Weird advice: masturbate to wake up, when getting sleepy while driving - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

meami · 09-30-2003, 08:16 PM

ok, i know this may sound weird at first....but at times when i'm driving and i'm getting really sleepy (you know, when you can feel your eyes closing), i start masturbating to wake myself up

anyone else try this? or at least willing to try, next time they get tired?

think one could get an indecent exposure charge if someone saw you? :P

NetterButter · 09-30-2003, 08:24 PM

haha. i laughed when i read this because my dude masturbates to keep ME awake during long trips. he knows i watch (still sleepy) when he does that shit. as far as other people seeing, we "try" to stop when bigger cars drive by.

johnnymysto · 10-01-2003, 04:33 AM

I did this when I was in college, making the long trip home and back. I'd often leave late and get really sleepy after the halfway point. It was dark, so I thought what better to do to wake up?

Thraeryn · 10-01-2003, 04:36 AM

I've had the driver give me a handjob to keep them awake, but never given myself one for the same reason while driving.

I'll have to see how it works.

mattevil · 10-01-2003, 04:54 AM

jerking always makes me fall asleep. i'd probably lose control of the car.

Redlemon · 10-01-2003, 05:31 AM

Never even would have thought of it. I use masturbation to go to sleep if I find myself just staring at the ceiling.

numist_net · 10-01-2003, 05:59 AM

my SO has given me oral while I've been at the wheel. It wakes you up, but its destracting as all hell!

Dunta · 10-01-2003, 05:59 AM

My wife gave me a handjob last night on the way home. I was getting tired, she was driving and asked me to pull him out so she could rub him. That was very relaxing but kept me awake. I have not ever tried to do that while I was driving though. Might have to give that a try.

yournamehere · 10-01-2003, 09:56 AM

I had a girlfriend who used to love to give me the ol' reacharound HJ while on my motorcycle.

Messy, but fun

But as for doing it myself to keep awake . . . . ummmmm - no.

sigma1042 · 10-01-2003, 10:16 AM

i've never whipped it out while driving alone, only with my chick there a couple times
but i have rubbed myself in a special kind of way on long, sleepy, latenight drives to NJ to see my chick
and i concur that it does leave me excited and awake
but my gf doesn't always like taht i just want to jump her bones when i walk in

Lunchbox7 · 10-01-2003, 11:30 AM

Road head is the best!!!!

absorbentishe · 10-01-2003, 11:48 AM

When I worked around truck drivers, I asked a couple of them what they do to stay awake, and that was the answer most given. I tried it once, driving in the dark, and had a problem with the mess, I didn't think of the out come when I started, and it was too late to stop.

Beltruckus · 10-01-2003, 11:50 AM

Especially on a bumpy road

edit: this comment was in reference to "Roadhead is the best"

skysooner · 10-01-2003, 11:55 AM

It wakes me up for a bit and then puts me to sleep. I don't know if it would work or not. The only time I got head while driving, it was broad daylight in football traffic, and we had to keep stopping when we went by an SUV or something. I had a big car at the time that kept most people from seeing.

JStrider · 10-01-2003, 01:26 PM

well i havnt masturbated myself while driving... arie has given me a handjob while she was driving...

ive made the drive from Bakersfield, Ca to lubbock, TX in one go only stopping for gas and a meal... i do most of the driving during the day... but the end... at night can get pretty hard... but i always turn to caffiene... having caffiene shakes while driving will keep you awake

prince_albert · 10-01-2003, 01:47 PM

You just reminded a scene from the sweetest thing!

And, no I havent tried that, the olnly time I ever had a steering wheel in my hands for more than a minute was in an island where the Greek prime minister was spending his vacation. The place was full of cops and I didnt had a driver's licence

NatureBoy · 10-01-2003, 02:08 PM

Nah ... I just keep pinching the skin on the back of my arm (tricep area). Keeps me awake, but leaves me bruised.

MoNoXiDe_XXX · 10-01-2003, 04:31 PM

Been there , done that. Makes me even more tired after its al said and done tho. So i probly wouldnt do it again.. Wait... thats a lie.

WarWagon · 10-03-2003, 12:42 PM

Relaxes me too much, I think it would hurt performance. Driving performance, that is.

majik_6 · 10-03-2003, 08:47 PM

I've had road head, hand jobs, and occasionally tried flying solo to keep awake, but I can never climax while driving, so the mess isn't a problem.

It does keep me alert, though.

sexymama · 10-04-2003, 11:20 AM

I've done it on occasion (when alone or children are asleep.) It is not the best position for me to cum, so it usually just arouses me enough to keep me awake. When I get home, the vibarator is a must!

motdakasha · 10-04-2003, 02:14 PM

One of my friends pretended to give another a blowjob while stuck in gridlock. The friend on the receiving end was extremely, ahem, verbal about it. At the end, they were applauded by some nearby cars.

09-30-2003, 08:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
meami Upright	Weird advice: masturbate to wake up, when getting sleepy while driving ok, i know this may sound weird at first....but at times when i'm driving and i'm getting really sleepy (you know, when you can feel your eyes closing), i start masturbating to wake myself up anyone else try this? or at least willing to try, next time they get tired? think one could get an indecent exposure charge if someone saw you? :P

09-30-2003, 08:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	haha. i laughed when i read this because my dude masturbates to keep ME awake during long trips. he knows i watch (still sleepy) when he does that shit. as far as other people seeing, we "try" to stop when bigger cars drive by. __________________ www.holeinthe.net

10-01-2003, 04:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	I did this when I was in college, making the long trip home and back. I'd often leave late and get really sleepy after the halfway point. It was dark, so I thought what better to do to wake up? __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

10-01-2003, 05:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Never even would have thought of it. I use masturbation to go to sleep if I find myself just staring at the ceiling. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-01-2003, 09:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	I had a girlfriend who used to love to give me the ol' reacharound HJ while on my motorcycle. Messy, but fun But as for doing it myself to keep awake . . . . ummmmm - no. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

10-01-2003, 04:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I've had the driver give me a handjob to keep them awake, but never given myself one for the same reason while driving. I'll have to see how it works.

10-01-2003, 04:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	jerking always makes me fall asleep. i'd probably lose control of the car.

10-01-2003, 05:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
numist_net Banned Location: UCSD	my SO has given me oral while I've been at the wheel. It wakes you up, but its destracting as all hell!

10-01-2003, 05:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
Dunta Tilted	My wife gave me a handjob last night on the way home. I was getting tired, she was driving and asked me to pull him out so she could rub him. That was very relaxing but kept me awake. I have not ever tried to do that while I was driving though. Might have to give that a try.

10-01-2003, 10:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	i've never whipped it out while driving alone, only with my chick there a couple times but i have rubbed myself in a special kind of way on long, sleepy, latenight drives to NJ to see my chick and i concur that it does leave me excited and awake but my gf doesn't always like taht i just want to jump her bones when i walk in __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

10-01-2003, 11:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	Road head is the best!!!!

10-01-2003, 11:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	When I worked around truck drivers, I asked a couple of them what they do to stay awake, and that was the answer most given. I tried it once, driving in the dark, and had a problem with the mess, I didn't think of the out come when I started, and it was too late to stop.

10-01-2003, 11:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Especially on a bumpy road edit: this comment was in reference to "Roadhead is the best" __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-01-2003, 11:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	It wakes me up for a bit and then puts me to sleep. I don't know if it would work or not. The only time I got head while driving, it was broad daylight in football traffic, and we had to keep stopping when we went by an SUV or something. I had a big car at the time that kept most people from seeing.

10-01-2003, 01:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	well i havnt masturbated myself while driving... arie has given me a handjob while she was driving... ive made the drive from Bakersfield, Ca to lubbock, TX in one go only stopping for gas and a meal... i do most of the driving during the day... but the end... at night can get pretty hard... but i always turn to caffiene... having caffiene shakes while driving will keep you awake __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

10-01-2003, 01:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	You just reminded a scene from the sweetest thing! And, no I havent tried that, the olnly time I ever had a steering wheel in my hands for more than a minute was in an island where the Greek prime minister was spending his vacation. The place was full of cops and I didnt had a driver's licence

10-01-2003, 02:08 PM	#17 (permalink)
NatureBoy Crazy	Nah ... I just keep pinching the skin on the back of my arm (tricep area). Keeps me awake, but leaves me bruised.

10-01-2003, 04:31 PM	#18 (permalink)
MoNoXiDe_XXX Psycho Location: Thunder Bay	Been there , done that. Makes me even more tired after its al said and done tho. So i probly wouldnt do it again.. Wait... thats a lie. __________________ ------------------------ I may be ugly, But at least I aint got no money!

10-03-2003, 12:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Relaxes me too much, I think it would hurt performance. Driving performance, that is.

10-03-2003, 08:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	I've had road head, hand jobs, and occasionally tried flying solo to keep awake, but I can never climax while driving, so the mess isn't a problem. It does keep me alert, though. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

10-04-2003, 11:20 AM	#21 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	I've done it on occasion (when alone or children are asleep.) It is not the best position for me to cum, so it usually just arouses me enough to keep me awake. When I get home, the vibarator is a must! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

10-04-2003, 02:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	One of my friends pretended to give another a blowjob while stuck in gridlock. The friend on the receiving end was extremely, ahem, verbal about it. At the end, they were applauded by some nearby cars. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)