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Old 09-04-2003, 05:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ten Benefits of Sexual Activity

Like any of us need an excuse, right?!?!


1. Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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No wonder my hair looks like shit, I'm in a crappy mood, and my nose is all stuffed up.

Will somebody please have sex with me? I wanna be healthy too!
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Interesting list.

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If you take that attitude to the street, 99% of guys would sleep with you. :P
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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My luck, I'd only want to be with that 1%!!
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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true, lol.

Sorry to hear your predicament and better luck in the future
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Ten Benefits of Sexual Activity

As I recon this sounds like something from Cosmo ... let's take a closer look...

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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
Depends from person to person in my opinion and also from meal to meal... If you have a cheese meal (sth like pizza, raclette, fondue, ...), it can be very hard to burn up those calories

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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
yeah well, safe ... if you do it like my grandparents maybe. I've heard stories of teared muscles (well, not actually muscles, just a kind of spunge tissue who takes up alot of blood), cramps etc etc.
It's one of the most enjoyable sports, true, but the safest .... think chess or golf are still safer.

The rest of the things sound pretty reasonable ... but as i'm not an expert on the field of pheromones .. can't tell if it's true or not
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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how about this: it feels great!
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Good list
and true too!
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Old 09-04-2003, 11:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Troit, Great list!!! I am e-mailing it to my wife right now!!!
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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so have the above points been proven in some scientific study?

All sounds wondergul...i always life to know the source of where things come from though.

Sex definitely does make one feel good though....no studies needed to conclude that....thanks for the post.
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Old 09-04-2003, 04:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Very interesting read ^_^ Great post!
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Great reasons---just read them to my wife--

She still said "NO--you have had yours this month--"

grumpy bitch--
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Old 09-04-2003, 08:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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well time to go do #2,3,4,8,9 and 10
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Old 09-04-2003, 11:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Ten Benefits of Sexual Activity

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It's one of the most enjoyable sports, true, but the safest .... think chess or golf are still safer.
Chess, yes. Nah, golfers are more likely to be struck by lightning than any other sports person. Then there are other factors like flying balls and golf carts..
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:41 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Damn... if the results from my physical come back and aren't good, I'm blaming it on the lack of sex... Christmas can't come soon enough!
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Old 09-05-2003, 07:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wow that's a great list... and I never heard about sex being a natural antihistamine hehe
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Old 09-06-2003, 08:20 AM   #18 (permalink)
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cool didn't know that at all. thx
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Old 09-07-2003, 12:09 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Ten Benefits of Sexual Activity

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It's one of the most enjoyable sports, true, but the safest .... think chess or golf are still safer.
Taking into consideration that chess and golf are not sports, i'll accept this to be true anyway.

For me personally, though, a headache gets WORSE if i have one and have sex. That's likely just me though.

good posting!
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