Asparagus
 

We all know that asparagus makes urine smell really bad. Does anyone know if it effects the taste of semen?

I would imagine so. IIRC garlic affects the way semen tastes (or at least that's what an ex told me), so I would think that asparagus would do the same...

ohmy that cracked me up.

i don't know, but if you have a woman who will taste test i'll eat the asparagus.

I have no idea but I would volunteer to be a donor in a double blinded crossover study if anyone organizes it. In any case, you may want some recipies for variety. Here is a link.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&postid=73571#post73571

Ha! That's a great idea! I think I'll plan a little asparagus test of my own with the old lady...Hopefully she is receptive. I'll let ya know the results. Let's hear others too. By the way...Where is Tilted Chemistry?

If you eat enough of it and wash it down with pickle juice, it can fool a drug test.

It probly would. Yes, that makes sence.

Yes. The answer is "yes"

Asparagus makes cum taste bad.

yes yes yes!!! It affects it a lot. For the sake of women everywhere.... dont eat asparagus!!!

yes yes yes!!! It affects it a lot. For the sake of women everywhere.... dont eat asparagus!!!

lol ally......there is a definitive answer for ya! I would think if it affects urine then it would also "sour" your semen.
I second the "keep away from asparagus" theory! :)

dunno about you, but i find it sexy to see a woman eating asparagus, pointy end first.

Eat celery instead.

Heh heh. That's my new excuse not to eat asparagus. :D

ally, since you seem to be the expert, what can make semen taste good? I'll eat anything if it means I might get more oral.

My girl says bananas! So I tried, and she liked it even more!

better bananas than aparagus

Cry!

And I LOVE aparagus!

Oh man, that makes me hungry for some steamed, with a little butter and rosemary. Yum!

Are we talking abt the guy or the girl eating the banana?:D

....but i like asparagus :(

The wonder why my boyfriend detests asparagus.... I thought maybe it was something he just all-together didn't like growing up... but he had alterior reasoning... hahah

Ah well, we're all kinda picky about what we eat anyway... I'll be sure he doesn't eat it. :)

Never tasted it myself, but I've read that both asparagus and (I hate to say it) chocolate make it taste bitter. Pineapple juice makes it taste sweeter. That one I know for sure because (1) my girlfriend and I tested that theory in Hawaii (I drank it with every meal) and (2) I got to like pineapple juice so much that I still frink a lot of it and my wife has mentioned the difference in taste. Of course I'm a total chocoholic too, so it probably balances out.

From speaking with those who have sampled the output:

Asparagus = ends in a handjob for you!
Alcohol = Sweeter
Aromatic mushrooms = funky

oops.

Me too, but if the choice is between eating asparagus and getting head.. well, that's really no choice at all, is it?

Lets get this clear - we volonteer, we get dinner and a blowjob?

I'm in. :thumbsup:

No ugly chicks though - science has proved that there's a direct correlation between ugly genes and poor taste reception. :rolleyes: