happymaan

We all know that asparagus makes urine smell really bad. Does anyone know if it effects the taste of semen?

Fibrosa

I would imagine so. IIRC garlic affects the way semen tastes (or at least that's what an ex told me), so I would think that asparagus would do the same...

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WhoaitsZ

ohmy that cracked me up.

i don't know, but if you have a woman who will taste test i'll eat the asparagus.

greytone

I have no idea but I would volunteer to be a donor in a double blinded crossover study if anyone organizes it. In any case, you may want some recipies for variety. Here is a link.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&postid=73571#post73571

GuttersnipeXL

Ha! That's a great idea! I think I'll plan a little asparagus test of my own with the old lady...Hopefully she is receptive. I'll let ya know the results. Let's hear others too. By the way...Where is Tilted Chemistry?

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MSD

If you eat enough of it and wash it down with pickle juice, it can fool a drug test.

Eviltree

It probly would. Yes, that makes sence.

clavus

Yes. The answer is "yes"

Asparagus makes cum taste bad.

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ally

yes yes yes!!! It affects it a lot. For the sake of women everywhere.... dont eat asparagus!!!

Minx

yes yes yes!!! It affects it a lot. For the sake of women everywhere.... dont eat asparagus!!!

lol ally......there is a definitive answer for ya! I would think if it affects urine then it would also "sour" your semen.
I second the "keep away from asparagus" theory!

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rsl12

dunno about you, but i find it sexy to see a woman eating asparagus, pointy end first.

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Bob Biter

Eat celery instead.

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forgotten_dream

Heh heh. That's my new excuse not to eat asparagus.

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Mister Coaster

ally, since you seem to be the expert, what can make semen taste good? I'll eat anything if it means I might get more oral.

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Casus Belli

My girl says bananas! So I tried, and she liked it even more!

cdwonderful

better bananas than aparagus

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Lebell

Cry!

And I LOVE aparagus!

Oh man, that makes me hungry for some steamed, with a little butter and rosemary. Yum!

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Frowning Budah

Are we talking abt the guy or the girl eating the banana?

oblar

....but i like asparagus

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BlueBongo

The wonder why my boyfriend detests asparagus.... I thought maybe it was something he just all-together didn't like growing up... but he had alterior reasoning... hahah

Ah well, we're all kinda picky about what we eat anyway... I'll be sure he doesn't eat it.

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Podmore

Never tasted it myself, but I've read that both asparagus and (I hate to say it) chocolate make it taste bitter. Pineapple juice makes it taste sweeter. That one I know for sure because (1) my girlfriend and I tested that theory in Hawaii (I drank it with every meal) and (2) I got to like pineapple juice so much that I still frink a lot of it and my wife has mentioned the difference in taste. Of course I'm a total chocoholic too, so it probably balances out.

panzer

From speaking with those who have sampled the output:

Asparagus = ends in a handjob for you!
Alcohol = Sweeter
Aromatic mushrooms = funky

MLTHED

oops.

Martian

Me too, but if the choice is between eating asparagus and getting head.. well, that's really no choice at all, is it?

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Daniel_

Lets get this clear - we volonteer, we get dinner and a blowjob?

I'm in.

No ugly chicks though - science has proved that there's a direct correlation between ugly genes and poor taste reception.

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