09-06-2003, 08:08 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Poison
Location: Canada
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Paranoid.......
First..I am not sure if this should be here, It has to do with sex...Please move if necessary. Thanks.
...About an offer that a friend of mine made to me. I was talking with her last night and this lucky girl got a brand new car for her birthday...Now we are kinda like F*ck Buddies, And she wants to Christian her car with me...I have no problem with that. But what i do have a problem with is where were going to do it, And I do not want to get caught doing it...I have had sex in a car with my last girlfriend, But her windows in her car were tinted pretty dark...So I wasn't worried. But this girls windows are not tinted...When it comes to certain things I am a paranoid person...This is one of those things, It's not that I would be ashamed of getting a piece. I am not turning the offer down...I just don't want to get caught. I already know that most are going to reply saying "Go to a secluded area" or something along those lines. Apparently she already has the "Perfect Spot" So I was like...Cool. It's just the luck I have been having lately, I will probably get caught by a fucking cop or something retarded. |
09-06-2003, 08:12 AM | #2 (permalink) |
My future is coming on
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I've always thought part of the fun was the risk of getting caught. But if you're uncomfortable with the spot, or the possibility of getting caught, tell her.
And I'm pretty sure it's "christen"
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09-06-2003, 08:20 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Poison
Location: Canada
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Thanks lurkette...
I dig this girl alot, She's a sweetheart...And I know that she loves taking risks like this...Like you said lurkette, Half the fun is knowing you may get caught, So I am going to just keep my mouth shut...And make sure she enjoy's it...I will try to block it out of my head. Who knows, It could turn out to be the best sex I have had yet....But I know it will be floating in the back of my mind. |
09-06-2003, 08:40 AM | #4 (permalink) |
DILLIGAF
Location: AZ
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most cops will just tell you to take it else where. unless your doin it at a school during hours. just try to do it at night. i got caught by a highway patrol. he thought we were broke down all he said was take the access road out a little further.
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09-06-2003, 10:50 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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if you're both over 18 then all should be fine. When I was 17 i was with a girl that was 16. We werent having sex, but we were making out, and I was getting my fingers messy. Anyways, this cop pulled up, and made me get out of the truck and put my hands on the hood of his car, then made me wait as he called her parents and had her dad come pick her up. We werent allowed to go out after dark by ourselves for awhile after that.
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09-06-2003, 09:25 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Long Beach CA
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What are you waiting for?! I'm sure she already has the place staked out, but there is really no worries. blade02 makes a good point about the age thing. Still, most cops don't give a crap, and they'll just tell you to go home or something. Seriously, don't worry!!!
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09-07-2003, 10:47 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Poison
Location: Canada
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She lives just outside of the city, I guess were going down some country back road...So I am not really that paranoid anymore...
I talked to her last night...She said how bad do I want it...Obviously I want it, She was like lets just let you build the urge up and then we'll go for it....10 seconds after she said that, The urge was already there, She said she will come pick me up and we'll go over to my buddy's place and party a bit then go. I can't wait...This is gonna kill me, She loves doing this to me...But the sex usually turns out to be incredible, I just hate how she teases me...Actually...No I don't. |
09-07-2003, 11:23 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Location: the phoenix metro
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wow... that's some rough life you lead, buddy.
live it up, have some fun, and give us all teh gory details afterwards. and yes, you want to christen the car, not christian it. if you're christian'ing it, the only thing she'll be doing on her knees is praying.
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09-08-2003, 08:46 AM | #11 (permalink) |
is Nucking Futs!
Location: On the edge of sanity
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Take a blanket or light sheet with you to cover yourselves. My wife and I (girlfriend at the time) used to make love in the car on side streets or at a park. We took a blanket along and never had a problem. We did get kicked out of Marquette Park (in Chicago) once. We both fell asleep, me with my pants down. Suddenly, there was a light in the window. What does Dano do? That's right, opens the window WITHOUT first pulling his pants up! STOOPID! The cops were not amused. Luckily, the wife and I were of age so no calls to mommy and daddy. The worst part? We weren't even doing the deed back then. It was all oral sex. We were kicked out of the park for life.
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