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numist 10-25-2003 07:44 PM

I wear jeans, but I cant hide it, and if I tuck it under the waistband, it hangs out... so I put a hand in the pocket and aim at my shoes....

or sit down, which usually turns out to be the easier option...

such a hassle...

frozenstellar 10-25-2003 08:26 PM

depends where it is - in the middle of class i'll ignore it and he goes back to sleep.

but apart from that, he's usually pretty good - doesnt jump up and down excessively when i cant hide it.

however, the girlfriend loves to get him going at the worst of times.. eg. just before we're about to leave a really posh resturant for a dinner party.. so freakin embarrasing.

Dnz 10-26-2003 12:43 AM

Its the reason i wear briefs.

Trust me, ive tried other ways, and when it gets going, theres no stopping.

Briefs may get a bad wrap for not being manly enough, but theyre great when i dont want everyone to know about my manlyness hahah

analog 10-26-2003 02:54 AM

briefs make it go straight up, i just tuck it into the waistband

Harshaw 10-26-2003 07:32 AM

I had a friend come visit me from Florida the other day. She is like a sister to me, I wouldn't want to have sex with her, it would be way to wierd. We were watching a movie and she decided to lay her head on my leg. Not a problem except for the fact that her hand was pretty much brushing against "the boys". I've never thought so many wholesome thoughts in all my life. Normally when a girl wants to get that close, my thoughts are of a more human nature. Needless to say, I was very happy to be wearing my baggiest pair of shorts.

TheBrit 10-26-2003 08:55 AM

Just imagine goatse. Unless that turns you on or something. Pervert.

GoldenOuroboros 10-26-2003 12:48 PM

I just quickly arrange myself and move it under waist band of my shorts or whatever I'm wearing at the time.. if I'm able to sit down I do.. and I think of nasty things so it goes away faster.. lol :D

Samari 10-26-2003 01:58 PM

I usually just tuck it under the wasteband...it's not that I'm overly embarressed about it but it's kind of ackward walking around like that.

I think it's interesting what the girls have to say about it.

Quote:

Originally posted by sta500
I just rock the ol' sidepipe.
lol

Dnz 10-26-2003 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by analog
briefs make it go straight up, i just tuck it into the waistband
Nah, if anything, straight down, and it wont even get as bad because its 'under control'.

Dont knock it till its saved your ass! hahah

bermuDa 10-27-2003 01:52 AM

i wave it around at as many people as possible! lol j/k

margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!
margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!

petergriffin24 10-27-2003 07:25 AM

Oh those were the days in middle school of the random erections throughout your school day!! I would just use the tuck method and try to walk as normal as possible!! This was not always fun or easy seeing that in elementary and middle school I spent most of my time in sweat pants!!

punx1325 10-27-2003 11:49 AM

This was always the biggest problem for me. Throughout High School it would just pop up. I got very creative either using a book or adjust myself quickly so it was under my belt or something like that. If i couldn't adjust myself I put my hands in my pocket and try and grab it. Now it's not so bad, I also will switch off between boxers and boxer briefs. Those brief save me a world of problems...

gabshu 10-28-2003 02:36 PM

There was this one guy in my calc class last semester who I saw with an errection a couple of times. It was really strange.

I've never really had an erection, but I know my boyfriend like tucks it in his boxer waistband and it looks like normal. Well I don't know much about having an errection but there's my piece of advise.

Joy-Stick 10-28-2003 03:59 PM

hmm i never have this problem considering im hung like a field mouse.




hehe jk actually i just let it go down one pantleg when i feel it first coming on and it kinda just presses up against the pants but nothing too bad. if i sit down and im wearing some slacks or soemthing you can see it really well but other than that its fine. although i really dont get any except the ritualistic one about 30-40 minutes after i wake up and am in the car. but whats great is when you cuddling with some hot chick and your starting to get a small buldge. or when there giving you a nice long hug for about 5 minutes. no im not a pimp or ladies man there just friends.

elfuq 10-28-2003 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by bermuDa
margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!
URGHHHHH Gross@!

mushrew 10-29-2003 01:00 AM

it's easy to hide an erection but what about hiding it when you hug/cuddle someone? how do you avoid letting them find out or do you not care?

lady 10-29-2003 01:41 AM

If you're cuddling with her, I'd say it's safe to assume she'll be flattered or maybe even turned on... (If not, she's got issues)

*Nikki* 10-29-2003 06:04 AM

Someone I know uses a bandana to tie his to the side of his inner thigh.

I find it endearing;)

Doos 10-29-2003 09:28 AM

All those that use the "unpleasant thought" method, did ya'll ever stop to think that a hard on is rather frequent and you will end up internalising that thought eg. goatse.

Not worth it, I'm afraid.

Beltruckus 10-29-2003 10:43 AM

This thread is a classic. One time my friend got a NRB (no reason Boner) while talking with some friends and one of the girls saw it but thought they were lifesavers and made a grab saying I want one. HEHE boy were they both embarrased was very very funny.

Redlemon 10-29-2003 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Beltruckus
This thread is a classic. One time my friend got a NRB (no reason Boner) while talking with some friends and one of the girls saw it but thought they were lifesavers and made a grab saying I want one. HEHE boy were they both embarrased was very very funny.
Lifesavers? That's not very complimentary toward your buddy. (I think she knew what she was reaching for, personally).

Beltruckus 10-29-2003 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by redlemon
Lifesavers? That's not very complimentary toward your buddy. (I think she knew what she was reaching for, personally).
It was Jr. High like 7th grade, i dont know about him but I didni't start growing down there till 10th grade....

edit: also at the time we were all LDS (Mormon) so I really don't think she was reaching for his cack.

Dano069 10-29-2003 02:34 PM

Hmm, there's parachute pants from the 80's (Hammer Time!) :D

I usually will wear long, bulky sweaters or shirts. I'll carry something in front of me if I have to go out on a service call.

RubberSouls 10-29-2003 03:10 PM

I would like to just walk around letting it go free...but, in some places it just doesn't seem....appropriate....Like say, a business meeting....or dinner with your boss...(I guess that last one depends on who your boss is):p

ally 10-29-2003 09:37 PM

My boyfreind tucks it under his belt.... it's kinda funny though when i move his shirt and I can see it "peeking" up at me


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