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Old 10-07-2003, 08:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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farting after anal

Do both girls and guys do this? It's embarassing, but I have serious rippers after anal, and my hubby doesn't. So is it just girls? Also, I have spasms after, too, like my ass is trying to remember which way is the right way that nature intended for things to go.
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Old 10-07-2003, 08:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's embarassing, but I have serious rippers after anal, and my hubby doesn't.
So... you do him to?? Sorry cause if not then why would he? Apart from the fact he's a man I mean?
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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really?.. i should be having more anal.. i love farting.. *BRAAAP!!*

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Old 10-07-2003, 09:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I just saw this on the Sunday Night Sex show. She said it totally normal (this was for women though) because the penis packs air into the rectum.

I would guess that finger stimulation would not have the same effect, but dildos could. Maybe they don't though, their stiffness and perfect shape could maybe prevent air pockets from getting pushed in.
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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(Basically what Neato has said.)
Motions of what's entering the anus will determine the air being shoved into it. If females can queef from mutual masturbation and sex, then air can also be packed into an anus this way. One way to avoid this is not to make full motions. Avoid pulling out all or almost all of the way before thrusting again. When you pull out, usually an orifice is molded in the shape of whatever was just inserted, then when you thrust back in, this opening is sealed off with the object again, creating a bubble of air. Somehow, that air will eventually get out.

Farting after anal sex is just like queefing.
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Old 10-08-2003, 02:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Or just enjoy it full on, and accept the fact that air pockets inserted will need to find their way out after.

You do him too tho? Attagirl!
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Old 10-08-2003, 02:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't wanna sound like a jerk or anything but does anything come out when you do this?
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Old 10-08-2003, 04:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I have never had anal..And do not ever intend too. I use to ask some questions to my last girlfriend (She was a nurse) about it being healthy. She said alot more than farts can come out if your not carefull.

That is why I never want to try anal.
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Old 10-08-2003, 04:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's just air. If you've recently "vacated the premises" (fiber folks!) then that's all that should come out (air, that is). Just relax and let it flow (blow?). Sometimes the insides feels so uncomfortably bloated that it's necessary to relax and let the air out. Don't worry; it's odorless air.

IC3: Unless you're doing some serious pushing like the infamous story of the poor weightlifter's prolapse of the bowels (you can look this up yourself on google or rotten), I really can't imagine what can be worse than that.
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Old 10-08-2003, 05:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I didn't really mean that substance but if it's only air that answers my question.
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Old 10-09-2003, 01:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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...She said alot more than farts can come out if your not carefull.
like what?
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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lol I think that's what I was hinting at.
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Old 10-09-2003, 01:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Air gets pushed in, and its got to come out. It is just an unpleasant side effect of the act.

However, you shouldn't be doing anal if you can't handle the possible after effects.
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I don't wanna sound like a jerk or anything but does anything come out when you do this?
It happens. And to anyone who thinks that's sick, here's my advice to you: DON'T STICK IT IN THE POOPSHOOT, then.
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Old 10-09-2003, 03:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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like what?
Like...Shit.

I forget the word she used but if you pull out too fast or something, It can turn into a mess...I doubt this happens very often...But it's still a risk that I am not going to take.
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Old 10-10-2003, 02:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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This thread is hilarious.
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Old 10-10-2003, 03:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Anal scares me, especially if I'm on the receiving end. Which will never happen as long as I have anything to say about it.
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Old 10-10-2003, 03:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Amazing, an honest frank and open discussion on the relative merits of anal air.... cool
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i might reconsider going anal on my chick, this thread has discouraged the so thought "pleasant" idea... oh well it's all good.
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Old 10-11-2003, 10:32 AM   #21 (permalink)
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like what?
i heard a rumour that your insides could get pulled inside out or something sick. THink the guy was lying but we had been drinking and talking crap all evening. Still i believe its an exit only! no anal for me.
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