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11-05-2003, 07:06 AM
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Fast'n'Bulbous
Location: Australia, Perth
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If only it was this easy?
Today i was watching a documentary on monkeys, which was narratored/hosted by David Attenborough (sp?).
Anyway, one of the species of monkeys he was profiling has this interesting mating scheme, in which the females butts would puff up and become very pink showin the male they're ready to mate. And they'd then let any male who'd protected her or something, in the past, mate with her. hmmm, seems a lot more simple than our way and all the other relationships games and dilemas.  just a thought  |
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11-05-2003, 07:34 AM
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Psycho
Location: northern california
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oh this is wonderful, I know alot of guys that look like shaved monkeys.. I can see where they would need help like that in getting laid... But it is perfect, Just what a guy would like simple and not having to invest any time or effort.
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11-05-2003, 07:38 AM
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Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
Location: wherever I am
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We don't mind putting in the time and effort. Sometimes the pay-off just isn't what we were expecting.
There are a lot of species in the animal kingdom that have found simplicity is sometimes the best route. We just seem to buck against this every chance we get.
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11-05-2003, 07:50 AM
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Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
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11-05-2003, 08:04 AM
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Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
Location: wherever I am
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 You are ready for a trip to Vegas Dano69.
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11-05-2003, 05:17 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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If my butt got big every time I was horny, I'd look like Jennifer Lopez most of the time.
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11-05-2003, 05:57 PM
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Location: Tokyo
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i believe there is a species of chimpanzee (pygmy chimps or something - anyway, they are a type of chimp) who just hump ALL THE TIME...
i mean with everyone, any way they can... i think the only taboo is child-mother. not sure if homosexuality was indulged in, but these little buggers just kept rooting... it seemed like another form of showing affection, like picking knits or preening... they´d have some big fight, and then they´d just root to make up for things. yes, it would be so much simpler being a monkey... but i wonder would it be as much fun?
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11-05-2003, 06:39 PM
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Dubya
Location: VA
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All you do is eat and sleep and mate and roll around
in your own filth and mate and eat and - where do I sign up?
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11-10-2003, 01:17 PM
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Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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11-11-2003, 08:27 PM
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Psycho
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This would be the perfect fix for the human dating system. As is, there is no indication other than verbal communication that a person is single, dating, or whatever else. The only symbol of attachment we have is the marriage ring...and that can just be taken off. *sigh*
It's frustrating. |
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11-11-2003, 09:08 PM
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Location: I'm what children see when they first imagine what death must look like. I am what every soldier dreams of becoming. I am the Midnighter.
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See - I've been saying it for years - humans need tails.
If a young lady or fellah struck your fancy, you'd have no coice but to wag it a little. Less bullshit posturing all around. Less mindgames. More time for a real relationship - sex and intamacy and friendship and all of the good stuff. Puffy butt almost as good . . . but less coy. Just my 2 cents.
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11-12-2003, 08:48 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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