riptide4070

well, that clears up a few questions

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NoseyJoe

Thats a fantastic fact! I always just assumed it was due to the fact that I routinely dream about hot chicks having sex with me ;-P

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Hoosier couple

It's time for todays physics lesson.
The true definition of the term" Torque"

When you try to pee with morning wood and you push down on your woody and your heals raise off of the floor.

That is the true definition of torque

Getao

I pee before I go to bed normally... so morning wood is a blessing or a curse depending on how I feel when I wake up in the morning with it

illesturban

hmmm I had read a while back that it was caused by rapid eye movement while you are sleeping *shrug* now I'm confused; lol.

ariekitten

Morning wood is great.....enjoy it....

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ally

what a fairie!!

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QuasiMojo

Erections.

Directions pointing north.

A Boner in the morn
should be sported
northerly.

Up is the way you
sprout your
glorious, jacked up meat.

clutch it
or have some warm, soft flesh
relieve its hellish pressure.

/not no high queue.

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frozenstellar

i find i last a lot longer with a morning wood. its still good sex, but things take longer to realise whats going on before they all jump ship. both i and the gf love it. been woken up at 5am before because she's realised that he's up, therefor i shall also be up.

Bigt6909

wow there go all the myths

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manmanman

if it were caused by full bladder...u would get it conistantly during the day was well...i don't see many guys walking into the bathroom with a boner...do u?

Unga

Oh, those silly fairies

BoomTruck

Go find the song 'Morning Wood' by Rodney Carrington

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Yuiop

Interesting. But I'd have to disagree.

I get morning wood either way. Full bladder or not :P

jazzwyld

Nothing like pitching Tent in the morning

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HYEHORSE

funny you mention that. i find myself having to walk around for a while when i get up so i don't urinate all over my face, but i never knew one had anything to do with the other.

WarWagon

Morning wood? You mean it goes down at other times during the day?

Shady

holy crap. today i got up and the freakin thing wouldn't go down for 25 minutes! i couldn't even leave my room to go take a shower cuz i'm in a dorm with a communal bathroom. that shit was scary. it usually disappers in a minute or two.

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water_boy1999

This is the funniest thread I have EVER read. Does it even belong here ot Tilted Humor???

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mastboyx

so there is no morning wood fairy?!?! :S

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You can say that again...

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Flyguy

me too

Carno

I rarely get morning wood....

I usually lay around for 5-10 mins before actually getting up, so maybe I'm just not aware of it.

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Great_White

God, this is so bad... You've all made me really want to see another mans penis now...

sigh....

Ill be a big boy one day and be able to visit the exhabition forum. Hopefully i'll have forgoten by then, i really dont want to be jealous.

ruggerp11

my only contribution to this thread is that my old roomate woke up next to his girlfriend the other day with raging morning wood. The following exchange took place:

Him:"Hey Renee, do you know what the best way to get rid of morning wood is?"
Her:"uhh, no?" (serious)
Him: "Here, let me show you" (mounts girlfriend)
Her: O!

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Latch

Morning wood is a bitch. I stumble out of bed to the toilet... try to point it downwards... start peing... boom.. there's a steady stream of pee hitting the side wall. I stop it... practically killing myself with the pain it's causing.. and lean over the toilet... bit better.. but somehow it still ends up on the floor to start with. I've yet to find a flawless solution.

And yeah, I washed the bathroom wall/floor

The shower's an interesting idea...

dplammers

When I was younger I remember the easiest way to take a piss with a hard on was sit on the toilet and lean forward so you would'n't have to bend your dick so far.

Slauncha Man

Ever do that and accidentally dip your head in the water? That is cold. Very cold. Though it tends to solve the problem.

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bookerV

I love morning wood when waking up next to a sexy lady. Most of the time it leads to a very nice kickstart to the day. However when waking up alone it just means I had better not walk around corners too quickly. I've nailed myself a couple of times against a wall/corner when being groggy and walking around like an ape not watching where I was going... ouch!!

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xim

i never had a problem (sometimes i wake up 2 or 3 times and do this and go back to sleep)

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