Let's see it. :lol:

I thought it was just like a natural kick-stand, to keep you from falling off the bed in your sleep.

You can see it for yourself when you get members access or whatever its called :-)

I've got members access, although he (Hal) hasn't been turning up to the club meetings we've been having so i didn't know about it.

ahh bad joke..sorry.

I could swear that I was taught that you cannot physically urinate with an erection. There's a muscle that prevents the urinary tract from having anything to do with the seminal one.

It's certainly true for me. I can't urinate with an erection if I tried...

It depends on what the erection is caused by. If it's a sexual erection you're right, but if its just mornin' wood you can right your name on the wall. Try it!

I was under the impression that morning wood was caused by your body waking up and starting to pump blood at a faster rate. The extra blood flow brings about an erection.

The other reason I heard was that it's just a natural occurence during REM sleep, and it just lasts til you wake up.

Though personally, i more often then not wake up without an erection, but when i go to stretch, that's when it starts poppin up. Makes sense with the whole increase blood flow activity I stated above.

The full bladder against the prostate thing doesn't make sense. Wouldn't we have an erection every time we had to pee but couldn't? Not saying you're wrong, just trying to get clarity.

Yeah, i am not too srue about this. In a lecture today, i really needed to take a piss (for about 45 minutes) and i was hoping i wouldn't get a hard on cause of this phenonoma(sp?)
Although it didn't eventuate....

Still a little skeptical myself. I thought it more had to do with that guys think about sex about every 5 minutes so there is a large probability that they will have an erection at any given time. Even the morning :p

If you are still missing it, the post is Hal's Greatest Hits. I'm personally very comfortable with my length, but those pictures are enough to cause jeolousy in anyone.

The latest opinion I've seen in a medical journal (not that I read those really often) is that it's caused by hormone level fluctuations during sleep.

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Uh-huh. YOU try explaining to Yoshi why I'm standing in the shower taking a leak right after she had the cleaners come over and work overtime on the bathroom.

Good luck.

I'll just stand over here and watch.

(Gonna need a beer. This should be good!) :)




(Oh crap. Beer. Gotta pee again.)

This crazy mofo cracks me up every time.

my girlfriend calls it a convenience :D

Me too... it's engrish.com all over again :D

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Really i thought it had to do something with sex.

Of course, there are a lot of theories. Your body cycles through a high and low hormones phase, one each every 12 hours. It is also related to REM sleep as noted above.

There's a lot of theories about this... I've heard a lot of these before, but who knows who's the right one eh? All I know is I don't wake up with wood that much. Maybe good for me?

Erm, check out *Halx's Greatest Hits* in the Exhibition Forum.
He is jaw-droppingly endowed (pun intended). :eek:

I thought it was caused by not having enough orgasms before going to sleep. 8 is about right. Get to work, people!

As far as I was aware morning wood is like part of your self test maintence program.

One of the questions they ask you when checking to se whether impotence is physical or mental is do you get morning wood. If the answer is yes then we are heading towards mental.

Also you get more morning wood than you are aware of, its so common than you don't always realise its there, unless you are Halx and start knocking chairs over whilst walking around n stuff

I have Woody every morning :<.. sometimes its a pain. I piss like twice while i am sleeping. NO NOT IN MY BED!! I get up. But when its time to wake up. I have wood. But at least it makes it easy to shave in the morning.


Ciao.

lol thanks halx

my morning wood usually lasts for like an hour after i get up....sometimes more

it is weird taking a leak in the morning with wood, that's all i can say :D

Dont know much about it.. I like taking advantage of it!!!!! Wooooohoo

ha, i never knew or discovered that exhibition forum before. I don't know why???

maybe because I couldnt find it?

(yes, yes, I know why and Im not asking why, I just wish I could see it)

Yeah, morning wood is kinda annoying. Im always worried it'll hang out of the sheets and give the roommate an unnecessary good-morning salute.

Interesting ... I have to echo the sentiments of those that felt that it was just a simple "good morning, sleep well?" from my Johnson.

Well, I stretch first thing in the morning when I wake up... not much different on that scale. :)

yay! mornin wood

Say it again, Reverend!

Ha ha, I laughed out loud on that one.

-Lasereth

haha i never knew that

just...reaaaaaaally high on the wall

ha! Thank you for the fact.

My problem is that there is not enough skin left to have both
a woody and keep your eyes closed.....the damn thing starts
throbbing and my eyes start popping open....

Hey, would I lie to you...:D

I heard you get an erection so you dont pee yourself... the same way you cant pee when you have a hard-on in the middle of sex!

When my hubby and I are on different sleeping schedules, I notice he usually has quite a few erections throughout the night up until he wakes up. It doesn't seem to matter if he has peed right before he went to bed or not. Plus, he doesn't always have to pee when he wakes up (when he hasn't drank enough water the day before, tsk tsk) so maybe it's different for different guys. hmm

pee later.
never pass up the use of a good hard-on.

So...it's not because the dog licks my balls then? Oh...

:lol: that episode was funny as hell...