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Old 09-26-2003, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what men REALLY want!

not what we expect though!
i heard this mentioned years ago and it stuck with me so i thought id share!

when a man is asked what he wants in a women he usually answers with something that either wont get him smacked or something realistic,but never with what they REALLY WANT!

you ladies want to know what we want in a woman?

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom

that is what we want
plain and simple

understand though that this is not what we expect cause we know its not a realistic thing to ask for!
 
Old 09-26-2003, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This reminds me of a joke that was just fwd;fwd;FWD;fwd;FWD
to me.

A woman wants ONE man to fill her EVERY need.

A man wants EVERY woman to fill his ONE need.

'nuff said?
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Old 09-26-2003, 07:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A woman with the same attitude towards sex as me-- she'll try anything and likes lots of different things. She also should also have a fetish that she's really into. You know, a little chink in the armor. . .
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Someone with the same level of passion
Someone that gives to me as much as I give to her
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by QuasiMojo

A woman wants ONE man to fill her EVERY need.

A man wants EVERY woman to fill his ONE need.

'nuff said?
thats hilarious.
if only it wasn´t so true.

what to i really want...

well, i guess i just want to be understood, loved and repected.
and i also want to understand, love and respect.
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Old 09-27-2003, 01:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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...and a big sandwich

maybe that's just me
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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SLIMM, I don't want what you said at all.

I just want what I have.
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Old 09-27-2003, 01:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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SLIMM, I don't want what you said at all.

I just want what I have.
what do you want?
 
Old 09-27-2003, 01:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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There is some truth in that adage, but it is much too simplistic. I personally want a woman who I want to be seen with in public (hence the lady). I also like a woman who can cook (hence the maid), and I like a woman who is passionate in the bedroom (hence the whore). However, I give as good as I can receive. My woman gets a gentlemen in public and a good source of both monetary and emotional support, a helper at home (I can cook and clean as well as she can), and someone inventive in the bedroom. I think we feed off of each other and make each other better in different ways.
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Old 09-28-2003, 09:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2003, 11:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by SLIMM

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom
That sounds more like what Limey wants ME to be. And I am happy to oblige.
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Old 09-28-2003, 11:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Yay Spinach! Aww i love you. That is so true. We need to get you a french maid's costume one of these days.
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Actually ratbastid wants me to be a whore in public, a lady in the kitchen and a maid in the bedroom. I even have the outfit.

Um...never mind.

I think it's silly to assume that all men want the same thing. Aside from the obvious.
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Old 09-28-2003, 02:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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It can be realistic if that is what you really want. But the question is, what do you really want? And what are you willing to give to get it? Nothing comes free in this world!
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Re: what men REALLY want!

Quote:
Originally posted by SLIMM

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom
Sounds like you need a real doll not a woman.
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sounds good to me..... but I cant cook!
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Old 09-28-2003, 09:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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well, that covers the selfish necessities.. but you can't simplify it that much, to be fair.

you can reduce what a woman wants to some basic, selfish needs as well, but hell if I'm gonna be able to do that
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Old 09-28-2003, 10:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I want a woman that'll be a partner and no expect me to support her pedicure habits by working all day in an office while she sunbathes next to a pool. Not interested in an MRS degrees... why are these women so hard to find?
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Old 09-29-2003, 06:34 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I just wanted someone I got along with. Someone who wasn't afraid to try anything new, sexually or not. I was lucky. I found mine. I'm trying to encourage her to be a whore in public, but, so far, no success. I really couldn't care less about the maid part. We LIVE in our house, it's not a fucking show case.
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Old 09-29-2003, 08:36 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Re: Re: what men REALLY want!

Quote:
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Sounds like you need a real doll not a woman.
please explain!
i said its what we WANT,not expect!
 
Old 09-29-2003, 08:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Re: what men REALLY want!

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please explain!
i said its what we WANT,not expect!
Go to "realdoll.com", I think that is what she is talking about.
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Old 09-29-2003, 08:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2003, 10:12 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I want that plus a damn good omlett in the morning.

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Old 09-30-2003, 07:25 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Well what a woman wants is to be taken to dinner, to get flowers, be told how we are appreciated, call and tells us we are needed and loved, taken to shows, be treated like a lady and basically to have a man at our becon call.

What a man wants is a maid, naked with a 6 pack.
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:40 AM   #26 (permalink)
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hell yes!

Quote:
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What a man wants is a maid, naked with a 6 pack.

yes,we really are that simple!
 
Old 09-30-2003, 10:31 AM   #27 (permalink)
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the ideal woman for me can write code better than i can and is able to hack a kernel with the best of them. lady, maid, whore, and geek all rolled into one.
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Old 09-30-2003, 11:05 AM   #28 (permalink)
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great! you know what you want. makes you sound like a shallow idiot. there is more to us than looks and placement.... we have the nifty thing called a brain, a heart... id like to think guys have the same. but who knows, i coudl be wrong on all of that.
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Old 09-30-2003, 11:15 AM   #29 (permalink)
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easy there killer!

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great! you know what you want. makes you sound like a shallow idiot. there is more to us than looks and placement.... we have the nifty thing called a brain, a heart... id like to think guys have the same. but who knows, i coudl be wrong on all of that.
its just a fact that men and women look at this world(and the people in it)differently!

another example

women think with their hearts
men think with their dicks
few think with their brains

its just the way we are as homosapiens!
we have evolved seperartly and look at things from different views!
 
Old 09-30-2003, 11:59 AM   #30 (permalink)
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If you want a lady, treat her like one.
If you want someone to take care of you, take care of her also. Everyone needs to know they're appreciated.
If you want a whore in the bedroom, show as much passion towards her as you want her to show you.
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:15 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by SLIMM

when a man is asked what he wants in a women he usually answers with something that either wont get him smacked or something realistic,but never with what they REALLY WANT!

you ladies want to know what we want in a woman?

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom

I have no problem with being a lady in public, a whore in the bedroom but honey love if we are BOTH working then there are two maids in the kitchen!
All's fair.....
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Old 10-01-2003, 07:42 AM   #32 (permalink)
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