01-30-2004, 03:13 PM | #82 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Michigan
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Thats a fantastic fact! I always just assumed it was due to the fact that I routinely dream about hot chicks having sex with me ;-P
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01-31-2004, 07:42 PM | #86 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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Morning wood is great.....enjoy it....
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01-31-2004, 11:54 PM | #88 (permalink) | |
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Location: the tangent universe
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02-01-2004, 12:11 AM | #89 (permalink) |
King Knave
Location: Lancaster
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Erections.
Directions pointing north. A Boner in the morn should be sported northerly. Up is the way you sprout your glorious, jacked up meat. clutch it or have some warm, soft flesh relieve its hellish pressure. /not no high queue.
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02-01-2004, 06:10 AM | #90 (permalink) |
Without Wings
Location: Australia
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i find i last a lot longer with a morning wood. its still good sex, but things take longer to realise whats going on before they all jump ship. both i and the gf love it. been woken up at 5am before because she's realised that he's up, therefor i shall also be up.
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03-03-2004, 07:58 PM | #99 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Ohio
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holy crap. today i got up and the freakin thing wouldn't go down for 25 minutes! i couldn't even leave my room to go take a shower cuz i'm in a dorm with a communal bathroom. that shit was scary. it usually disappers in a minute or two.
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08-03-2004, 11:11 PM | #104 (permalink) |
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I rarely get morning wood....
I usually lay around for 5-10 mins before actually getting up, so maybe I'm just not aware of it.
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08-04-2004, 02:33 AM | #105 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Southern Cali
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God, this is so bad... You've all made me really want to see another mans penis now...
sigh.... Ill be a big boy one day and be able to visit the exhabition forum. Hopefully i'll have forgoten by then, i really dont want to be jealous. |
08-04-2004, 08:16 AM | #106 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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my only contribution to this thread is that my old roomate woke up next to his girlfriend the other day with raging morning wood. The following exchange took place:
Him:"Hey Renee, do you know what the best way to get rid of morning wood is?" Her:"uhh, no?" (serious) Him: "Here, let me show you" (mounts girlfriend) Her: O!
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08-05-2004, 04:49 AM | #107 (permalink) |
In Your Dreams
Location: City of Lights
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Morning wood is a bitch. I stumble out of bed to the toilet... try to point it downwards... start peing... boom.. there's a steady stream of pee hitting the side wall. I stop it... practically killing myself with the pain it's causing.. and lean over the toilet... bit better.. but somehow it still ends up on the floor to start with. I've yet to find a flawless solution.
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08-05-2004, 11:27 AM | #109 (permalink) | |
Crazy
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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08-05-2004, 11:30 AM | #110 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Ontario, Canada
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I love morning wood when waking up next to a sexy lady. Most of the time it leads to a very nice kickstart to the day. However when waking up alone it just means I had better not walk around corners too quickly. I've nailed myself a couple of times against a wall/corner when being groggy and walking around like an ape not watching where I was going... ouch!!
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08-05-2004, 04:11 PM | #111 (permalink) | |
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Location: One with the Universe
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