so there is no morning wood fairy?!?! :S

You can say that again...

me too

I rarely get morning wood....

I usually lay around for 5-10 mins before actually getting up, so maybe I'm just not aware of it.

God, this is so bad... You've all made me really want to see another mans penis now...

sigh....

Ill be a big boy one day and be able to visit the exhabition forum. Hopefully i'll have forgoten by then, i really dont want to be jealous. :p

my only contribution to this thread is that my old roomate woke up next to his girlfriend the other day with raging morning wood. The following exchange took place:

Him:"Hey Renee, do you know what the best way to get rid of morning wood is?"
Her:"uhh, no?" (serious)
Him: "Here, let me show you" (mounts girlfriend)
Her: O!

Morning wood is a bitch. I stumble out of bed to the toilet... try to point it downwards... start peing... boom.. there's a steady stream of pee hitting the side wall. I stop it... practically killing myself with the pain it's causing.. and lean over the toilet... bit better.. but somehow it still ends up on the floor to start with. I've yet to find a flawless solution.

And yeah, I washed the bathroom wall/floor ;)

The shower's an interesting idea...

When I was younger I remember the easiest way to take a piss with a hard on was sit on the toilet and lean forward so you would'n't have to bend your dick so far.

Ever do that and accidentally dip your head in the water? That is cold. Very cold. Though it tends to solve the problem.

I love morning wood when waking up next to a sexy lady. Most of the time it leads to a very nice kickstart to the day. However when waking up alone it just means I had better not walk around corners too quickly. I've nailed myself a couple of times against a wall/corner when being groggy and walking around like an ape not watching where I was going... ouch!! :(

i never had a problem (sometimes i wake up 2 or 3 times and do this and go back to sleep)