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Old 10-09-2003, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is a queef anyway?

I remember hearing about it in grammar school, but never really knew what it was ... what is a queef anyway?
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A fanny fart!
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How's that manage to happen?
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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To quote motdakasha in the "Farting after anal" thread:

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Motions of what's entering the anus will determine the air being shoved into it. If females can queef from mutual masturbation and sex, then air can also be packed into an anus this way. One way to avoid this is not to make full motions. Avoid pulling out all or almost all of the way before thrusting again. When you pull out, usually an orifice is molded in the shape of whatever was just inserted, then when you thrust back in, this opening is sealed off with the object again, creating a bubble of air. Somehow, that air will eventually get out.

Farting after anal sex is just like queefing.
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I read that too but, anatomically speaking, there is a fundamental difference between the vagina and the anus. The anus can squeeze shut and keep the air in ... or least, that's how I read everything.
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Last I checked, vaginal muscles could contract
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Queef is allegedly the onomatopoeia for the noise of the air coming out of a vagina. So queef is to vagina as farting-after-anal-sex is to anus. Farting from anal sex is different from farting in general since it comes from the bowels of your digestive system and are mainly composed of methane gases and food fumes. Farting after anal sex is mainly composed of air from outside of the body, just like the air coming out of a vagina.

The fact that the air is coming out of a vagina vs. an anus is kind of irrelevent since air can come out of both for the same reason. I don't know if this makes any sense or if I really even have a point. So I'll end my message here.
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I thought it was just something you laughed about when you were in junior high.


See, I'm stupid.
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Trying doing your chick doggie style; she'll be queefing all night afterwards!
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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you know whats strange, i've noticed that initial sex experiences when sober (not drunk) with a partner tend to have more queefs than with a regular sexual partner or significant other.

I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less.

In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing...

::Shrug:: food for thought, but good topic
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm not sure if its because they're less tense during sex, or if the motion is more natural and because the interaction is better synchronized it happens less.

In the past I have noticed a greater sexual reward through both of us when my partner does not end up queefing...
See, TinniT has it all figured out. Too much air trapped in the body leads to unhappy responses and vice versa. Unless you have a fetish for burps, farts, and queefs, sex is generally better without them! I personally find those sounds unsexy, so it really ruins the mood. Plus, I can't help but giggle or cringe because I've become so socially wired to respond that way.
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Plus, I can't help but giggle or cringe because I've become so socially wired to respond that way.
I usually laugh.
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!"

Man. queefs give me some good memories.
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm with you on this one, Worlds King. Until I read the thread earlier this afternoon, I'd all but forgotten about the word.
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Old 10-10-2003, 02:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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my ex-g/f was not a native english speaker. We used to laugh when she'd say, "not my butt!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

im still laughing from that
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