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Strange Famous 02-16-2004 02:31 PM

yes, I meant any *anal* although I havent had any sex at all for quite a while now, I would definitely like some more.

Redlemon 02-16-2004 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nanofever
Imagine for a moment that Superman was into ass play, could his sperm, which I would imagine are also super, go through the anal wall ?
Well, according to the classic Larry Niven short article Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex, "All known forms of kryptonian life have superpowers. The same must hold true of living kryptonian sperm. We may reasonably assume that kryptonian sperm are vulnerable only to starvation and to green kryptonite; that they can travel with equal ease through water, air, vacuum, glass, brick, boiling steel, solid steel, liquid helium, or the core of a star; and that they are capable of translight velocities."

It gets much worse... follow the link for more information.

/end threadjack

Harshaw 02-16-2004 04:01 PM

Probably quoted some other time before... but here it is just in case.
Quote:

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
TS: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that would kill him.

tinkerbell 03-22-2004 04:11 PM

Re: What is it with guys and anal?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shyla Loral
Not that I mind it, I enjoy it, actually. But is it the tightness? that it's "forbidden" ? Why do guys like anal so much? Just wondering. I 'd like the point of view of men and women.
I don't know why they like it so much, shyla :)

but I am crazy about bum sex too, I LOVE being taken! Drives me crazy. :love:

digme 03-22-2004 04:49 PM

I definitely agree it has to do with domination/submission. Thats why giving and receiving get me equally hot.

Bleed Me Dry 03-23-2004 06:46 AM

It's the forbidden fruit on the vine, the place you're not supposed to be, going where no man has gone before. That's my take on it.

analog 03-23-2004 08:57 AM

Um... for my $0.02, I'd only add that if you've already been having sex for a long time... what else is left (in THEIR minds)?

Plus then there's the tightness, of course, and I think on some level many guys like seeing that look on her face- not pain, mind you, but just.... "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy", "that's a lot in there" which can be restorative for a smaller or thinner guy (penis-wise). It's just something else to try and conquer, plus IMO the feeling is way different.

I hope the next mainstream sexual taboo will be more bondage. Mmmmmm... :)

wubbawubba 03-23-2004 12:54 PM

It's dirty, and guys are dirty.
Perfect for each other.

Homey_V 03-23-2004 02:33 PM

Never really had any interest in it myself...
Sticking something in a hole designed soley for the purpose of exiting waste is not my idea of a fun time...

To each their own though

Losthjjd 03-27-2004 06:25 AM

reasons why it's hot:

tighter and feels different
more personal/intimate
kinky
dominance/submission thing



I want to be buried with my cack in a girl's ass

soopadoopa 03-29-2004 04:00 PM

Hmmm, maybe mine's a little different point of view. I'm married, and if she did give me a chance, it would mean that there was no more of her physical self to give. She'd be given me everything she could. That being said, if we did, and she was sure she couldn't ever like it, that would definitely be the end of it. I mean really , she gives me the most incredible blow jobs, 98% of the time we have sex. Could I ask for much more? Yeah, I love'er a lot.

nanofever 03-29-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by soopadoopa
Hmmm, maybe mine's a little different point of view. I'm married, and if she did give me a chance, it would mean that there was no more of her physical self to give. She'd be given me everything she could.
I take it you don't frequent the Wayside. I would imagine that you two have a lot more to "give" eachother, you just haven't thought of it yet.

Luki 03-31-2004 12:04 AM

Ya know I find it unappealing. Have any of you had a Lower GI? Do any of you know what that is? Well I have had one, it's not fun. It's similar to the hole anal-sex issue and I found that it was far from fun.

Ok, don't tell me TMI cuz I know...

A lower GI involves having the doctore put a small tube with a ballooning end up your ass. Then they slowly fill you up with barrium so they came take x-ray pics of your inards... It was kinda cold actually. It wasn't a very big tue either and it hurt, WITH the lube stuff. Look it was not fun and I don't intend on repeating it for any reason, medical of intimate.

soopadoopa 03-31-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nanofever
I take it you don't frequent the Wayside. I would imagine that you two have a lot more to "give" eachother, you just haven't thought of it yet.
Heh, well you got me there, but I'm talkin anatomically, not different experiences... Make sense? She'd probably try most anything else, if I wanted to.

Alyssa 04-01-2004 09:04 PM

I'm NOT into it at all. I've done it once with an ex when I was in the shower...felt like I had to take a huge shit the whole time. My current boyfriend is REALLY into it and keeps throwing out the idea...Remember to "just say no" I'm a pretty modest person, I haven't gotten to the stage in our relationship where I can take a shit in front of him yet...so him tooling around down there doesn't sit right.

Dale Kemp 04-02-2004 10:57 AM

OK, the first time for me was an accidental. She had her legs over my shoulders, which rotated her hips quite a bit. We came apart a few times, and then one time I lined up wrong to re-enter. I thought the tightness as her kegel contractions from coming. She also was gasping, like having a good hard cum, which we'd been working on for some time. So I came. But then she asked me to pull out right away. Only after that did she tell me I'd been there.

She let me try it again later, but we didn't know about using lube, etc. and it wasn't good for her. Now I fantasize about anal a lot, but I don't ask me wife to let me. It really doesn't feel much different. It is the naughtiness and the receiver's submission that are hot about it.

BigDonkey2 04-05-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarWagon
Well put, TheOne. My girlfriend absolutely refuses to do so, though, but thats ok with me.
Same with my gf......absolutely refuses to do it.....but there is just something that intrigues me about anal

DrChezman 04-05-2004 09:10 PM

From the women that I have been with it, it is like a second "G" spot. Their orgasms are harder and longer, and they are usually more "wore out" afterwards.
For me, I like the idea of her being aroused enough to "WANT" me to play with her and get "more" intimate with her. That means I am doing enough to please her enough for her to want me to go further.
Done right it should NEVER hurt. I have NEVER had a women hurt during anal sex or play. But I have also read alot, learned alot, and most of all asked a lot while playing with her ass to know whether it is hurting or whether she is enjoying it and wants me to go further, deeper, harder, faster, ect. Talking during ass play is a MUST. You have got to know where she is at to know what is going on. I have had a women tell me she wanted it harder and deeper, AFTER lots of finger play and lube.
LUBE and SLOW is the key.
The same as the first time the same girl went down on me and stuck a finger in me while going down on me, I was a little tripped out, but she went slow and asked, and I had one of the biggest orgasms of my life.
Together we had a blast. But we both went SLOW, talked and used lots of lube. After that she wanted it a lot. While she played with herself, during sex, ect.
The key is to talk to your partner, go slow, and use lots of lube. Also doing it AFTER she is already turned on is a key.
DrChezman

aintyoboyfriend 04-05-2004 09:42 PM

I personally like it, but only with someone I love. I think the sexiness is in that it is giving up a whole new part of her, that she rarely has shared with anyone else.

Plus, it is tight and nice. :)

Aletheia 04-05-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nanofever
I take it you don't frequent the Wayside. I would imagine that you two have a lot more to "give" eachother, you just haven't thought of it yet.
Too true. :lol:

decryption69 04-06-2004 06:33 PM

It seems to have been covered before, but since it's a question that is requiring a response.

I love anal, I love taking it (so far only self imposed). I have bought a strap on, but the wife is still hesitant. Slowly she is realizing how much I like it, but she is still very hesitant. She doesn't even like rimming.

Some woman love it (like it) some are just so damn hesitant. I think the perfect woman is open to all kinds of sexual practice (that and intelligence)

hole 04-06-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harshaw
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
TS: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that would kill him.

an interesting note, but lets not forget that superman didn't get his powers until he was around his teenage years, so wouldn't she be able to have his child, and live for quite awhile before the child became infused with superman like powers? so the only thing that is stopping the child being born would be the so called "shotgun ejaculate" and to that i say throughout the series he always has alot of control over his strength, and i dont see why this would be any different.

31Friction 04-06-2004 08:40 PM

ive done it a couple few times when girls wanted to or on like 2 occasions I got some urge to do it, my girlfriend is open to it but doesnt *prefer* it by any means and really neither do I.

Sure it feels good and is supposed to be against the norm or whatever but I would much rather have vaginal sex. feels better, less hassle, and many more options when it comes to positions.

HammerHand 04-08-2004 07:37 AM

I absolutely love anal sex. Giving it, that is. It is so tight, and the woman can tighten and relax and control and it is like being milked. Sliding in slowly and out slowly , my gosh! Every single woman I have ever done anally has been an absolute orgasmic basket case afterward!
A man can't be greedy, though. There has to be foreplay and kissing and loving and lots and lots of warm up, and you have to let the lady push herself onto you as she is ready. Then, depending on the mood, it's either slow and steady, or gangbusters, and there is nothing in the world like that wonderful little brown hole! And women's hips make such great handles! Women are wonderful! Wonderful!:)

Spanxxx 04-08-2004 10:23 AM

Not for me.

Shit = nasty. Shit comes from the asshole. The asshole = nasty.

That pretty much sums it up for me.

Doggy style however... that's good stuff.

Jim Kata 04-08-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrChezman
From the women that I have been with it, it is like a second "G" spot. Their orgasms are harder and longer, and they are usually more "wore out" afterwards.
My friend says she can't have an orgasm while getting oral unless someone sticks their finger in her butt. And that does it almost instantly .

tkkfan 04-08-2004 03:35 PM

The look on her face >:@

hehe. and the fact that its taboo :D

Tuffy_McGee 04-11-2004 11:30 PM

Maybe it has to do with a feeling of dominance.

ariekitten 04-12-2004 03:55 PM

its really hot to think that two people can share every part of themselves....including their bodies.....
my only experience with anal i would hafta say was sexy, but only bordering on "good vibrations". we went slow and ended up stopping since it felt super weird....
i imagine once my body gets used to it...i will really like it
and i think the taboo aspect of it comes into play alot, plus yes it is super tight. im not a "loose" person, but anuses arent meant to squeeze out babies, whereas vaginas are....so naturally its tighter....can be nice :)

Jesus Pimp 04-12-2004 08:09 PM

Guys are subconsciously bi-sexual.

madsenj37 04-27-2004 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuffy_McGee
Maybe it has to do with a feeling of dominance.
I havent done it yet, but its the power that makes me interested. That and the forbiddeness of it.

ratbastid 04-27-2004 04:28 AM

S'fun.

Hurricane1 04-27-2004 06:47 AM

If you are single and dating, I think it is easy to keep sex interesting.

But once married (at least for me) and the years roll on, sex tended to get a little monotonous. Anal sex gives you more variety and opens up your imagination to what can be pleasurable.

I think my DH and I started having anal 3 years into our marriage. I was and am absolutely amazed with the added intimacy in our relationship. I truly believe that because we do the "naughty" it has made for an even greater emotional bond between us.

10 years later..... yay!

zippy 04-27-2004 08:21 AM

we don't do it often but under the right conditions it can be great

pig 04-27-2004 10:35 AM

I'm sort of with Sparhawk on this one. You know the Greeks used to be into this a bit, from what I've heard, and it was all about one word : DOMINATION. You could take anyone in the a$$ you wanted to, but it was humiliating to give up your a$$ to someone else. I think it's mostly related to this issue, and if there's a little pain or discomfort, all the better, or a little taboo and naughtiness, it just makes the act of submission more satisfying.

punkass_hippie 04-27-2004 01:38 PM

when all is clean (well scrubbed, showered and licked) anal is alot of fun. my husband tells me he likes the tightness...i like it because i am truly in control (hubby is terrified of hurting me in any way...he's so sweet!). clit must be included for me to cum. i think the original appeal must be the naughty, forbidden aspect.

Wolph 04-30-2004 09:30 AM

I used to date a girl that would put a vibrater in her ass when we had sex and it was great feeling her vibrate.

rekinom 05-02-2004 07:22 AM

A quote of Harshaw's quote....
 
Post removed.

crow_daw 05-02-2004 07:44 PM

Ok, I tried it for the first time two days ago. I got fully in one time before deciding that its not for me. I just didn't like it. Mainly, it fucking HURT me. I realize you generally view it as painful for the girl, but in my case it was pretty damn bad when I got in there. Just too restrictive I guess. I felt like my dick was suffocating.

Fob_Magi 05-03-2004 12:41 AM

hmm to me its kinda like golf... you cant just play the first 17 holes (or 2 in this case) and quit...


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