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Old 09-26-2003, 07:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Nude Beaches

Ok i went to a nude beach a few weeks ago and this very hot young but old enough girls walked by and well i got a little excited. well the old hag next to me that had no reason to be on a nude beach, shot me a look that could have killed. so my question is, IS THIS WRONG???? let me know what your think or if this has happened to you in the past.
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Did you poke her in the eye with it? Otherwise, I don't see there being a problem.
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would have gotten wood too, and I do go to nude beaches on occasion, so I say its fine, especially if 'she' likes what she sees....
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I believe it's proper etiquette to cover yourself up if that happens. Most people I think realize you don't always have control over natural bodily functions, but covering it is the "polite" thing to do.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yep, arousal attracts attention.
It's best to cover up, or sit down.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Whatever you do, don't try to relive yourself. Damn, those naked people still pack a punch.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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well the old hag next to me that had no reason to be on a nude beach
why has she no right to be on the beach?

everyone should be allowed to go get nude at the nude beach...

as for the nude beach drift wood, well better cover that one up, or just roll onto your stomach and tan your back for a while.
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think that'd probably happen to me if I were at a nude beach too. Mmmm, old hags....
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Old 09-27-2003, 12:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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well the old hag next to me that had no reason to be on a nude beach
who are you to decide who has the right to go to a nude beach?

while the point of being nude usually revolves around being "natural," it's still polite and tasteful to hide erections.
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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yeah.
It's wrong to call that person an old hag.
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Nude beaches aren’t about sex. If you frequent them lots you'll begin to understand. Just do as said above...roll over or cover up.
Just remember that you'll be an old geezer with "no reason to be on a nude beach" one day. You'll reconsider your negative attitude then.
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Seems like there are a lot of rules for a nude beach (where folks are supposed to appreciate the "natural".)

You know, for 96.6 % of males an erection is a perfectly natural response to viewing the naked female form. Guy also sometimes get hard if they have to pee really bad.

Should a woman also cover her breasts if her nipples get hard?

I find the "old hag's" response to your woody to be hypocritical.

Now I'll shut up.
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Old 09-27-2003, 08:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Re: Nude Beaches

Wood is OK as long as you keep it to yourself; don't go putting it up on display.

And, even though everyone else has already jumped on you for the "old hag" line, I'm going to as well. At one resort, I saw an 80-year old woman with a full masectomy (one side only). She was comfortable enough with her body to be naked. This was not erotic, but it was beautiful.

Furthermore, nude beaches are not erotic. But nudity is beautiful.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Seems like there are a lot of rules for a nude beach (where folks are supposed to appreciate the "natural".)

You know, for 96.6 % of males an erection is a perfectly natural response to viewing the naked female form. Guy also sometimes get hard if they have to pee really bad.
You know, an erection is a much more often associated with sex than a hard nipple. Hard nipples are more like testicles, they're always reacting to the temperature. The most probable conclusion as to the reason for an erection is that you're turned on. To flaunt one makes you go from nude to naked. (There's a difference.) These are nude beaches we are talking about here, not a sex beach. Nude people go to nude beaches, not naked people.
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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So where do I go to find a "sex beach"? :O)
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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nude means you're not wearing any clothes
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Old 09-28-2003, 04:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I dont think you really have a choice wether you get wood or not. If Mr Wiggly likes he likes. If women are nude around me I can vouch for him that he will like. Theres not much I can do to change that.
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Old 09-28-2003, 05:29 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I would agree about covering. I would have a Hard time at the nude beach. I would be tempted to stare all the time. Best if I don't go.
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Old 09-29-2003, 07:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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i dont see the problem with it i sure lots of people have had it happen to them before sometimes u cant stop it whatever happens, happens!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-29-2003, 07:20 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Y'know, motdakasha, I agree with you most of the time, but I think you're a little uninformed about one of your points.

The male erection happens a lot. So much, in fact, that sometimes it's easy for a guy not to notice it. It happens when a guy has to urinate really badly. It happens when he sees a pretty girl. It can even happen when he sees an "old hag", if she's naked. For whatever reasons, the male brain likes to send blood down there, and it certainly doesn't always mean sex. If guys noted and wrote down all of their "gotta pee" erections, I'm not convinced it would even usually mean sex.

I have never been to a nude beach, but the point, as I see it, is that people want to be natural, to avoid clothes and have their bodies looked at for what they are. Wouldn't an erection, then, be a compliment? Unless cokeman is a porn star, I doubt he can simply summon up an erection by thinking about it; what's "wrong" with the body responding on an animal level to what the eyes find pleasing?

I think you can guess which way my vote goes. (I'm with everyone on the "old hag" thing, though.)
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Old 09-29-2003, 07:35 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Well i've been to a nude beach a couple times. And I've seen guys get an erections. Majority are not as you would think the first timers and it is not the regular nudists. It is usually the newer repeat visitors as the guys have gotten comfortable with their own nudity... But, given a cold breeze they have less to show off.... And if they go in the water... ...heheheh... Butttt given a nice warm day...

now to the poll.. I dont know how to answer it... I guess I would not mind getting wood at a nude beach.. Actually given the right circumstances I really enjoy GETTING IT.....
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Old 09-29-2003, 08:00 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I've never been to a nude beach but to plenty of topless beach spots in Mexico. I never sport wood, but I sure enjoy the view. There are many very nice looking European babes that have no inhibitions about going topless.
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