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meami 09-30-2003 08:16 PM

Weird advice: masturbate to wake up, when getting sleepy while driving
 
ok, i know this may sound weird at first....but at times when i'm driving and i'm getting really sleepy (you know, when you can feel your eyes closing), i start masturbating to wake myself up :D

anyone else try this? or at least willing to try, next time they get tired?

think one could get an indecent exposure charge if someone saw you? :P

NetterButter 09-30-2003 08:24 PM

haha. i laughed when i read this because my dude masturbates to keep ME awake during long trips. he knows i watch (still sleepy) when he does that shit. as far as other people seeing, we "try" to stop when bigger cars drive by.

johnnymysto 10-01-2003 04:33 AM

I did this when I was in college, making the long trip home and back. I'd often leave late and get really sleepy after the halfway point. It was dark, so I thought what better to do to wake up?

Thraeryn 10-01-2003 04:36 AM

I've had the driver give me a handjob to keep them awake, but never given myself one for the same reason while driving. ;) I'll have to see how it works.

mattevil 10-01-2003 04:54 AM

jerking always makes me fall asleep. i'd probably lose control of the car.

Redlemon 10-01-2003 05:31 AM

Never even would have thought of it. I use masturbation to go to sleep if I find myself just staring at the ceiling.

numist_net 10-01-2003 05:59 AM

my SO has given me oral while I've been at the wheel. It wakes you up, but its destracting as all hell!

Dunta 10-01-2003 05:59 AM

My wife gave me a handjob last night on the way home. I was getting tired, she was driving and asked me to pull him out so she could rub him. That was very relaxing but kept me awake. I have not ever tried to do that while I was driving though. Might have to give that a try.

yournamehere 10-01-2003 09:56 AM

I had a girlfriend who used to love to give me the ol' reacharound HJ while on my motorcycle.

Messy, but fun :D

But as for doing it myself to keep awake . . . . ummmmm - no.

sigma1042 10-01-2003 10:16 AM

i've never whipped it out while driving alone, only with my chick there a couple times
but i have rubbed myself in a special kind of way on long, sleepy, latenight drives to NJ to see my chick
and i concur that it does leave me excited and awake
but my gf doesn't always like taht i just want to jump her bones when i walk in

Lunchbox7 10-01-2003 11:30 AM

Road head is the best!!!!

absorbentishe 10-01-2003 11:48 AM

When I worked around truck drivers, I asked a couple of them what they do to stay awake, and that was the answer most given. I tried it once, driving in the dark, and had a problem with the mess, I didn't think of the out come when I started, and it was too late to stop.

Beltruckus 10-01-2003 11:50 AM

Especially on a bumpy road :)

edit: this comment was in reference to "Roadhead is the best"

skysooner 10-01-2003 11:55 AM

It wakes me up for a bit and then puts me to sleep. I don't know if it would work or not. The only time I got head while driving, it was broad daylight in football traffic, and we had to keep stopping when we went by an SUV or something. I had a big car at the time that kept most people from seeing.

JStrider 10-01-2003 01:26 PM

well i havnt masturbated myself while driving... arie has given me a handjob while she was driving...

ive made the drive from Bakersfield, Ca to lubbock, TX in one go only stopping for gas and a meal... i do most of the driving during the day... but the end... at night can get pretty hard... but i always turn to caffiene... having caffiene shakes while driving will keep you awake :p

prince_albert 10-01-2003 01:47 PM

You just reminded a scene from the sweetest thing! :D
And, no I havent tried that, the olnly time I ever had a steering wheel in my hands for more than a minute was in an island where the Greek prime minister was spending his vacation. The place was full of cops and I didnt had a driver's licence:crazy:

NatureBoy 10-01-2003 02:08 PM

Nah ... I just keep pinching the skin on the back of my arm (tricep area). Keeps me awake, but leaves me bruised.

MoNoXiDe_XXX 10-01-2003 04:31 PM

Been there , done that. Makes me even more tired after its al said and done tho. So i probly wouldnt do it again.. Wait... thats a lie.

WarWagon 10-03-2003 12:42 PM

Relaxes me too much, I think it would hurt performance. Driving performance, that is.

majik_6 10-03-2003 08:47 PM

I've had road head, hand jobs, and occasionally tried flying solo to keep awake, but I can never climax while driving, so the mess isn't a problem.

It does keep me alert, though.

sexymama 10-04-2003 11:20 AM

I've done it on occasion (when alone or children are asleep.) It is not the best position for me to cum, so it usually just arouses me enough to keep me awake. When I get home, the vibarator is a must!

motdakasha 10-04-2003 02:14 PM

One of my friends pretended to give another a blowjob while stuck in gridlock. The friend on the receiving end was extremely, ahem, verbal about it. At the end, they were applauded by some nearby cars.


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