Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Sexuality (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/)
-   -   Guys adjusting themselves (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/32949-guys-adjusting-themselves.html)

Sleepyjack 10-24-2003 02:39 AM

Guys adjusting themselves
 
OK, i am runnning out of ideas for threads here.
Although the frivoloty continues, and this is sort of related to my other post i just did.

When guys adjust themselves in public, how unattrative is it?

Whether it be a scratch, a quick movement/realign or what have you.

Is it really that bad? I got caught today by a friend and she laughed about it, so i don't know, i just apologised. I try not to do it in public. Although sometimes a quick adjustment is essential, so it's not completely avoidable.

hmmm, as you can see, today i am thinking about dicks and dick issues in public places. Interesting.....

ok i put a random poll up as well. 5 is for hot and 1 for disgusting and so on. Guys probably shouldn't vote either?
Cause i myslef am indifferent, casue i am emapthetic with other guys you may need to adjust sooooo.....


edit: basically i am trying to justify how open i should be when attemtping to do anything in public again. Is it accepted, like maybe someone sneezing or coughing...lol

FallenAvatar 10-24-2003 02:46 AM

Well the realignments are sometimes nessicary. The scratching you could probably try and do without. It may look unattractive, but it's needed. If something itches you scratch. And if it's big and hard and in your way you move it, right?

vveronica 10-24-2003 06:05 AM

I dont know if I should put in a comment, but, since that never stopped me before... I never mind seeing a guy adjust... now scratching big ol turn off....

mb99usa 10-24-2003 06:08 AM

Sometimes it gets downright painful if you don't make an adjustment. I just try to be discreet, but sometimes you just gotta reach down and move the thing.

Averett 10-24-2003 06:10 AM

I voted 3 because well.... I don't really care one way or another. I don't think "Oh boy he must have some sort impressive package there!" when a guy is adjusting. If I catch a friend I usually say something like "Hey you need help with that thing?"

skysooner 10-24-2003 06:12 AM

Yes, I try to balance between being comfortable and just decorum, but there are just times you have to adjust. There is something about sitting in an airplane in the cold that makes it very uncomfortable. I'm sitting there with 3 to 5 strangers in the same row with me, and I can't turn around or go into another room to do anything about it. I could spend 5 minutes just trying to do it discreetly, but I would rather take 5 seconds to do it right.

twotimesadingo 10-24-2003 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Averett
I voted 3 because well.... I don't really care one way or another. I don't think "Oh boy he must have some sort impressive package there!" when a guy is adjusting. If I catch a friend I usually say something like "Hey you need help with that thing?"
/me takes cold shower

heh. I figure it's a natural part of life. Women I know are constantly adjusting their bras, so I adjust my jock. Whatever; it happens. Females don't generally have the whole "giant boner" problem, so they don't have to worry about that. Reciprocally, guys don't have to really worry about SNE (Sudden Nipple Erection)... It all balances out in the end.

Averett 10-24-2003 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twotimesadingo
/me takes cold shower

heh. I figure it's a natural part of life. Women I know are constantly adjusting their bras, so I adjust my jock. Whatever; it happens. Females don't generally have the whole "giant boner" problem, so they don't have to worry about that. Reciprocally, guys don't have to really worry about SNE (Sudden Nipple Erection)... It all balances out in the end.

Need help with that shower? ;) I can be on Roanoke in 12 hours!

I'm always adjusting my bra... Good point.

Sleepyjack 10-24-2003 09:03 AM

I get sudden nipple erection as well!
Although i don't have a bra. Bras must be annoying....

Dano069 10-24-2003 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mb99usa
Sometimes it gets downright painful if you don't make an adjustment. I just try to be discreet, but sometimes you just gotta reach down and move the thing.
Two words. Twisted Testicles :eek:

padam 10-24-2003 10:28 AM

I try not to make abig production when I have to adjust, just do it quickly and move on.

omega2K4 10-24-2003 10:40 AM

Adjusting is needed. It can become quite painful/uncomfortable if you don't.

sillygirl 10-24-2003 01:38 PM

I voted three... I agree, it's a fact of life, and I've been known to adjust my bra from time to time.... But I've also seen guys do it and put on a production about it, which I consider unnecessary. Why should I get offended when a guy makes himself more comfortable, when I make myself comfortable when I need to?

ismark 10-24-2003 02:39 PM

is 1 good or bad? Need labels on the numbers to know if I'm saying I hate it or love it.

drawerfixer 10-24-2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepyjack

ok i put a random poll up as well. 5 is for hot and 1 for disgusting and so on.


slimshaydee 10-24-2003 04:49 PM

I have to always adjust before doin certain ab excercises at the gym, cause if not it can be quite uncomfortable.

meff 10-24-2003 06:08 PM

Bah. No girls should talk here until the have a sensitive sack hanging off of their crotch :p

bermuDa 10-24-2003 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meff
Bah. No girls should talk here until the have a sensitive sack hanging off of their crotch :p
and if they do we don't want to hear about it!

self-adjustment is a necessary evil, though I wouldn't mind having someone to do it for me.

"hey would you take care of this? thanks.... just a little to the left. perfect!"

ARTelevision 10-24-2003 09:35 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this a well-choreographed move in the performance of popular music, dance, and body language?

anleja 10-24-2003 10:00 PM

I would think it is okay as long as the guy doesn't make any sounds, such as: "whew" or "oh maaan" or "yank."

You gotta try to do it through your pockets, though.

Jam 10-24-2003 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anleja
I would think it is okay as long as the guy doesn't make any sounds, such as: "whew" or "oh maaan" or "yank."

You gotta try to do it through your pockets, though.


hahaha... would that make i t look like your playing with yourself.. i think thats a bad idea

Shadowman 10-25-2003 09:18 AM

Im a guy, and I do a lot of adjusting. But I see women all the time, adjusting their breasts. If they can do it, so can I :-)

tritium 10-25-2003 10:34 AM

I just take care of it quickly.

txlovely 10-25-2003 02:37 PM

The adjustment is tolerable, the adjustment with the scratch is not! Ugh. It makes you think there's something crawling around down there. Doing it when your crotch is eyelevel to a person sitting down in front of you is beyond rude... We all have to do the old scratch every now and then, but women usually try to do it under their desks, table cloths, bathrooms - privacy is key here... Avoids any offending maneuvers!

analog 10-26-2003 06:50 PM

women adjust their bras all the time- i'm not saying there is no difference in a man-sack and breasts, i'm saying it's a natural thing we all have to do, so if it bothers someone, i tell them to grow up.

numberfive 10-26-2003 08:59 PM

I adjust and think nothing of it. I mean, I'm not gonna sit on my balls for an hour because someone might get offended by me moving them to a more comfortable spot. I scratch in public aswell (not long lingering scratches, but one or two little ones to get the job done), but hey, thats just me I guess.

On another note: In highschool there was a guy that sat next to me in Pre-Cal. And every now and then he'd be like "Oh damn, I need to scratch my balls." Then he'd reach into his pants, into his boxers, and scratch. And all the while I had to sit there and hear *scratcha scratch* "OH Yeah, there we go". It was gross indeed (not to mention he ate a Tiger Muffin (like an egg mcmuffin) about 5 minutes after, w/o washing his hands), but hey, he was comfortable with it and you gotta do what you gotta do.

IC3 10-26-2003 09:19 PM

I will adjust if necessary.

I don't see what the big deal it is to some people...One girl i know told me it's a bad habit:lol:

macmanmike6100 10-27-2003 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa

"hey would you take care of this? thanks.... just a little to the left. perfect!"


Have I spotted an Office Space reference? Office Space rocks!

motdakasha 10-27-2003 01:36 AM

It depends on the guy and the way in which he does it. It can be sexy. It can be gross.

Either way, I hardly ever miss it. One of my friend's calls it Balldar. He says the alertness, or at least my verbosity, increases with my need to get laid.

Hurr.

petergriffin24 10-27-2003 07:28 AM

the best is trying to use the no hands method and doing the funky little mini-split to jar your boys loose!! Good time and it's also fun trying to explain to people why you just busted out a little disco move!!

actual 10-27-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by petergriffin24
the best is trying to use the no hands method and doing the funky little mini-split to jar your boys loose!! Good time and it's also fun trying to explain to people why you just busted out a little disco move!!
If I hadn't already decided not to take any of this seriously, I probably would have died snickering at that one. The thing is, I think I've actually seen some guy try that, heh.

Personally I wear khakis and boxers so I have little to worry about, for the most part.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:08 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360