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riptide4070 · 11-02-2003, 07:51 PM

A couple of weeks ago, some friends and I go out to a club. I'm looking at all the ladies with their skin tight clothes, breast cleavage, navels showing, and tight skirts and short showing off moose knuckles and camel toes.
It got me thinking. If women like to go out and show off what they have, do they want guys to do the same? I think so! For the men to get the ladies, without so much the use of talking because we are known for our frequent spouts of "foot in the mouth diseaase," we need to show guy cleavage.
You know, pull down our shorts and reveal an inch or so of neck. I think this would keep us equal with the women in showing off our merchandise. A little cock neck showing doesn't hurt anyone.

WarWagon · 11-02-2003, 07:57 PM

I dont think anyone makes low rise jeans that go that low, and if they did, they'd probably reveal a lot more hairy buttcrack than they're worth.

The Geek · 11-02-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by riptide4070
A couple of weeks ago, some friends and I go out to a club. I'm looking at all the ladies with their skin tight clothes, breast cleavage, navels showing, and tight skirts and short showing off moose knuckles and camel toes.
It got me thinking. If women like to go out and show off what they have, do they want guys to do the same? I think so! For the men to get the ladies, without so much the use of talking because we are known for our frequent spouts of "foot in the mouth diseaase," we need to show guy cleavage.
You know, pull down our shorts and reveal an inch or so of neck. I think this would keep us equal with the women in showing off our merchandise. A little cock neck showing doesn't hurt anyone.

I saw that stand up comedian on the other night too.

Dilbert1234567 · 11-02-2003, 10:24 PM

im in shape, round is a shape...

anti fishstick · 11-02-2003, 10:46 PM

no thanks. my boyfriend has this thing where he doesn't pull up his pants OR underwear all the way up and always shows a little crack. i'm always wondering wtf he's thinking. its annoying and unattractive. :P

MrFlux · 11-02-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by anti fishstick
no thanks. my boyfriend has this thing where he doesn't pull up his pants OR underwear all the way up and always shows a little crack. i'm always wondering wtf he's thinking. its annoying and unattractive. :P

Have you mentioned this to him? He might amend it if it's not attractive to you

anti fishstick · 11-02-2003, 11:06 PM

haha well i've commented on it. i don't think he gets hints tho

sillygirl · 11-02-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by anti fishstick
haha well i've commented on it. i don't think he gets hints tho

Next time, drop a pencil down the back of his pants, drip water, whatever... THAT'll get his attention. lol. If he doesn't learn from that, I doubt he ever will.....

riptide4070 · 11-02-2003, 11:16 PM

I didn't make it up, the geek is right, I got it from a comedian. The term "showing some neck" really caught me off guard and I thought I'd share it with my people on TFP. You guys always appreciate that kinda stuff.

numberfive · 11-02-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by sillygirl
Next time, drop a pencil down the back of his pants, drip water, whatever... THAT'll get his attention. lol. If he doesn't learn from that, I doubt he ever will.....

I did this to a friend back in highschool. She sat in front of me and her pants were like, really low rise so you could almost always see her butt (a good amount too). So I'd drop pennies, quarters, pens, etc. After a while she got the hint and pulled them up (they kept sliding back down though).

Good days.

Sledge · 11-02-2003, 11:28 PM

Metrosexuals sometimes buy women's low-rise jeans because they like the look of, well, low-rise jeans. It's a good look. It's pretty. Of course, the only thing keeping me from big-time metrosexuality is that I don't have the phat cash for it, so your mileage may vary.

perth1 · 11-03-2003, 02:20 AM

hahahaha show a bit of neck.. LOL

err no.

omega2K4 · 11-03-2003, 12:57 PM

If women wear those tight shirts/shirts that show half boobs, we are obligated to show half the sac/wear tight biking shorts?

SecretMethod70 · 11-03-2003, 06:31 PM

...don't mean to hijack....but what the heck is a moose knuckle?

Rlyss · 11-03-2003, 08:00 PM

SecretMethod70 - "Moose Knuckle

Noun. When the fabric of a woman's clothes become tucked in between the labia. Usage Example: Her pants were so tight that I could see her moose knuckle from across the room.

The same as a wedgie, except it only happens to females,
and is a front wedgie.
Usage Example: She got off her bike and I couldn't help but notice
her serious mooseknuckle. " Taken from http://www.mooseknuckle.ca/knucklesandwich.htm

WarWagon · 11-03-2003, 08:02 PM

When the fabric of a woman's clothes become tucked in between the labia. Bigger than a camel toe, but smaller than an elephant toe.

Dano069 · 11-04-2003, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by numberfive
I did this to a friend back in highschool. She sat in front of me and her pants were like, really low rise so you could almost always see her butt (a good amount too). So I'd drop pennies, quarters, pens, etc. After a while she got the hint and pulled them up (they kept sliding back down though).

Good days.

Did you tell her to keep the change?

Devilchild · 11-04-2003, 02:35 PM

I always like it when a girl shows her ass, funny how they dont like it when we return the favor, lol

mydragonfido · 11-04-2003, 03:26 PM

As a woman we really do not want to see it all from prospective men!! Don't mind looking at it in porn but not taking that home with me!! Give me mystery!

Regziever · 11-07-2003, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by Dorito2
Noun. When the fabric of a woman's clothes become tucked in between the labia. Usage Example: Her pants were so tight that I could see her moose knuckle from across the room.

The same as a wedgie, except it only happens to females, and is a front wedgie.

Isn't that the same as a camel toe?

Devilchild · 11-07-2003, 06:53 AM

yeah, just another name for it.

motdakasha · 11-07-2003, 03:19 PM

mmm metrosexual.... *drool*

also, i think camel toe and moose knuckle are synonymous
http://www.cameltoe.org/

ratbastid · 11-09-2003, 06:12 AM

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Originally posted by Devilchild
I always like it when a girl shows her ass, funny how they dont like it when we return the favor, lol

No big mystery.

The female body is a work of art, admired by everyone who beholds it.

The male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn't be seen by light of day.

Sleepyjack · 11-09-2003, 07:00 AM

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ratbastid said
No big mystery.

The female body is a work of art, admired by everyone who beholds it.

The male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn't be seen by light of day.

so true.

male = utilitarian

female = beautiful

not saying that female body isn't equip to do anything, but it's that and more.

However i am still not a fan of female butt crack. Thats just a little untidy for me. Not that i have high standards or anything

vveronica · 11-09-2003, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by Sleepyjack
so true.

male = utilitarian

female = beautiful

not saying that female body isn't equip to do anything, but it's that and more.

hehehehehhheh yep guys are good for home repair and vehicle maintenance.. heheheheheheheh

Hey i would not see more male parts in public BUT, the ones who end up showing them would be that ones I would not want to see.

Now Sleepyjack on the other hand,,,, Strip poke her mmmmm
oh oh no its called strip poker....

And as to showing some of his neck..... WOOF pant pant!

11-02-2003, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	guy cleavage (humorous) A couple of weeks ago, some friends and I go out to a club. I'm looking at all the ladies with their skin tight clothes, breast cleavage, navels showing, and tight skirts and short showing off moose knuckles and camel toes. It got me thinking. If women like to go out and show off what they have, do they want guys to do the same? I think so! For the men to get the ladies, without so much the use of talking because we are known for our frequent spouts of "foot in the mouth diseaase," we need to show guy cleavage. You know, pull down our shorts and reveal an inch or so of neck. I think this would keep us equal with the women in showing off our merchandise. A little cock neck showing doesn't hurt anyone. __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

11-02-2003, 10:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	im in shape, round is a shape... __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-02-2003, 10:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	no thanks. my boyfriend has this thing where he doesn't pull up his pants OR underwear all the way up and always shows a little crack. i'm always wondering wtf he's thinking. its annoying and unattractive. :P __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

11-02-2003, 11:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	haha well i've commented on it. i don't think he gets hints tho __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

11-02-2003, 11:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	I didn't make it up, the geek is right, I got it from a comedian. The term "showing some neck" really caught me off guard and I thought I'd share it with my people on TFP. You guys always appreciate that kinda stuff. __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

11-02-2003, 07:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	I dont think anyone makes low rise jeans that go that low, and if they did, they'd probably reveal a lot more hairy buttcrack than they're worth.

11-02-2003, 11:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sledge Pasture Bedtime	Metrosexuals sometimes buy women's low-rise jeans because they like the look of, well, low-rise jeans. It's a good look. It's pretty. Of course, the only thing keeping me from big-time metrosexuality is that I don't have the phat cash for it, so your mileage may vary.

11-03-2003, 02:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
perth1 Crazy	hahahaha show a bit of neck.. LOL err no.

11-03-2003, 12:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	If women wear those tight shirts/shirts that show half boobs, we are obligated to show half the sac/wear tight biking shorts? __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

11-03-2003, 06:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	...don't mean to hijack....but what the heck is a moose knuckle? __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

11-03-2003, 08:00 PM	#15 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	SecretMethod70 - "Moose Knuckle Noun. When the fabric of a woman's clothes become tucked in between the labia. Usage Example: Her pants were so tight that I could see her moose knuckle from across the room. The same as a wedgie, except it only happens to females, and is a front wedgie. Usage Example: She got off her bike and I couldn't help but notice her serious mooseknuckle. " Taken from http://www.mooseknuckle.ca/knucklesandwich.htm

11-03-2003, 08:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	When the fabric of a woman's clothes become tucked in between the labia. Bigger than a camel toe, but smaller than an elephant toe.

11-04-2003, 02:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
Devilchild Crazy	I always like it when a girl shows her ass, funny how they dont like it when we return the favor, lol

11-04-2003, 03:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
mydragonfido Crazy Location: Louisiana	As a woman we really do not want to see it all from prospective men!! Don't mind looking at it in porn but not taking that home with me!! Give me mystery!

11-07-2003, 06:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
Devilchild Crazy	yeah, just another name for it.

11-07-2003, 03:19 PM	#22 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	mmm metrosexual.... drool also, i think camel toe and moose knuckle are synonymous http://www.cameltoe.org/ __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.) Last edited by motdakasha; 11-07-2003 at 05:19 PM..