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09-26-2003 07:08 PM

what men REALLY want!
 
not what we expect though!
i heard this mentioned years ago and it stuck with me so i thought id share!

when a man is asked what he wants in a women he usually answers with something that either wont get him smacked or something realistic,but never with what they REALLY WANT!

you ladies want to know what we want in a woman?

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom

that is what we want
plain and simple

understand though that this is not what we expect cause we know its not a realistic thing to ask for!

QuasiMojo 09-26-2003 07:14 PM

This reminds me of a joke that was just fwd;fwd;FWD;fwd;FWD
to me.

A woman wants ONE man to fill her EVERY need.

A man wants EVERY woman to fill his ONE need.

'nuff said?
:)

Aladdin Sane 09-26-2003 07:35 PM

A woman with the same attitude towards sex as me-- she'll try anything and likes lots of different things. She also should also have a fetish that she's really into. You know, a little chink in the armor. . .

rogue49 09-26-2003 10:00 PM

Someone with the same level of passion
Someone that gives to me as much as I give to her

bundy 09-26-2003 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuasiMojo

A woman wants ONE man to fill her EVERY need.

A man wants EVERY woman to fill his ONE need.

'nuff said?
:)

thats hilarious.
if only it wasn´t so true.

what to i really want...

well, i guess i just want to be understood, loved and repected.
and i also want to understand, love and respect.

arcane 09-27-2003 01:59 AM

...and a big sandwich

maybe that's just me

ARTelevision 09-27-2003 03:43 AM

SLIMM, I don't want what you said at all.

I just want what I have.

09-27-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
SLIMM, I don't want what you said at all.

I just want what I have.

what do you want?

skysooner 09-27-2003 01:39 PM

There is some truth in that adage, but it is much too simplistic. I personally want a woman who I want to be seen with in public (hence the lady). I also like a woman who can cook (hence the maid), and I like a woman who is passionate in the bedroom (hence the whore). However, I give as good as I can receive. My woman gets a gentlemen in public and a good source of both monetary and emotional support, a helper at home (I can cook and clean as well as she can), and someone inventive in the bedroom. I think we feed off of each other and make each other better in different ways.

Sapper 09-28-2003 09:12 AM

Beh, once you boil down all the B.S. I think its true!

Spinach_Indeed 09-28-2003 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SLIMM

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom

That sounds more like what Limey wants ME to be. And I am happy to oblige.

little limey 09-28-2003 11:38 AM

Yay Spinach! Aww i love you. That is so true. We need to get you a french maid's costume one of these days.

lurkette 09-28-2003 01:00 PM

Actually ratbastid wants me to be a whore in public, a lady in the kitchen and a maid in the bedroom. I even have the outfit.

Um...never mind. :)

I think it's silly to assume that all men want the same thing. Aside from the obvious.

sexymama 09-28-2003 02:15 PM

It can be realistic if that is what you really want. But the question is, what do you really want? And what are you willing to give to get it? Nothing comes free in this world!

*Nikki* 09-28-2003 06:44 PM

Re: what men REALLY want!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SLIMM

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom

Sounds like you need a real doll not a woman.

ally 09-28-2003 07:07 PM

Sounds good to me..... but I cant cook!

mulletJeb 09-28-2003 09:15 PM

well, that covers the selfish necessities.. but you can't simplify it that much, to be fair.

you can reduce what a woman wants to some basic, selfish needs as well, but hell if I'm gonna be able to do that

tritium 09-28-2003 10:08 PM

I want a woman that'll be a partner and no expect me to support her pedicure habits by working all day in an office while she sunbathes next to a pool. Not interested in an MRS degrees... why are these women so hard to find?

Dano069 09-29-2003 06:34 AM

I just wanted someone I got along with. Someone who wasn't afraid to try anything new, sexually or not. I was lucky. I found mine. I'm trying to encourage her to be a whore in public, but, so far, no success. I really couldn't care less about the maid part. We LIVE in our house, it's not a fucking show case.

09-29-2003 08:36 AM

Re: Re: what men REALLY want!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by *Nikki*
Sounds like you need a real doll not a woman.
please explain!
i said its what we WANT,not expect!

anleja 09-29-2003 08:33 PM

Re: Re: Re: what men REALLY want!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SLIMM
please explain!
i said its what we WANT,not expect!

Go to "realdoll.com", I think that is what she is talking about.

hotzot 09-29-2003 08:53 PM

my cousin said it's cheaper in the long run!

m5man 09-29-2003 09:09 PM

You must not forget companionship and friendship in your relationship.

KingBastard 09-29-2003 10:12 PM

I want that plus a damn good omlett in the morning.

;)

vveronica 09-30-2003 07:25 AM

Well what a woman wants is to be taken to dinner, to get flowers, be told how we are appreciated, call and tells us we are needed and loved, taken to shows, be treated like a lady and basically to have a man at our becon call.

What a man wants is a maid, naked with a 6 pack.

09-30-2003 09:40 AM

hell yes!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by vveronica


What a man wants is a maid, naked with a 6 pack.


yes,we really are that simple!

kmonkey 09-30-2003 10:31 AM

the ideal woman for me can write code better than i can and is able to hack a kernel with the best of them. lady, maid, whore, and geek all rolled into one.

minyn 09-30-2003 11:05 AM

great! you know what you want. makes you sound like a shallow idiot. there is more to us than looks and placement.... we have the nifty thing called a brain, a heart... id like to think guys have the same. but who knows, i coudl be wrong on all of that.

09-30-2003 11:15 AM

easy there killer!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
great! you know what you want. makes you sound like a shallow idiot. there is more to us than looks and placement.... we have the nifty thing called a brain, a heart... id like to think guys have the same. but who knows, i coudl be wrong on all of that.
its just a fact that men and women look at this world(and the people in it)differently!

another example

women think with their hearts
men think with their dicks
few think with their brains

its just the way we are as homosapiens!
we have evolved seperartly and look at things from different views!

AngelHands 09-30-2003 11:59 AM

If you want a lady, treat her like one.
If you want someone to take care of you, take care of her also. Everyone needs to know they're appreciated.
If you want a whore in the bedroom, show as much passion towards her as you want her to show you.

Minx 09-30-2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SLIMM

when a man is asked what he wants in a women he usually answers with something that either wont get him smacked or something realistic,but never with what they REALLY WANT!

you ladies want to know what we want in a woman?

A lady in public
A maid in the kitchen
and a whore in the bedroom


I have no problem with being a lady in public, a whore in the bedroom but honey love if we are BOTH working then there are two maids in the kitchen! :D
All's fair.....

Thraeryn 10-01-2003 07:42 AM

I want Jinya to take care of me and vveronica to be our live-in plaything. ;)


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