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Halx · 09-09-2003, 10:16 AM

I just thought I'd put up a little funny fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.

Leviathan[NCV] · 09-09-2003, 10:18 AM

Seems like a logical explanation.

floonine · 09-09-2003, 10:18 AM

my grandfather told me it was caused by fairies.

i_t_man · 09-09-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
I just thought I'd put up a little funy fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.

Do you have a source? I've heard about 20 theories.

Evil Milkman · 09-09-2003, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

I've always read that morning erections are simply the body going through it's natural changes in the night.

I don't know.

Could be both!

Halx · 09-09-2003, 10:30 AM

Would you ever doubt your crazy uncle Hal?

Mango · 09-09-2003, 10:39 AM

Bullshit, morning wood is caused by waking up and being male and always horny. If I wake up an hour before my alarm goes off and go for a piss then go back to bed I will still wake up with wood when the alarm goes off.

Realizm · 09-09-2003, 11:11 AM

Need to urinate or not why not enjoy the hard on?

skysooner · 09-09-2003, 11:16 AM

That could be why it is difficult to masturbate it away

Holo · 09-09-2003, 11:38 AM

I hardly ever get morning wood...but I sure have to take a piss every morning. I really don't feel like having to bend halfway over the toile to take a piss so that's good that I don't.

gduventree · 09-09-2003, 12:17 PM

Hmm, I always thought morning wood was your body's way to avoid peeing yourself while sleeping.

mr sticky · 09-09-2003, 12:35 PM

Morning wood is brought on by REM stage of sleep. Every time you are in REM you get wood. Period.

The full bladder makes the wood more stiffy! and last longer.

jimk · 09-09-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by floonine
my grandfather told me it was caused by fairies.

NO WAY, MAN!! NO FAIRIES IN MY DREAMS!!!!!!!
-no homophobia, either.

Quote:

....bladder......blah, blah, blah..........

nope, i think my morning rods are from sex dreams. wait, maybe having to piss gives me sex dreams??????

anyway, it's a bitch trying to pee with a woody, ain't it?

james t kirk · 09-09-2003, 03:24 PM

Yeah, but that would mean every time i have to take a whiz, i should have a hard on and I don't.

I mean there are times when i am just about ready to burst i need to go so bad and no hard on.

(mind you, those pees are almost orgasmic in their release.)

God of Thunder · 09-09-2003, 04:14 PM

Morning wood...one of the many joys of growing older

eagle1 · 09-09-2003, 04:27 PM

I tell ya, my wife likes it when I wake up like that; and if she does, so do I!

mrquackers · 09-09-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
I just thought I'd put up a little funny fact.

Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate.

That is all. Thanks for your time.

You forgot the other fun fact that's related to this.

Emptying that bladder is a bitch-and-a-half when combined with morning wood!

GoldenOuroboros · 09-09-2003, 04:45 PM

it's hard getting up and needing to go.. argh.. stand around and shake the legs abit waiting for the wood to dissapate.. hehe..

Flesh · 09-09-2003, 04:57 PM

haha, good. I'm not the only one who is annoyed with pissing in the morning cause of morning wood.

slimshaydee · 09-09-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by gduventree
Hmm, I always thought morning wood was your body's way to avoid peeing yourself while sleeping.

That's the theory I came up with, cause if I wake up to pee an hour before I get up I dont get a wood when I wake up.

bundy · 09-09-2003, 05:27 PM

morning glory, is really all about pee.
the secrets out.

Hard8s · 09-09-2003, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by mrquackers
You forgot the other fun fact that's related to this.

Emptying that bladder is a bitch-and-a-half when combined with morning wood!

Not if you just hop in the shower. You can pee on the walls if you have to, it all goes down the same drains.

motdakasha · 09-09-2003, 07:12 PM

Hard8s beat me to the point: Use the shower. Urine is actually pretty damn sterile due to the high levels of acidity.

And the whole avoiding peeing in your sleep concept works in unison with the full bladder pressing on the prostate.

AlCap0wn · 09-09-2003, 07:40 PM

re: peeing in the shower

... And it conserves water too.

starbum · 09-09-2003, 08:07 PM

...no wonder I get an erection when I really have to pee....

Battlefield · 09-09-2003, 08:12 PM

I thought it was purely natural? I read somewhere the average man has 45 erections while sleeping.

meff · 09-09-2003, 10:26 PM

I get this sometimes, and yeah I really wish I could 'use' the damn hardon instead of having to piss like mad and then losing it.. Kinda makes it less fun

Sleepyjack · 09-09-2003, 10:53 PM

i hate walking around with morning wood, like evn walking to the shower (about 15 metres) or to the kitchen for a drink. Normally i am in my boxer shorts so it either sticks all the way out, or i have to "half" tuck it in the elastic of my pants and the head sticks out a bit. Its pretty tough... normally i just do a quick runner

Sparhawk · 09-10-2003, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by Hard8s
Not if you just hop in the shower. You can pee on the walls if you have to, it all goes down the same drains.

I'm usually not one to judge, but

EWWWWW.

air45 · 09-10-2003, 06:26 AM

it is my pleasure to chop down the morning wood by the masturbation.

this is near every day for me! i start the day with the smiling face!

Dano069 · 09-10-2003, 06:28 AM

I really don't care what causes it. I enjoy it, my wife enjoys it, who cares what causes it!

Cynthetiq · 09-10-2003, 07:21 AM

heheh hehe... Beavis and Butthead wanted to do a paper on it...

wood.. hehe heh heh

bermuDa · 09-10-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by motdakasha
Hard8s beat me to the point: Use the shower. Urine is actually pretty damn sterile due to the high levels of acidity.

and ammonia content

but really, thanks all for ruining my breakfast erections for me... I always thought that was just his way of saying 'good morning, sleep well?' to me ;[

Redlemon · 09-10-2003, 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by Halx
Would you ever doubt your crazy uncle Hal?

I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...

Averett · 09-10-2003, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by redlemon
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...

Oh man that made ma laugh so hard!

johnnymysto · 09-10-2003, 10:02 AM

Redlemon's right! Hal doesn't get morning wood - he gets morning Sequoia!!!

Just messin, Hal - you know I bow to your superiority.

Halx · 09-10-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by redlemon
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...

this was my good laugh for the day

Sleepyjack · 09-10-2003, 11:06 AM

Does Hal have a huge dick or something?

I may be a little new around here but how come everyone else knows???
i must of missed something...

crfpilot · 09-10-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
I'd definately belive Hal, who has a good reason to be looking into this. He probably can't even roll out of bed in the morning...

....and has to turn the ceiling fan off before going to sleep.

Averett · 09-10-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepyjack
Does Hal have a huge dick or something?

Yes

09-09-2003, 10:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Morning Wood - FYI I just thought I'd put up a little funny fact. Morning Wood is caused by a full bladder pressing against your prostate. That is all. Thanks for your time. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals] Last edited by Halx; 09-09-2003 at 10:30 AM..

09-09-2003, 10:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	my grandfather told me it was caused by fairies. __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

09-09-2003, 10:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Would you ever doubt your crazy uncle Hal? __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

09-09-2003, 11:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
Holo A Real American	I hardly ever get morning wood...but I sure have to take a piss every morning. I really don't feel like having to bend halfway over the toile to take a piss so that's good that I don't. __________________ I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

09-09-2003, 12:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
mr sticky Psycho Location: NC	Morning wood is brought on by REM stage of sleep. Every time you are in REM you get wood. Period. The full bladder makes the wood more stiffy! and last longer. __________________ The sad thing is... as you get older you come to realize that you don't so much pilot your life, as you just try to hold on, in a screaming, defiant ball of white-knuckle anxious fury

09-09-2003, 10:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	Seems like a logical explanation.

09-09-2003, 10:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mango Banned	Bullshit, morning wood is caused by waking up and being male and always horny. If I wake up an hour before my alarm goes off and go for a piss then go back to bed I will still wake up with wood when the alarm goes off.

09-09-2003, 11:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
Realizm Insane Location: A fuzzy cloud.	Need to urinate or not why not enjoy the hard on?

09-09-2003, 11:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	That could be why it is difficult to masturbate it away

09-09-2003, 12:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
gduventree Crazy Location: Vancouver	Hmm, I always thought morning wood was your body's way to avoid peeing yourself while sleeping.

09-09-2003, 03:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	Yeah, but that would mean every time i have to take a whiz, i should have a hard on and I don't. I mean there are times when i am just about ready to burst i need to go so bad and no hard on. (mind you, those pees are almost orgasmic in their release.)

09-09-2003, 04:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Morning wood...one of the many joys of growing older __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

09-09-2003, 04:27 PM	#16 (permalink)
eagle1 Insane Location: Foothills of the Cascade Mtns.	I tell ya, my wife likes it when I wake up like that; and if she does, so do I!

09-09-2003, 04:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	it's hard getting up and needing to go.. argh.. stand around and shake the legs abit waiting for the wood to dissapate.. hehe.. __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

09-09-2003, 04:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, good. I'm not the only one who is annoyed with pissing in the morning cause of morning wood.

09-09-2003, 05:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	morning glory, is really all about pee. the secrets out. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-09-2003, 07:12 PM	#23 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Hard8s beat me to the point: Use the shower. Urine is actually pretty damn sterile due to the high levels of acidity. And the whole avoiding peeing in your sleep concept works in unison with the full bladder pressing on the prostate. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

09-09-2003, 08:07 PM	#25 (permalink)
starbum Tilted	...no wonder I get an erection when I really have to pee....

09-09-2003, 08:12 PM	#26 (permalink)
Battlefield Crazy	I thought it was purely natural? I read somewhere the average man has 45 erections while sleeping.

09-09-2003, 10:26 PM	#27 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	I get this sometimes, and yeah I really wish I could 'use' the damn hardon instead of having to piss like mad and then losing it.. Kinda makes it less fun __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-09-2003, 10:53 PM	#28 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	i hate walking around with morning wood, like evn walking to the shower (about 15 metres) or to the kitchen for a drink. Normally i am in my boxer shorts so it either sticks all the way out, or i have to "half" tuck it in the elastic of my pants and the head sticks out a bit. Its pretty tough... normally i just do a quick runner

09-10-2003, 06:26 AM	#30 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	it is my pleasure to chop down the morning wood by the masturbation. this is near every day for me! i start the day with the smiling face!

09-10-2003, 06:28 AM	#31 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	I really don't care what causes it. I enjoy it, my wife enjoys it, who cares what causes it! __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

09-10-2003, 07:21 AM	#32 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	heheh hehe... Beavis and Butthead wanted to do a paper on it... wood.. hehe heh heh __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

09-10-2003, 10:02 AM	#36 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	Redlemon's right! Hal doesn't get morning wood - he gets morning Sequoia!!! Just messin, Hal - you know I bow to your superiority. __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

09-10-2003, 11:06 AM	#38 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Does Hal have a huge dick or something? I may be a little new around here but how come everyone else knows??? i must of missed something...