Mushroom Stamping
 

Have you ever been mushroom stamped, or mushroom stamped somebody else?

For those of you unfamiliar with this bizarre male ritual (often (hopefully) involving a lot of beer before hand), it is the process of taking ones penis and slapping a (generally) sleeping person's forehead with it until there is a red penis-shaped (similar in nature to the shape of a mushroom, hence the name) mark on them.

I don't think I could ever bring myself to commit this atrocity, as humorous as it sounds. Questions I have though:
1. Is it better to be limp or erect?
2. Is it better to just use your hand to swing it, or get some sort of full-body twist?
3. If you are hitting the person hard enough to make a red mark, wouldn't that hurt? Is this hazardous?

Tell all you can! Spare no detail!

:lol: oo==o :confused:

To clarify question 3, would this be bad for the penis? (I'm sure the sleeping person would be fine, aside from the shock of being woken up by a penis slapping their forehead)

I think I'll abstain from this act. :/

Have you ever slapped someone so hard it left a red mark? I have and I know it takes a lot of force to leave a mark. I can't imagine that as healthy or safe for the penis! It seems like you could pop it or rip some tissue.
This kind of leads into your first question, limp or erect? Well, you can't get the kind of leverage with a limp dick, so I'd imagine erect.
As for the second question, you would probably need to use some sort of stabilizing aid to cockslap someone, but this goes back to my first point about possibly injuring yourself. (That sort of answers the last question as well.)

I don't think it's possible.

Edit: I spelled it's without the apostrophe.

It usually happens during oral sex, while the party who is giving accidentaly draws their head back too far, allowing the penis to exit the mouth, and slams their head back down, leaving a large mushroom-shaped welt on the cheek.

MrSelfDestruct: Mushroom stamping, at least in its traditional form, is always a voluntary act, at least from the view point of the stamper. Of course though, it should be a complete surprise to the other person: not only is not a sex thing, but it is generally done (bear in mind i have only heard about this from two people, yet they are two complete strangers who live many hundreds of miles apart) between two heterosexual guys, as a practical joke.

Take it easy! I have heard of mushroom stamping being done in a sexul encounter and as a practical joke. There's no reason it can't be either, now is there, boys?

get a rubber penis shaped dildo... ya can hit em pretty hard... maybe even leave a mushroom bruise!

have seen it done two ways, saw a guy put a little musturd on his dick and do it and as said directly above this post. it was more funny with the dildo because the dude got hit so hard and watching the attacker get chased with a didlo in his hand and running down the street by a guy with a dickhead imprint on his forehead.

funny stuff...guess you had to be there

Omg this is the first I've heard of mushroom stamping, lmao, I've heard of 'teabagging' though.

Just get a Sharpie and draw a penis on the guy's forehead. No damage is done to your penis.

hahaha, this is hilarious :D
wellll... hitting your dick in someones forehead.. hmm. if the person you are doing this on is suposed to be sleeping, wount he wake up right away by feeling an intese patting on his head? it wount leave a mark after just one swing.. will it ?

Yeah, there's another reason the Sharpie idea is better.
Besides, who wants a forhead-shaped red mark on their penis?

Actually, the dildo approach does seem much more feasible. But seriously, who comes up with this stuff in the first place?

Sorry if I sounded too critical in previous replies - my mind get's weird in the wee hours of the morning, which is usually why I start these sorta threads in the first place.

Hmm... count me out.

I'll pass

I would bet a lot of these kinds of things first happen at college parties, and more specifically frats.

You'd have to whip your dick across his head pretty hard to make a red mark on his head... I honestly don't think it could do any damage to your penis though. I'd be more worried about getting enough acceleration on my penis to actually leave a mark after impact.

When I was in college, the football players used to get prospective students drunk and wait til they passed out. Then they'd whip their dicks out, stick them in the prospective's ear and take a picture. When/if the guy showed up the next year, they make copies and post them in his locker.

Oh yeah, these guys won 3 games in my 4 years there, so they had lots of problems.

This thread is ridiculous, but funny. I've heard of the famed "mushroom tattoo", but never given one, think it would be funny as hell.

I think it's just another name for "schlong whip" ???

This has to be one of the most ridiculous threads I've read in months.

Never did like dem mushrooms.....

"You hit her pretty hard, RicK"

Only on TFP.....only on TFP.....

wow, heard of probably about everything except this one... learn somethin new every day though ;)

uh, if you smacked someone hard enough with your dong to cause a red mark, that must do much worse things to your poor wang.. :(

I think the victim of this has to be passed out drunk to pull this off without putting your penis in danger of instant retaliation. I don't know if it can actually leave a mark, but it makes a nice polaroid to show the sleeping person the next morning.

havent heard of the mushroom thing, saw "the brain" in action though

hmm, i never thought ppl actually did that, i just use this saying to ppl when im joking around with them


"ima mushroom stamp your forehead, and send you to australia...:P)

*adds to list of things to do to passed-out drunks*

yeah, i wouldnt go around hitting anything other than pussy, with my cock. I would definitely be too concerned with hurting it.

Now that would make for an embarrassing story, eh?
Yeah, so you hurt your cock? YOu must have be givin it to some chick hard?

....um, actually i hurt it by slapping my cock on some guys forehead as hard as i could.

This does not sound fun ......but funny, perhaps....if its not your penis...or your forehead.