Ultimate female ejaculation/squirting thread
 

I've heard tell that it's only under 10% of ladies that can 'squirt' or female ejaculate.

I don't believe it for a minute.

I became intruiged with this fabulous activity a good few years ago, and to a greater or lesser extent, I've been able to coax some sort of squirting at or near orgasm from all of the partners I've had since (well, those i've had more than one session with *cough*).

Brief runthrough of the technique used to coax out a squirt from a few ladies who hadn't squirted before.

Lengthy session previously.
Long session of Oral sex, expect to spend about an hour on the job, without allowing her to come. About a third of the way through if you've any skill and she's up for it then her G-Spot should be well primed for action, over time build up more and more stimulation from the g-spot, less and less generally from the tongue on the clit - with periodic bouts to keep her cooking ;).

At some point, she'll start to feel like she needs to pee. Over time, the urge will become overwhelming.

Let her rush off to the toilet, she'll try to pee and most likely won't be able to squeeze out a drop.

Now, when she comes back, crack onto the routine once more til she's at the need-to-pee moment again, but this time she should be happily knowing she don't need to relieve herself in that way. Press on.

Lots more G-spot stimulation for a good time, until you judge it's time to take her over the edge.

As she's going there, tell her to try and relax her pussy - or even push out a little, you'll be able to feel that when it happens.

If all goes well, then to a greater or lesser degree, yon lady should squirt as or just before she has her orgasm - which will undoubtably go straight into her top 5.

;)

This is NOT pee. It don't smell like pee, it don't look like pee, it don't stain like pee.

It's squirt and it's glorious.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

What's the experience of the lads and lasses on here?

Do you squirt? (I even like the word. Squirt. It's great.)

Does your lady squirt?

Ever been with a squirter?

I think the % of women who can ejaculate is underestimated. However, I am pretty sure there are women out there who just weren't wired to do it no matter how hard you try on her.

I used to be a squirter.

Of course.

Your Mileage May Vary, but this has always done the job for me - save on a couple of ladies who just couldn't have an orgasm (had never previously, and I couldn't get them there either... ah vel, there are no tricks that work for everyone.)

Some have, some haven't. The ones who have... did it regularly and usually, the activity leading up to it was quite varied with the following constants:

1) the foreplay was lengthy (and frequently included other orgasms)
2) almost without exception, it would happen with her on top, facing away from me, bent forward slightly. Different women, mind you... but almost always the same position.

It's sudden warmth on the boys and yes, it's glorious.

I don't think it matters what position really. the main points are:

Extremely stimulated.
Maybe a couple+ orgasms previously- with a relatively lengthy build up period to the squirting incident.
Lots of G-spot stimulation.
More stimulation of the G-spot.
Did I mention a good G-spot stimulation is necessary?

Damn, I just love squirt and squirters.

Most trickle or come with a weak flow, some, _some_, are projectile... and that just drives me nuts.

I feel like getting away from the action and doing a lap of honour.

*points to pussy*

I made that happen. Me!

Wahey!

Hehe.. tisonlyi, I so want to do this with my girl.. she keeps getting freaked out by the whole peeing thing tho.. I still gotta learn where this whole g-spot thing is tho : / Got a general idea.. but yeah.. will just keep trying :D

Keep on plugging away old bean.

read, be aware, don't become obsessed - or at least, don't let your partner become aware that you're obsessed.

;)

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Pictures are your friends :cool:

http://www.the-clitoris.com/jpg/anatomy/clit25.jpg

^picture

I agree that the percentage quoted is probably way off. 8 of the 10 women I've been with in my lifetime have, at some point, had a squirting orgasm with me. It may have taken some work, but it's happened. If only my current g/f would believe it would happen..

I've tried to get her to squirt,sdtill working on it

i've had one "squirter" and it was the come here motion that got her. i could do that whenever with her right off the bat even and she would go CRAZY. 1st time she did it she was like ooooooh i'm sorry. i was like hell no that was AWESOME!..hahaha

but the wife don't like it much. maybe it's the pee feeling. i'll have to ask her so i can make sure, cause man that is coolest thing ever!

My gf squirts, but seeing as she's my first (we've been going out since HS), I have no basis for comparison.

I would like my wife to do it, but I think she'd be like hellasnow's wife. She has the pee feeling a lot anyway. I don't know why, but she doesn't like it. Plus, she'd probably feel guilty about it, like she had peed all over the place. I wouldn't though!!!

From what I've seen, this is apparently a fantastic feeling for the woman. It looks like a VERY intense orgasm. Seems like any woman would enjoy it.

i've had a couple lovers who copiously squirted. the first one (M.)felt very uncomfortable about it, and confided she often exaggerated (ie, faked) the intensity of her orgasms with other lovers so that intercourse would stop before she made a big mess. she didn't do that with me, because she felt more comfortable about it. the other woman (L.), just now 20, discovered how to squirt a couple years ago while masturbating. she concurs that relaxation is the key. L. begins to trickle, then flow, then shoots a geyser. i usually do, too, just from watching, if i'm not inside her. i guess, though, if i'm inside her, that usually makes me come, as well. guys, girls: RELAX!! one responder up here also commented on the distension, or pushing out, of her pussy. when L. is approaching a squirting orgasm, her labia and the whole shebang pulsate, out and back. this happens on a regular, rythmic basis as she begins to trickle and then flow. just as she is about to gush, however, the intensity builds, and you can sense the erratic, erotic variance in pulsations. viewing, it's remarkably hot. inside her, as this builds, is out of this world! great topic, by the way. i think i'll go "cry me a river."

Its not really something that turns me on i think ...

It could be because the only place i've seen it is some vid from Kazaa with a blond girl on a floor. But i think there's some golden shower involved in that aswell .. not good :(

I've only been under one squirt. A GF awhile back. At the time you never heard about it. But when we were finished I was wet up to my chest and about a foot radious around me on the blanket.

My wife now has come close, but I'm not pressing the matter. Just some light encouragement.

Haha subform, that's a whole 'nother topic ;)

I personaly love it, i had a girlfriend that did it once as i went down on her,
god i loved it, she just came all over my face, it was so incredibly hot.

I wish i'll get a girlfriend who squirts every time :)

female ejaculation
 

Ever made a girl squirt, i havn't, but ive seen seymour butts do it.
Wow, u need a snorkel.

unfortunatly not :(
i'd love to though.....

Saw a porno clip of it once. My mate put it on all the school computers as a screensaver. Hehehehe

I was with one woman and the snorkel line isn't all that far off...

She gushed ocean's of liquid. It was messy and fun.

No but she's dripped... I don't really understand the female ejaculation thing. Not sure I want to either.

i had a gf in college who would come milky white stuff. those were the days.

I've seen the drip but not the squirt.. I did however date a girl that would rip the loudest quife when she orgasmed.

my chick has gushed, not really squirted, a couple times
its very rare, like 4-5 times in the past 4 years
not sure what causes it, we can't really repeat it by trying, it just happened, i think it has to do with g-spot orgasm to cause it
its always been great when it does, it only happens during esp. good sex,

All the time with my Shyla, in fact, I am pretty sure she posted a thread about it in the Ladies' Lounge.. Check it out. It's either there or in Sexuality.

Pretty fun because the girl has to be getting off like fucking crazy. It is worth doing for her sake. I've been with a couple girls who did it. Large dildos help. A long time of stimulation helps. she goes pee before session starts helps - so she doesn't worry about "having it feel like she has to pee" because it is NOT PEE! Then, when she is almost ready, the large dildo or dick goes away and two fingers go in and vigorously and rhythmically massage the g-spot on the ventral side of the vagina a few inches in - then pull out - it is hard or impossible for them to squirt when somethng is inside them. rinse, repeat...

If you count myself, then yes.

ummm are you sure you weren't with a man, and just in your experimental stage?


:) happy when the wife does it... she says it's a totally different orgasm... much more satisfying..

I've been with a girl who did. It was one of the neatest sex things I have seen. We were going along, after an extended period of HEAVY petting, and next thing I know it sounds like we are having sex on a water bed. I was covered in "Mystery Girl Goo" as my girlfriend put it.... I want to try that again.

I've eaten my wife out until she peed then had a huge shuddering orgasm. In 13 years I have only made her pee once. It embarased the hell out of her and I think it made her a bit inhiibited. Kinda sux but I keep trying. I make her shudder but no longer will she squirt for me.

Im sorry to say that i have seen the squirt and the drip. I didnt even know a girl could do that, i also didnt know it was pee but i found out the hard way. So i WARN YOU when a girl says shes about to cum move the hell out of the way.

Its not pee B21! JESUS _TAP_DANCING_CHRIST

What other subtance could it be???

That's probably because you think it's pee when it is NOT.

Did you read the thread title? The substance is FEMALE EJACULATE. It is a markedly different fluid from urine.

Well, semen is different from pee. Why would you assume that females don't have an ejaculate like semen? If you want more information you can find it, here

Personally, I've never managed to make my girlfriend do it, no matter how hard I try. Ah well, I'll just keep on tryin' ;)

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Why whisper? I think it's something to be proud about. :D

i've had my girl squirt in my face once when i was going down on her. It took me a loooooong time to make her come, and I got squirted in my face for my efforts.

Have never managed to replicate this feat before, although she's managed to ejaculate with previous bfs.

She doesn't like it though, since she thinks it feels like she's going to pee. So, whenever she feels like 'peeing' she makes me stop. :(

how do i convince her to let me make her squirt...... ?