What is a queef anyway? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tritium · 10-09-2003, 01:54 PM

I remember hearing about it in grammar school, but never really knew what it was ... what is a queef anyway?

MrFlux · 10-09-2003, 02:07 PM

A fanny fart!

Halx · 10-09-2003, 02:08 PM

pussy fart... *nod*

tritium · 10-09-2003, 02:22 PM

How's that manage to happen?

MrFlux · 10-09-2003, 02:31 PM

To quote motdakasha in the "Farting after anal" thread:

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Originally posted by motdakasha
Motions of what's entering the anus will determine the air being shoved into it. If females can queef from mutual masturbation and sex, then air can also be packed into an anus this way. One way to avoid this is not to make full motions. Avoid pulling out all or almost all of the way before thrusting again. When you pull out, usually an orifice is molded in the shape of whatever was just inserted, then when you thrust back in, this opening is sealed off with the object again, creating a bubble of air. Somehow, that air will eventually get out.

Farting after anal sex is just like queefing.

tritium · 10-09-2003, 02:43 PM

I read that too but, anatomically speaking, there is a fundamental difference between the vagina and the anus. The anus can squeeze shut and keep the air in ... or least, that's how I read everything.

MrFlux · 10-09-2003, 02:45 PM

Last I checked, vaginal muscles could contract

motdakasha · 10-09-2003, 02:48 PM

Queef is allegedly the onomatopoeia for the noise of the air coming out of a vagina. So queef is to vagina as farting-after-anal-sex is to anus. Farting from anal sex is different from farting in general since it comes from the bowels of your digestive system and are mainly composed of methane gases and food fumes. Farting after anal sex is mainly composed of air from outside of the body, just like the air coming out of a vagina.

The fact that the air is coming out of a vagina vs. an anus is kind of irrelevent since air can come out of both for the same reason. I don't know if this makes any sense or if I really even have a point. So I'll end my message here.

World's King · 10-09-2003, 05:37 PM

I thought it was just something you laughed about when you were in junior high.

See, I'm stupid.

dylanmarsh · 10-09-2003, 05:50 PM

Trying doing your chick doggie style; she'll be queefing all night afterwards!

TinniT · 10-09-2003, 06:00 PM

you know whats strange, i've noticed that initial sex experiences when sober (not drunk) with a partner tend to have more queefs than with a regular sexual partner or significant other.

I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less.

In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing...

::Shrug:: food for thought, but good topic

collide · 10-09-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by TinniT

I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less.

In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing...

See, TinniT has it all figured out. Too much air trapped in the body leads to unhappy responses and vice versa. Unless you have a fetish for burps, farts, and queefs, sex is generally better without them! I personally find those sounds unsexy, so it really ruins the mood. Plus, I can't help but giggle or cringe because I've become so socially wired to respond that way.

motdakasha · 10-09-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by collide
Plus, I can't help but giggle or cringe because I've become so socially wired to respond that way.

I usually laugh.

TinniT · 10-09-2003, 07:26 PM

my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!"

Man. queefs give me some good memories.

tritium · 10-09-2003, 09:53 PM

I'm with you on this one, Worlds King. Until I read the thread earlier this afternoon, I'd all but forgotten about the word.

arcane · 10-10-2003, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by TinniT
my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

im still laughing from that

10-09-2003, 01:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	What is a queef anyway? I remember hearing about it in grammar school, but never really knew what it was ... what is a queef anyway?

10-09-2003, 02:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	A fanny fart! __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

10-09-2003, 02:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	pussy fart... nod __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

10-09-2003, 02:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	How's that manage to happen? __________________ Blah.

10-09-2003, 02:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	I read that too but, anatomically speaking, there is a fundamental difference between the vagina and the anus. The anus can squeeze shut and keep the air in ... or least, that's how I read everything. __________________ Blah.

10-09-2003, 02:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Last I checked, vaginal muscles could contract __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

10-09-2003, 02:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Queef is allegedly the onomatopoeia for the noise of the air coming out of a vagina. So queef is to vagina as farting-after-anal-sex is to anus. Farting from anal sex is different from farting in general since it comes from the bowels of your digestive system and are mainly composed of methane gases and food fumes. Farting after anal sex is mainly composed of air from outside of the body, just like the air coming out of a vagina. The fact that the air is coming out of a vagina vs. an anus is kind of irrelevent since air can come out of both for the same reason. I don't know if this makes any sense or if I really even have a point. So I'll end my message here. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

10-09-2003, 05:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I thought it was just something you laughed about when you were in junior high. See, I'm stupid. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-09-2003, 05:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Trying doing your chick doggie style; she'll be queefing all night afterwards!

10-09-2003, 06:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
TinniT Crazy	you know whats strange, i've noticed that initial sex experiences when sober (not drunk) with a partner tend to have more queefs than with a regular sexual partner or significant other. I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less. In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing... ::Shrug:: food for thought, but good topic

10-09-2003, 07:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
TinniT Crazy	my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!" Man. queefs give me some good memories.

10-09-2003, 09:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	I'm with you on this one, Worlds King. Until I read the thread earlier this afternoon, I'd all but forgotten about the word. __________________ Blah.