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Shyla Loral · 10-07-2003, 08:33 PM

Do both girls and guys do this? It's embarassing, but I have serious rippers after anal, and my hubby doesn't. So is it just girls? Also, I have spasms after, too, like my ass is trying to remember which way is the right way that nature intended for things to go.
Lemme know

HeAtHeN · 10-07-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Shyla Loral
It's embarassing, but I have serious rippers after anal, and my hubby doesn't.

So... you do him to?? Sorry cause if not then why would he? Apart from the fact he's a man I mean?

YKK · 10-07-2003, 09:03 PM

really?.. i should be having more anal.. i love farting.. *BRAAAP!!*

^^

Neato · 10-07-2003, 09:16 PM

I just saw this on the Sunday Night Sex show. She said it totally normal (this was for women though) because the penis packs air into the rectum.

I would guess that finger stimulation would not have the same effect, but dildos could. Maybe they don't though, their stiffness and perfect shape could maybe prevent air pockets from getting pushed in.

motdakasha · 10-07-2003, 11:42 PM

(Basically what Neato has said.)
Motions of what's entering the anus will determine the air being shoved into it. If females can queef from mutual masturbation and sex, then air can also be packed into an anus this way. One way to avoid this is not to make full motions. Avoid pulling out all or almost all of the way before thrusting again. When you pull out, usually an orifice is molded in the shape of whatever was just inserted, then when you thrust back in, this opening is sealed off with the object again, creating a bubble of air. Somehow, that air will eventually get out.

Farting after anal sex is just like queefing.

tekaweni · 10-08-2003, 02:55 PM

Or just enjoy it full on, and accept the fact that air pockets inserted will need to find their way out after.

You do him too tho? Attagirl!

legolas · 10-08-2003, 02:57 PM

I don't wanna sound like a jerk or anything but does anything come out when you do this?

IC3 · 10-08-2003, 04:00 PM

I have never had anal..And do not ever intend too. I use to ask some questions to my last girlfriend (She was a nurse) about it being healthy. She said alot more than farts can come out if your not carefull.

That is why I never want to try anal.

collide · 10-08-2003, 04:50 PM

It's just air. If you've recently "vacated the premises" (fiber folks!) then that's all that should come out (air, that is). Just relax and let it flow (blow?). Sometimes the insides feels so uncomfortably bloated that it's necessary to relax and let the air out. Don't worry; it's odorless air.

IC3: Unless you're doing some serious pushing like the infamous story of the poor weightlifter's prolapse of the bowels (you can look this up yourself on google or rotten), I really can't imagine what can be worse than that.

legolas · 10-08-2003, 05:41 PM

I didn't really mean that substance but if it's only air that answers my question.

arcane · 10-09-2003, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by IC3
...She said alot more than farts can come out if your not carefull.

like what?

legolas · 10-09-2003, 07:31 AM

lol I think that's what I was hinting at.

tritium · 10-09-2003, 01:59 PM

Gross. <Bleck>

im2smrt4u · 10-09-2003, 02:07 PM

Air gets pushed in, and its got to come out. It is just an unpleasant side effect of the act.

However, you shouldn't be doing anal if you can't handle the possible after effects.

motdakasha · 10-09-2003, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by legolas
I don't wanna sound like a jerk or anything but does anything come out when you do this?

It happens. And to anyone who thinks that's sick, here's my advice to you: DON'T STICK IT IN THE POOPSHOOT, then.

IC3 · 10-09-2003, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by arcane
like what?

Like...Shit.

I forget the word she used but if you pull out too fast or something, It can turn into a mess...I doubt this happens very often...But it's still a risk that I am not going to take.

powder · 10-10-2003, 02:09 PM

This thread is hilarious.

Xiangsu · 10-10-2003, 03:15 PM

Anal scares me, especially if I'm on the receiving end. Which will never happen as long as I have anything to say about it

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ismark · 10-10-2003, 03:24 PM

Amazing, an honest frank and open discussion on the relative merits of anal air.... cool

thumper69 · 10-10-2003, 10:15 PM

i might reconsider going anal on my chick, this thread has discouraged the so thought "pleasant" idea... oh well it's all good.

dnd · 10-11-2003, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by arcane
like what?

i heard a rumour that your insides could get pulled inside out or something sick. THink the guy was lying but we had been drinking and talking crap all evening. Still i believe its an exit only! no anal for me.

10-07-2003, 08:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shyla Loral Crazy Location: Austin	farting after anal Do both girls and guys do this? It's embarassing, but I have serious rippers after anal, and my hubby doesn't. So is it just girls? Also, I have spasms after, too, like my ass is trying to remember which way is the right way that nature intended for things to go. Lemme know __________________ "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac. Meff r0x

10-07-2003, 09:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
YKK Crazy Location: Toronto, ONT	really?.. i should be having more anal.. i love farting.. BRAAAP!! ^^ __________________ We're all black sheep and we know it.. So don't fsck it up for the rest. -- Sick of It All; Yours Truly

10-07-2003, 11:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	(Basically what Neato has said.) Motions of what's entering the anus will determine the air being shoved into it. If females can queef from mutual masturbation and sex, then air can also be packed into an anus this way. One way to avoid this is not to make full motions. Avoid pulling out all or almost all of the way before thrusting again. When you pull out, usually an orifice is molded in the shape of whatever was just inserted, then when you thrust back in, this opening is sealed off with the object again, creating a bubble of air. Somehow, that air will eventually get out. Farting after anal sex is just like queefing. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

10-08-2003, 02:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Or just enjoy it full on, and accept the fact that air pockets inserted will need to find their way out after. You do him too tho? Attagirl! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 02:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	I don't wanna sound like a jerk or anything but does anything come out when you do this? __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-07-2003, 09:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	I just saw this on the Sunday Night Sex show. She said it totally normal (this was for women though) because the penis packs air into the rectum. I would guess that finger stimulation would not have the same effect, but dildos could. Maybe they don't though, their stiffness and perfect shape could maybe prevent air pockets from getting pushed in.

10-08-2003, 04:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	I have never had anal..And do not ever intend too. I use to ask some questions to my last girlfriend (She was a nurse) about it being healthy. She said alot more than farts can come out if your not carefull. That is why I never want to try anal. __________________ "To win any battle, you must fight as if you were already dead" -Musashi

10-08-2003, 04:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
collide Turn off your TV. Location: ... .- -. ..-. .-. .- -. -.-. .. ... -.-. --- --..-- -.-. .-	It's just air. If you've recently "vacated the premises" (fiber folks!) then that's all that should come out (air, that is). Just relax and let it flow (blow?). Sometimes the insides feels so uncomfortably bloated that it's necessary to relax and let the air out. Don't worry; it's odorless air. IC3: Unless you're doing some serious pushing like the infamous story of the poor weightlifter's prolapse of the bowels (you can look this up yourself on google or rotten), I really can't imagine what can be worse than that. __________________ "inhuman fiery goat worship" is an anagram for "information superhighway" -kingvolc

10-08-2003, 05:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	I didn't really mean that substance but if it's only air that answers my question. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-09-2003, 07:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol I think that's what I was hinting at. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-09-2003, 01:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Gross. <Bleck> __________________ Blah.

10-09-2003, 02:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
im2smrt4u Beer Aficionado Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA	Air gets pushed in, and its got to come out. It is just an unpleasant side effect of the act. However, you shouldn't be doing anal if you can't handle the possible after effects. __________________ Starkizzer Fan Club - President & Founder

10-10-2003, 02:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
powder Loser Location: ski town	This thread is hilarious.

10-10-2003, 03:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Xiangsu Addict Location: Illinois	Anal scares me, especially if I'm on the receiving end. Which will never happen as long as I have anything to say about it.

10-10-2003, 03:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	Amazing, an honest frank and open discussion on the relative merits of anal air.... cool __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

10-10-2003, 10:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
thumper69 Tilted Location: Texas	i might reconsider going anal on my chick, this thread has discouraged the so thought "pleasant" idea... oh well it's all good. __________________ Ohh Yeah Baby All Night Long! (' . ^) Look at Kirby---> <(' . '<)