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Old 09-12-2003, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tara Reid?

Ok, am I the only one who thinks that Tara Reid is the most beautiful, sexiest woman in the world. Raspy voice, silver blues eyes, perfect body, smart (shes really smart) and gives up her time for charity.

If I wasn't in love with someone else then it would be all about Tara! (if i had a chance)

I mean i have a chance?
Right?
Guys.....
Right?
...................................... Shut up....
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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She annoys the hell out of me.

Watching American Pie I just want to slap her.
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Not big into blondes.
WHo knows she dated Carson Daly you might have a chance.
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She is incredibly hot. Everyone in my dorm floor is infatuated with her. YOu're not alone. She's amazing.
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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She's totally fuckin' sexy. Although i don't think she is the sexiest woman in the world, i still think she is hot as hell.

. . . . . . . . i'd tap her . . . . .
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Most beautiful woman in the world? No. But she is definately a looker, Ill agree with you there.
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i think she is up there as one of the most beauityful, at least in showbiz right now. if u say that she is not, then who is?
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Horrible actress, but if she would keep her mouth quiet she would be perfect
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hell yeah, shes fucking amazing. Try to see the movie Body Shots, its got a nice 5 minute topless scene of her. Yeah she comes off as dumb when she talks, but theres a way to fix that, just stick it in her mouth.
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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She's pretty hot. I can't wait to see her on my favorite show, Scrubs, this next season. Her voice kinda bugs me, but I can get past that when looking at that body.
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Old 09-12-2003, 10:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i have only four words and one punctuation mark come to mind whenever Tara Reid graces my television screen.

eat a fucking cheeseburger!

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Old 09-13-2003, 12:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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She's hot, but she's a damn ho. I'll pass.
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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She annoys the hell out of me.

Watching American Pie I just want to slap her.
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i honestly find her repulsive. always have. not my type at all.
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She's hot, but she's a damn ho. I'll pass.
sheesh... please... i mean c'mon... tell me you wouldn't:

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Old 09-13-2003, 01:47 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I'd pull her pants down and show her what it's like to be force fed.
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Old 09-13-2003, 04:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'd rip off her arm and paint her in the face with the wet end.
Wait, wrong thread.
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Old 09-13-2003, 05:53 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Meh. You could cut yourself on those hip bones. Besides that, she's just so...vanilla. If I saw her on the street I might look twice but honestly there are much sexier women at my gym or at my workplace.
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Old 09-13-2003, 07:17 AM   #17 (permalink)
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So many oppions... The thing is, just because you arn't atracted to her doesn't mean she isn't one of the most beautiful women in the world. But i agree with Lurkette. People u just see on the go are the real beauties. If I had a choice between a girl at work or her i would choose her but in the long run probably wish for the other girl...
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Old 09-13-2003, 07:22 AM   #18 (permalink)
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shes decent not amazing imo
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Old 09-13-2003, 09:39 AM   #19 (permalink)
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She's alright, but I'd still hit it
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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too much stuff around her eyes
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yeah she comes off as dumb when she talks, but theres a way to fix that, just stick it in her mouth.
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:49 PM   #22 (permalink)
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she's pretty hott I guess
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Besides that, she's just so...vanilla. If I saw her on the street I might look twice but honestly there are much sexier women at my gym or at my workplace.
Vanilla? Are you kidding she parties more then anyother girl in Hollywood. She's been spotted topless on bars, tables and random guys. If I saw her in a bar in Denver I would definatly work some magic to meet her... she's and animal.
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Old 09-13-2003, 06:05 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Smart but doesn't she also get a little bit too wild on the bar scene?
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Old 09-13-2003, 06:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Vanilla? Are you kidding she parties more then anyother girl in Hollywood. She's been spotted topless on bars, tables and random guys. If I saw her in a bar in Denver I would definatly work some magic to meet her... she's and animal.
I didn't mean her behavior, I meant her appearance.

And her behavior makes me think "skank-ho."
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Old 09-13-2003, 07:30 PM   #26 (permalink)
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she´s not entirely to my taste... but shes still a total cutie.
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Old 09-13-2003, 09:33 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Eh. She was pretty hot, until they started putting her on EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN SHOW on MTV (screwing Carson Daly helps your career, apparently), and she opened her mouth. I don't care if you think she's smart, she acts as dumb as a brick.

And, yeah, she's topless in <i>Body Shots</i>, and it just showed that she has nasty tits. As big a let-down as whosherwhatsit in <i>American Beauty</i>. Gah.
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Old 09-13-2003, 09:42 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I read an article about her - she does party like mad, and some bars/clubs have banned her from entering - she's more trouble to them than she's worth.

The quote from her was (said to a bouncer at one of said clubs)

"Don't you know who I am? I'm Tara-fucking-Reid!!!"

sounds like a high maintenance bitch to me, but oooooooh so hot.
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Old 09-13-2003, 09:52 PM   #29 (permalink)
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sheesh... please... i mean c'mon... tell me you wouldn't:

(Very cute picture, snipped because you've already seen it if you're reading this.)
Oh, sure, I'd hit it. I wouldn't enjoy it, but I'd hit it.

Of course I'd hit it. Gladly and repeatedly would I give her cause to make noises like unto a small rodent on crack, but, I gotta say, in a roomful of women of more or less uniform looks, she wouldn't be the first I'd talk to with naked frolics in mind. All things being equal, she wouln't even be in the top half. Just looks bitchy/teeneybopper/moderately plastic to me.
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Old 09-13-2003, 11:22 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Tara isn't my type. I'm currently fantasizing about Eliza Dushku.
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Old 09-14-2003, 04:26 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2003, 01:35 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Yes, she's certainly cute, but she doesn't really do anything for me. Maybe I'm just too old.
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Old 09-14-2003, 02:13 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Is it just me, or was there a difference in her appearance between American Pie 1 & 2? Like, part 2 has her looking like she's a drug addict, with her druggy looking eyes and whatnot.

Not trying to be mean, just something I noticed.
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Old 09-14-2003, 06:53 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I would have to place a vote for damn sexy.
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Old 09-14-2003, 07:21 PM   #35 (permalink)
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i wasted 8 bucks on her new ghey movie, but her panties made it worth every penny
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Old 09-14-2003, 07:24 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Whoever said she has nasty tits hasn't had a mouthful of them. Sure, the raspy voice is a big of a turnoff, but when all that's coming out of her mouth is moaning, who the fuck cares?
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Old 09-15-2003, 07:49 AM   #37 (permalink)
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no doubt she's hot, i'd F' her til the cows came home
but i think i'd tell her i had to be going and ditch her immediately afterwards, i think it would be nice to show her how not famous girls feel sometimes
she's probably a crazy drunken bitch all the time
and she looks hotter because she's famous
thats the real reason why i'd do her, cause she's famous and to prove a point

oh and to tell her she just caught the hiv when i'm done
to leave her sweating a couple days til she gets tested
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Old 09-15-2003, 08:04 AM   #38 (permalink)
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She's another example of how in Hollywood, you don't need a lick of acting talent. All you need to be is hot.
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Old 09-15-2003, 08:36 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Tara isn't my type. I'm currently fantasizing about Eliza Dushku.
I'm fantasizing about them both together.... a cynthetiq sandwich
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Old 09-15-2003, 08:40 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I have to admit that I don't normally go for blondes but is an exception. Love the voice!! (She could stand to eat a couple of cheeseburgers).
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