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Old 09-17-2003, 01:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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$40,000

I suppose this would go into the Sexuality section.

A few months ago at work, I proposed a question to my co-workers. Would you have sex with a person of the same sex as you for $40,000 if you are heterosexual? No relationship required, no identities even mentioned, and not one person in the world would know you did it except for you and the partner. Guys would have to let a man have sex with them (in the only way possible for guys), and girls would have to have sex with another girl (with a strap-on, I presume). About 75% of my co-workers said yes. I definitely would, and I'm not even interested in homosexuality or bisexuality. $40,000 is a lot of money.

The Internet seems to be a different matter, however. I've posted this question at other forums, and about 95% of the members have said that $40,000 isn't a lot of money, and that it's not nearly enough to have sex with a same sex partner. Hell, I even said that if it went over 10 minutes then you automatically get the money. People still said no, that they couldn't deal with "the pain." Hell, I've busted my ass plenty of times on the ice at ASU, and I didn't get $40,000. I'd go around with my ass hurting for a day for $40,000 any day.

And this isn't a cheating deal, or a immoral deal. Your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend can know about this.

What do you think, would you have sex with a man or woman of the same sex for $40,000 if neither of your identities were revealed to anyone?

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Old 09-17-2003, 01:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sure. I could do a lot with $40,000!
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sure. I could use $40,000.

Do I get to pick the guy that's fucking me in the ass?
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No way. Rump is exit only! No amount is enough to prostitute yourself. That's just me though, some will set a price on their values.
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Can we make it $60,000 if I spend the night?

Okay - seriously - hell, yeah.
A lot of good things could be done with $40,000.

After all - it's just sex.

10 minutes; $40K; one shower; and a donut cushion later - I'm good to go.
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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HELL NO .I JUST GOT MY HEMORRHOIDS CUT OUT.THE THOUGHT COMPELLS ME TO ANOTHER PAIN PILL.
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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40,000$ will last a while with me... and the ass will only be sore for so long

this isnt that hard of a decision.

however, how would this question change if the person is homosexual or bisexual?
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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There are alot better ways to make 40K then to screw someone of the same sex.
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Old 09-17-2003, 01:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I could really use $40,000...
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Old 09-17-2003, 02:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd do it! as long as they were gental with my ass!
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Old 09-17-2003, 02:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Heck yeah. I'd do it for free!
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Old 09-17-2003, 02:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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For 10 minutes, that is just under $67 per second. Maybe if the guy was under-endowed I would. That much money could buy lots of candy bars.

But I'd get the money upfront and put it in my pants... and the second it hit 10 minutes, I'd be pulling up my pants and waddling out that door.
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Old 09-17-2003, 02:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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NO problem here with it. hell I'd have the bfriend film it. hehehehhehe
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Old 09-17-2003, 02:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Gimme lube, a small penis, and 10 minutes and I'll take the $40, 000!
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Old 09-17-2003, 03:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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With $40K, you can start making money work for you instead of working for money. I'm there.
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Old 09-17-2003, 03:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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So I'd be a very expensive gigolo whoring myself out to some guy?

Nope.
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Old 09-17-2003, 04:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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yeah, why not.
$40,000 is a lot of money.
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Old 09-17-2003, 04:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Well, I look at it this way: I can work at my current job for 8 years at 40 hours per week, or take it in the ass for 10 minutes. I hate my job, so I do believe I'll take the latter.

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Old 09-17-2003, 04:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well this is an easy yes for the girls but for guys . . . we have to take it in the ass! Although i think i could do it for $40,000, it would be an aweful experience but i think i could do it. There's a lot i could do with $40,000.
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Old 09-17-2003, 04:44 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Another question would be how much would it take to make a girl a prostitute?

And think about this - if you have a price, you are just someone's tool, their bitch. From an idealist's standpoint, one should never prostitute their values.

Of course, another thing to consider is this: you will likely get vastly different answers depending on socio-economic status. A homeless man is more likely to value the $40,000 over his values, whereas Bill Gates would laugh you out of his house.
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Old 09-17-2003, 06:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Also remember you probably don't have to claim this on your taxes.
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Old 09-17-2003, 06:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I definitely would, hell probably for half that amount.
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Old 09-17-2003, 06:45 PM   #23 (permalink)
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NO F@cking WAY!
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Old 09-17-2003, 07:56 PM   #24 (permalink)
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HELL YES!

For $40,000 I'd even pretend to enjoy it!
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:07 PM   #25 (permalink)
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For $40,000 (and I'm not even bi curious) I would definitely ask Lebell his opinion. My guess is, if he could watch, why not?
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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for 40k...sure, its not a ton of money but its enough=)
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hell, i'd do it $10,000. probably not less though. i'm not interested in guys, but hell, the money and the stuff that it could take care of would be more than worth some discomfort.

<b>kyo</b>, your only prostituting yourself if this does go against your values. to me, sex in general is not a big deal. love is not necessary. hell, good looks and body aren't that necessary (if you saw the girls i've been hooking up with lately, you'd probably want to help me drink the memories away). for me, sex is about fun. and while i don't know that i'd enjoy getting it in the ass, i'd let a girlfriend strap one on and do it if it meant me being able to do it to her. and getting the money would just be like a bonus. or soemthing like that.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:57 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Mael <b>kyo</b>, your only prostituting yourself if this does go against your values. to me, sex in general is not a big deal. love is not necessary. hell, good looks and body aren't that necessary (if you saw the girls i've been hooking up with lately, you'd probably want to help me drink the memories away). for me, sex is about fun. and while i don't know that i'd enjoy getting it in the ass, i'd let a girlfriend strap one on and do it if it meant me being able to do it to her. and getting the money would just be like a bonus. or soemthing like that.
Forgive me for being old-fashioned. I believe in sex only after marriage, and only with your spouse. You can imagine my opinion of modern society's moral status in general. As a disclaimer, I am also against religion in general - that isn't where I derive my morals from.
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Old 09-17-2003, 11:30 PM   #29 (permalink)
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$40k isn't a lot of money, certainly not enough to prostitute myself out(to another man no less).

For me it would have to be atleast 1 million, net.
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:42 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I'd do it in a blink of an eye.
Nice way to try out you bi-curious side too.
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:12 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Well...metaphorically, I take it in the ass every day at work...for a whole lot less than that. So...I guess pass the super-economy size jar of Vaseline.
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:35 AM   #32 (permalink)
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hmm
i could pay off all my debt for 40G
hmm
i'm not into anything near my balloon knot but
i guess i could just lay there really drunk and greasy

as long as its not some John Holmes motherf'er that Madonna sang Like a Virgin about

now it left out does the guy have to finish or is it just 10 minutes of straight pounding
if he has to finish, i don't think i'd let him up there, thats gonna cost ya more, i guess he would be bagging it though, probably should - the dirty faggot


i don't want him to catch my aids


i think the women should have to do anal action too
its just as umcomfortable for them as us guys, just some chick using a dil on them isn't that bad, they can close there eyes and not know its a chick
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:50 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Battlefield
$40k isn't a lot of money, certainly not enough to prostitute myself out(to another man no less).
For me it would have to be atleast 1 million, net.
Reminds me of a very old joke:

Old man: "Would you sleep with me for $1 million?
Young girl: "I suppose so!"
Old man: "Would you sleep with me for $20?"
Young girl: "Of course not - that's disgusting! What kind of girl do you think I am?"
Old man: "That, my dear, has already been established - what we're doing now is negotiating the price!"
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:12 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Where do I bend over?

I'm not gay - I just would like a new $40,000 boat.
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Old 09-18-2003, 08:27 AM   #35 (permalink)
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i am in for this deal! please message me!
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:06 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Hell yeah I would. $40,000 would put me in pretty good shape.
 
Old 09-18-2003, 09:22 AM   #37 (permalink)
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No chance. not ever for $1 million!
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:24 AM   #38 (permalink)
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For the record, as long as Mrs. NatureBoy was down, I'd do it.

Can I ask why the amount was set at $40K?
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:07 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I would do it w/out even thinking about it, 40k is a HUGE amount of money especially for a 22 year old. Honestly I would go as low as 10k, Just that alone invested properly could create large amounts of money.
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:30 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I'm still sticking with a big NO! However has any considered if the offer was even "Safe Sex" otherwise you are rolling the dice for $40K.
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