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09-29-2003, 11:00 AM

how often?
when was the last time?
ever been cought?

when i was single i was good for at least once/twice a day!

a few days ago!

came close to getting cought a time or two but luckily never been seen squeezing one off!

Church · 09-29-2003, 01:20 PM

3 times a day.
10 mins ago.
Almost. I was using my Fleshlight last night and my rents came up the stairs. I got the door closed just in time because we have a mirror and they could have easily seen me.

prince_albert · 09-29-2003, 01:25 PM

im trying to avoid it for a week, once almost caught by my grandpa!

mattevil · 09-29-2003, 02:36 PM

depends on how much time i have(dorm room with roomate usually there so not as much as i'd like)
avrg 2 times a day(been up to six when left to my own devices)
today at 1:00
got caught by my mom ......."I'm changing clothes here!"

anti fishstick · 09-29-2003, 02:42 PM

once or twice a day

StormBerlin · 09-29-2003, 02:50 PM

Lately, once a day....
Four hours ago
I can't remember if I've ever been caught. Probably, I've just blocked it from my memory

brandon11983 · 09-29-2003, 03:24 PM

once a day, usually. sometimes twice, should the need "arise"

09-29-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mattevil

got caught by my mom ......."I'm changing clothes here!"

nice recovery!
i think i would just freeze and be caught with my dick in hand!

canuckguy · 09-29-2003, 04:09 PM

3-5 times a week
about 10 hours ago...
yes, by my stepfather, was about 14 at the time. he just complained about the location i was at...the livingroom. hey it was the only place with a vcr in the house. for xmas i got my own vcr

picardcaptain · 09-29-2003, 04:41 PM

4-5 times a week
6 hours ago.

Probably caught by college roommates but they never said anything so I can't be sure. I had my back to them.

nonjoejack · 09-29-2003, 05:22 PM

4-5 times a week.... 5 hours ago

Never been caught Masturbating, but i've been caught watching porn.. dunno if my parents made the connection though lol

hotdiggity · 09-29-2003, 05:57 PM

once a day. yesterday. twice, both in college when people would just burst into my room, needless to say they never did it again. lots and lots of close calls. i am the lady of the lake, i have a right to cover my face.

rogue49 · 09-29-2003, 06:40 PM

You don't want to know how many times in a day.
It's been a day
Never been caught.

Rubyee · 09-29-2003, 06:46 PM

About every other day.

I once got caught by my boyfriend, but it turned out to be a good thing.

bermuDa · 09-29-2003, 11:04 PM

usually once a day... haven't really felt like it lately so it's been 4 or 5 days.

nextlevel1 · 09-29-2003, 11:11 PM

Every other day usually.

Yesterday.

Almost got caught by my grandmother once.

punx1325 · 09-29-2003, 11:13 PM

Few times a week (It would be more if I wasn't living in a dorm)

Sometime last week...so sad

Never been caught, but my mom almost did once.

ktthequeen · 09-29-2003, 11:35 PM

a few times a week maybe
um 2 days ago
never been caught

Vyxen · 09-30-2003, 02:03 AM

On occassion 3 times a day, sometimes every few days , usually once a day. Well, depends on the time of the month really

A few hours ago

Hmm, might have been caught once when I was a young lass during a sleepover party lol... Usually i can am dead quiet but I got a little too into it one night and let some ecstacy escape my lips! =X

slimshaydee · 09-30-2003, 03:44 AM

I haven't wanked in 5 days, but I've had sex twice so that kinda makes things different. Never been caught

Dano069 · 09-30-2003, 05:24 AM

Used to do it three times a day.

Yesterday.

Was caught once, by my brother. I was using an electric shoe polisher. The buffer attachment felt quite nice on my cock. Forgot to lock the bathroom door. Brother walks in, I'm half naked and quickly grab a shoe to make like I'm polishing my shoes. Yeah, right. Made damn sure the door was locked after that!

09-30-2003, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brian1975
...yes, by my stepfather, was about 14 at the time. he just complained about the location i was at...the livingroom. hey it was the only place with a vcr in the house. for xmas i got my own vcr

did they give you any good tapes to go with it?lol

cokeman7717 · 09-30-2003, 01:08 PM

a few times a week.
yesterday
and no

socalgullsfan · 09-30-2003, 01:32 PM

2 or 3 times a day
Last night
Never caught, although there have been some close calls

Beltruckus · 09-30-2003, 01:33 PM

2 times a day normally
day before yesterday, I deffinately need to do it today though i'm like a freaking kid going through puberty all day at work.

probably by room mates, I did accidentally fall asleep after with a porno on my chest and my mom unlocked my door and saw that and a blanket just over my groin area, she was PISSED. (parents=Mormon).

09-30-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forks
LOL.

that reminds me of one time i caught my bro doing something weird with a vacuum hose in the swimming pool. i don't know if he was old enough to be spanking it yet but for some reason he decided to put his penis in the pool's vacuum hose (that attaches to the underwater vacuum that cleans the pool). well, he was alone in the pool when i hear screaming and go to see what the hell is wrong...

he was yelling, "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" at the top of his lungs. i looked and saw the hose (which was usually limp and curled lazily around the pool) had become straight and constricted due to the intense suction and had him struggling near the edge of the pool. he was trying like a madman to get it off his penis(unsuccessfully i might add) and his face was a bright red. after laughing at the sight for a minute, i noticed the extreme pain he appeared to be in and mercifully turned the vacuum pump off. i never really said much to him about it but i hope he learned a lesson through the experience.

damn,thats gotta SUCK!lol
sorry couldnt resist the chance for a horrible punn!

NatureBoy · 09-30-2003, 04:16 PM

Maybe once every other day. Never been caught. Last time was yesterday.

T-Prime · 09-30-2003, 04:35 PM

Before my girlfriend and I passed 2nd base - every other day or so, once a night.

Before we started having sex - a little less, maybe 2-3 times a week.

We just had sex Sunday night, and no wanking since then.

Never been caught, but come close (no pun intended) many times.

Jonsgirl · 09-30-2003, 10:05 PM

Now, it's about once a day.
Night before last was the last time, but I'll get to it tonight after I TFP some more.

I was caught once. My mom came home and I was sitting on the couch in the living room. Fortunately, I had a blanket over my lap, but I wonder what she thought when i got up and went to my room with the blanket still around my waist.

Dano069 · 10-01-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SLIMM
damn,thats gotta SUCK!lol
sorry couldnt resist the chance for a horrible punn!

Not only did it suck, but they probably had to sanitize the filter system.

erion · 10-01-2003, 11:34 AM

Average at least 1 / day
This morning.
Only ever caught by my wife (after we were married and she knew I did it). With sexy results.

Lunchbox7 · 10-01-2003, 11:44 AM

3 times a day on average

09-29-2003, 11:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	MASTURBATION how often? when was the last time? ever been cought? when i was single i was good for at least once/twice a day! a few days ago! came close to getting cought a time or two but luckily never been seen squeezing one off!

09-29-2003, 02:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	once or twice a day __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

09-29-2003, 02:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	Lately, once a day.... Four hours ago I can't remember if I've ever been caught. Probably, I've just blocked it from my memory __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

09-29-2003, 03:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
brandon11983 Stereophonic Location: Chitown!!	once a day, usually. sometimes twice, should the need "arise" __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history.

09-29-2003, 05:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
nonjoejack Upright	4-5 times a week.... 5 hours ago Never been caught Masturbating, but i've been caught watching porn.. dunno if my parents made the connection though lol __________________ Will you go out with me? -- Real Email is martintremblay202@hotmail.com not the one in my Profile

09-29-2003, 01:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	3 times a day. 10 mins ago. Almost. I was using my Fleshlight last night and my rents came up the stairs. I got the door closed just in time because we have a mirror and they could have easily seen me.

09-29-2003, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	im trying to avoid it for a week, once almost caught by my grandpa!

09-29-2003, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	depends on how much time i have(dorm room with roomate usually there so not as much as i'd like) avrg 2 times a day(been up to six when left to my own devices) today at 1:00 got caught by my mom ......."I'm changing clothes here!"

09-29-2003, 04:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	3-5 times a week about 10 hours ago... yes, by my stepfather, was about 14 at the time. he just complained about the location i was at...the livingroom. hey it was the only place with a vcr in the house. for xmas i got my own vcr

09-29-2003, 04:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
picardcaptain Upright	4-5 times a week 6 hours ago. Probably caught by college roommates but they never said anything so I can't be sure. I had my back to them.

09-29-2003, 05:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
hotdiggity Upright Location: ball	once a day. yesterday. twice, both in college when people would just burst into my room, needless to say they never did it again. lots and lots of close calls. i am the lady of the lake, i have a right to cover my face. __________________ signature

09-29-2003, 06:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	You don't want to know how many times in a day. It's been a day Never been caught.

09-29-2003, 06:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
Rubyee I'm baaaaack!	About every other day. I once got caught by my boyfriend, but it turned out to be a good thing. __________________ You don't know from fun.

09-29-2003, 11:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	usually once a day... haven't really felt like it lately so it's been 4 or 5 days. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

09-29-2003, 11:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
nextlevel1 Upright Location: louisiana	Every other day usually. Yesterday. Almost got caught by my grandmother once. __________________ "To be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid."

09-29-2003, 11:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	Few times a week (It would be more if I wasn't living in a dorm) Sometime last week...so sad Never been caught, but my mom almost did once. __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

09-29-2003, 11:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
ktthequeen Insane Location: Earth	a few times a week maybe um 2 days ago never been caught

09-30-2003, 02:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
Vyxen Tilted Location: NJ	On occassion 3 times a day, sometimes every few days , usually once a day. Well, depends on the time of the month really A few hours ago Hmm, might have been caught once when I was a young lass during a sleepover party lol... Usually i can am dead quiet but I got a little too into it one night and let some ecstacy escape my lips! =X

09-30-2003, 03:44 AM	#20 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I haven't wanked in 5 days, but I've had sex twice so that kinda makes things different. Never been caught

09-30-2003, 05:24 AM	#21 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	Used to do it three times a day. Yesterday. Was caught once, by my brother. I was using an electric shoe polisher. The buffer attachment felt quite nice on my cock. Forgot to lock the bathroom door. Brother walks in, I'm half naked and quickly grab a shoe to make like I'm polishing my shoes. Yeah, right. Made damn sure the door was locked after that! __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

09-30-2003, 01:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
cokeman7717 Upright	a few times a week. yesterday and no

09-30-2003, 01:32 PM	#24 (permalink)
socalgullsfan Upright Location: San Diego	2 or 3 times a day Last night Never caught, although there have been some close calls

09-30-2003, 01:33 PM	#25 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	2 times a day normally day before yesterday, I deffinately need to do it today though i'm like a freaking kid going through puberty all day at work. probably by room mates, I did accidentally fall asleep after with a porno on my chest and my mom unlocked my door and saw that and a blanket just over my groin area, she was PISSED. (parents=Mormon). __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-30-2003, 04:16 PM	#27 (permalink)
NatureBoy Crazy	Maybe once every other day. Never been caught. Last time was yesterday.

09-30-2003, 04:35 PM	#28 (permalink)
T-Prime Banned	Before my girlfriend and I passed 2nd base - every other day or so, once a night. Before we started having sex - a little less, maybe 2-3 times a week. We just had sex Sunday night, and no wanking since then. Never been caught, but come close (no pun intended) many times.

09-30-2003, 10:05 PM	#29 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Now, it's about once a day. Night before last was the last time, but I'll get to it tonight after I TFP some more. I was caught once. My mom came home and I was sitting on the couch in the living room. Fortunately, I had a blanket over my lap, but I wonder what she thought when i got up and went to my room with the blanket still around my waist. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

10-01-2003, 11:34 AM	#31 (permalink)
erion Psycho	Average at least 1 / day This morning. Only ever caught by my wife (after we were married and she knew I did it). With sexy results.

10-01-2003, 11:44 AM	#32 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	3 times a day on average