"Honestly Mom, they're not my condoms"--Parents and Sexuality - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

noodles · 11-03-2003, 04:22 PM

my parents think i am
but i'm not
/still wears his "virgin" badge. not shamefully or pridefully. just wears it.

MSD · 11-03-2003, 08:09 PM

My mother is the strictest, most conservative parent ever, and she doesn't seem to comprehend why anyone in their right mind would choose to go to hell just for the pleasure of sex before marriage. She assumes that I think exactly what she does, and will most likely lecture me on premarital sex before every date when I finally find a girlfriend.

arcane · 11-03-2003, 10:47 PM

my dad also bought me condoms when i was 15 or 16. one time when i was out of work i asked him for money for condoms. he hooked it up with a $20

thanks dad

WarWagon · 11-04-2003, 09:34 AM

Planned Parenthood over here has some very high quality condoms, 10 for $1!

Devilchild · 11-04-2003, 02:32 PM

My parents found the condoms and blamed it on the dog finding them, i guess they know.

T-Prime · 11-04-2003, 06:31 PM

Before I was with my girlfriend, everytime I left the house, even with a purpose, my mom thought I was out getting drunk, stoned, or having sex... (and I've never drunk, never taken drugs...)

"Where you going?"
"Church."
"Oh, Ok....." *insert odd glance here*

Hell, pretty much the same thing now that I am with my girlfriend...

11-03-2003, 04:22 PM	#41 (permalink)
noodles Psycho Location: sc	harrr my parents think i am but i'm not /still wears his "virgin" badge. not shamefully or pridefully. just wears it. __________________ This is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves. Nietzsche

11-03-2003, 10:47 PM	#43 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	my dad also bought me condoms when i was 15 or 16. one time when i was out of work i asked him for money for condoms. he hooked it up with a $20 thanks dad __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

11-03-2003, 08:09 PM	#42 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	My mother is the strictest, most conservative parent ever, and she doesn't seem to comprehend why anyone in their right mind would choose to go to hell just for the pleasure of sex before marriage. She assumes that I think exactly what she does, and will most likely lecture me on premarital sex before every date when I finally find a girlfriend.

11-04-2003, 09:34 AM	#44 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Planned Parenthood over here has some very high quality condoms, 10 for $1!

11-04-2003, 02:32 PM	#45 (permalink)
Devilchild Crazy	My parents found the condoms and blamed it on the dog finding them, i guess they know.

11-04-2003, 06:31 PM	#46 (permalink)
T-Prime Banned	Before I was with my girlfriend, everytime I left the house, even with a purpose, my mom thought I was out getting drunk, stoned, or having sex... (and I've never drunk, never taken drugs...) "Where you going?" "Church." "Oh, Ok....." insert odd glance here Hell, pretty much the same thing now that I am with my girlfriend...