Sleepyjack

Ok this isn't a gay topic or anything, just another frivilous one from me

Now, i love everything about the female form, although the name vagina doesn't seem to be very appealing to me. I really wished it was called something else, officially.

Theres a whole host of other slang terms for it here here

If anyone else shares my feelings on this, what would you rather it be officially called?

I've always just liked pussy, the person who came up with that one should get a medal or something, i think its great. Most poeple seem to use that nowadays anyway, cause vagina just doesn't sound right.

Also, any other names (namely of body parts or sexual organs/parts) that you'd like to change?

hmmm just some more nonsensical trash from me

rogue49

Of course...penis
This word makes sound like it's the size of your pinky.

analog

my ex called it her kitty, how original, but i just use pussy. vagina sounds too medical for everyday conversation, unless i'm trying to avoid sounding crude in mixed company. although, i don't usually hang out with the kind of female closed-minded enough to care.

darkallaround

i'll go ahead and say that although i dont know what it's name SHOULD be, i HATE when people call it "cooch" or "coochie"
it just sounds...wrong. like its some alien animal or something.

"For sale: 4 week old coochies. Pure bred! papers! get your pick of the litter today!"

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jerseyboy

Twat and Cunt are two words which I particularly enjoy saying. Not really to refer to the female anatomy but rather people who bother me.

mattevil

i dont know i really liked the word vagina in that old snl sketch where phil hatman was charlton heston doing the audiobook for the madonna sex book. "I love my vagiiiinnaa!"

numberfive

Cunt wins my vote.

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Sleepyjack

hmm i know it may be a little wussy or whatever, but i don't really like the word cunt and seldom use it.
Especially if it's used for vagina, cause most other people use it as calling someone a prick or something.
Just my opinion though.

Alot of names people use seem quite disrespectful though.

phredgreen

other unappetizing body part names.... spleen, perhaps? :Lol:

also...

i have a problem not with the part itself, but with people naming their children colin. it's too damn close to colon. i mean come on, that's just inviting relentless junior-high teasing followed by years of psychological therapy afterwards.

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crow_daw

I myself am not offended by the word "cunt" or anything, but it just has always seemed to me like that word would be so offensive to any females.

I don't know why, I've just always thought I would really really hate that word if I were a woman.

I just say pussy or puss.

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BlueBongo

I kinda hate the term "dork" for penis. I know it's the fav british slang.. also the term "pork" for sex.

"I'd like to shove a good' un with my dork and pork till the cock crows in the morn!"

Ugh... another body part that needs a new name is the stomache. Can't say I like the name... would be much easier calling it a garbage disposal or something.

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bundy

for penis i prefer to say old fella, or dick, or prick... depends...
for vagina i prefer to say snatch... mind you most girls i know don´t agree with that one.


i hate the term ´intestine´... it just sounds really monsterish... its not nice...

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Doos

Penis = cock

Vagina = pussy

simple.

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Sleepyjack

yep i like those the most as well. Funny how they're both animals

Though i also do use snatch sometimes, i forgot about that one.

yeah i agre with you there. Especially Colin Powell comes to mind, he seems to have his own pronounciation that sounds exaclt like colon, although i am not sure how americans normally pronounce it??

Lasereth

Vagina is a bit uncomfortable, but pussy is about 10 times worse if you ask me. I just refer to it as "down there." If I have to mention it, I say vagina, because pussy simply sounds stupid and degrading. I hate saying penis too, but I have all of the other names it has, so I stick with that one as well. There's something about slang terms for body parts that really, really annoys me.

-Lasereth

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Redlemon

I talked this one over with my wife, because I found 'vagina' to be too clinical, but didn't want to offend her with terms too raw. Pussy is what we ususally say.

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Rlyss

I hate saying 'pussy', it just doesn't sit properly with me. It sounds really harsh and the 's' sound makes it sound sleazy. I usually refer to it as 'down there' or her 'hoo-hoo' as a bit of a joke, but it works for the both of us. I can never bring myself to say 'cunt', <i>that</i> is such an awful word

I just say 'dick' too.

It's amusing to think that no matter what the genitals were called, we'd think of a way to avoid saying it. If the vagina were called a 'car', we'd feel as awkward about saying 'car' as we do now about saying 'vagina' now.

Doos

No, I'd want to get in the car and drive it

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Aladdin Sane

My usual word for vagina is pussy, although "kitty" sure sounds sexy to me. My penis is usually a dick, or sometimes a cock if I'm feeling particularly aggressive.

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Jedbeck

someone I know calls it "Banana Creame Pie"

vveronica

That is why Most mens taste is in their mouth. That is in many respects the worst slang you can use to label a person. And men use it on women... leaving us with calling a man something like ahole or rat ass bastard or M.F.er. nothing seems to be a cutting and hard as use that word. It should have the same taboo as the N word.


Tasteless Very tasteless....!!!!!

TheBrit

I swear, that is the first time I have ever heard the work dork used for penis in my life.

omega2K4

I don't mind the term 'vagina', but I agree that is does sound too medical, the same with 'penis'. I've gotten into the habit of using 'dick' or 'cock' for my manhood, and 'pussy' for the vagina. I don't particularly like the usage of 'cunt' myself, as it is commonly used as a derogatory term.

shannon

i don't know about my vagina. i call it whatever and i guess i don't really think about it. i don't get offended very easily though, so....one of my profs called a penis a prong before, and i thought it was incredibly charming and funny, because she is australian and seemed to think we had all heard it before but alas we had no idea what she was talking about.

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swfert

I have found most women feel exactly this way. I have never seen anything inherently offensive in the word 'cunt' but most women really hate it and I respect their feelings on this. In my experience 'down there' seems to be the most popular.

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Jedbeck

I have another friend that calls a period tomato soup.

I need new friends.

WarWagon

Love pudding!

Dano069

I use the term pussy. If the wife and I are going at it like animals, I'll use cunt.

I've recently named my penis, Mr. Happy. No particular reason other than it sounds absolutely ridiculous. Go figure.

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World's King

I prefer CUNT.


LET'S ALL SAY IT...


CUNT.

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SabrinaFair

"Let's just start with the word 'vagina'. It sounds like an infection at best, maybe a medical instuerment: 'Hurry nurse, bring me the vagina'. Doesn't matter how many times you say it, it never sounds like the word you want to say"
-From The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler

I always liked that quote...I call mine pussy most often. Sometimes cooter when referred to in a crude or joking sense.

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jvwgtr

I forget who said it, but I recently saw a comedian who had a bit that went something like:
"You know 'vagina' was a word invented by men. If women were to name their own private parts, they'd come up with something beautiful, yet powerful at the same time...like 'Excelsior!'"

Sparhawk

Brings to mind that simpsons episode with Bart discovering the secret dork society in a hidden room inside Springfield Elementary.

"Excelsior!"

tekaweni

My SO calls it her muffin.

Mmmm, I'm thinking blueberry!

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doctorphibes

I'll wade into this one. In no particular order:

1.) "Excelsior!" is how Stan Lee signed off in the Spiderman comic books; that line on the Simpsons was a reference/inside joke for comic nerds.
2.) I've *never* had a problem with being called "Colon," and I've had the same name for... well, my whole life. I think people are more likely to make comments about that ridiculous Guy Smiley facial hair than my name.
3.) Interesting that someone considers using "cunt" to refer to the female genitals as offensive, since it is usually used as an insult whenever one is being a "prick." So it's OK to equate jerks with the male genitals, but not female...
4.) Look "dork" up in the dictionary, specifically M-W Coll. Dict. 10th ed., it says under etymology - perhaps alteration of dick.
5.) I generally use "pussy," if not just straight-up "vagina." I'll say "cunt" if there aren't any women around, or ones that have shown they don't get all worked up when they hear the word. Although for some reason, a lot more women I know dislike "twat" over "cunt." Go figure.

Conclamo Ludus

I prefer to call it "home".

Its very practical

"Comin' home!"
"Honey, I'm home."
"I'm shopping for a new home."
"home is where the heart is."
"there's no place like home."
"For the last time, honey, quit bringing your work home."

It works for me.

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shannon

i like it.

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Mael

but it is the size of my....errr... uh... damn.

BlueBongo

Not the first time I have.... I have a few friends in England and Scotland that constantly use those terms... I just can't imagine them walking up to a girl and saying anything like that... but I'm sure that they would.

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mydragonfido

I perfer as a woman pussy to be used!!!