Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing) - Page 5 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

thebeat · 08-11-2004, 01:12 PM

I can honestly say I do not have one, perhaps its something to think about..

MageB420666 · 08-11-2004, 06:57 PM

B.o.b. for Big On Boobies.
As you can tell I really like breasts.

mrblue · 08-11-2004, 08:19 PM

Well, this comes from a joke on the subject that I heard a long time ago. I can't remember the joke, but the name has stuck:

Oscar

(no, not Oscar the Grouch!)

TheWalkinDude · 01-11-2005, 11:53 AM

Clive. Plain and simple. I have a boring penis.

Nancy · 01-11-2005, 12:49 PM

we call it "him", all personifying it, because it does have a mind of its own ya know

Willravel · 01-11-2005, 02:56 PM

*The Enterprise*
Giving new meaning to saying:
"Engage."
"Let's see what's out there..."
"FIRE MR. WORF!!"
"Boldy going where NO man has gone before..."

Shizukana · 01-12-2005, 07:35 AM

Our genitalia are referred to as "him" and "her" typically... works for us.

Casdin · 01-18-2005, 02:32 AM

My fiancee named mine. Kaiser Soze (sp?). I don't know why, I don't think she does either.

I hope Kevin Spacey is proud...

Dizzet · 01-18-2005, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

For those of you having a hard time coming up with a name for your penis... I give you...

The Penis nAme Generator

uhmm well now it got a name... Damn its funky...
Pinky the Wriggly Jiggly Little Willy

fatboss · 01-18-2005, 03:56 AM

Mine is lovingly called 'That'

As in "You're not putting THAT anywhere near me tonight"

Hardknock · 01-18-2005, 09:44 PM

she calls it big woody...

munchen · 01-18-2005, 09:58 PM

My ex called it Galackticus. kinda glad that's over....

Ambiguity · 01-18-2005, 10:11 PM

She calls it (usually while grabbing it) "MINE!"

:-)

Stick · 01-18-2005, 10:28 PM

Haven't named my cock. My brother is hung like a donkey and calls his "Arnie".

TNJ4555 · 01-19-2005, 04:18 PM

Richard
or Dick for short

drakers · 01-19-2005, 08:14 PM

Yeah I named it Paco...don't ask why.

KungFuGuy · 01-19-2005, 09:31 PM

'the pain inflictor' is the only nickname its ever had. it was named thus when doggy style allowed the penetration to be to deep for her.

thebeat · 01-20-2005, 06:36 AM

My Tralala

indebut · 01-21-2005, 12:29 PM

my wife somehow ended up calling mine "pepe"...don't recall how, but it's kind of amusing now. i

drewpy · 01-21-2005, 02:25 PM

Henry ... In college I tried to introdce him to as many people as I could

My college GF (now wife) named her "alter ego" so to speak, Veronica. From that point the question was, if we were to go on a date, would it end as a double date, with Henry and Veronica getting together along with us ...

There were even times when "Veronica" would be so brazen as to ask "Henry" to come and play ...

Justsomeguy · 01-21-2005, 06:21 PM

Paddington or Il Bringer della mia pace interna

someoneelse · 01-23-2005, 01:15 AM

My Girl calls it "Jr."

08-11-2004, 01:12 PM	#161 (permalink)
thebeat Insane Location: Deep South	I can honestly say I do not have one, perhaps its something to think about.. __________________ random

08-11-2004, 06:57 PM	#162 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	B.o.b. for Big On Boobies. As you can tell I really like breasts. __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

01-11-2005, 12:49 PM	#165 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	we call it "him", all personifying it, because it does have a mind of its own ya know __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-12-2005, 07:35 AM	#167 (permalink)
Shizukana Insane Location: Plano, TX	Our genitalia are referred to as "him" and "her" typically... works for us. __________________ "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

01-18-2005, 03:56 AM	#170 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	Mine is lovingly called 'That' As in "You're not putting THAT anywhere near me tonight" __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

08-11-2004, 08:19 PM	#163 (permalink)
mrblue Upright	Well, this comes from a joke on the subject that I heard a long time ago. I can't remember the joke, but the name has stuck: Oscar (no, not Oscar the Grouch!)

01-11-2005, 11:53 AM	#164 (permalink)
TheWalkinDude Crazy	Clive. Plain and simple. I have a boring penis.

01-11-2005, 02:56 PM	#166 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	The Enterprise Giving new meaning to saying: "Engage." "Let's see what's out there..." "FIRE MR. WORF!!" "Boldy going where NO man has gone before..."

01-18-2005, 02:32 AM	#168 (permalink)
Casdin Upright	My fiancee named mine. Kaiser Soze (sp?). I don't know why, I don't think she does either. I hope Kevin Spacey is proud...

01-18-2005, 09:44 PM	#171 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	she calls it big woody...

01-18-2005, 09:58 PM	#172 (permalink)
munchen Crazy Location: Sudbury, Ontario	My ex called it Galackticus. kinda glad that's over.... __________________ "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun" -Matt Groening

01-18-2005, 10:11 PM	#173 (permalink)
Ambiguity Tilted	She calls it (usually while grabbing it) "MINE!" :-)

01-18-2005, 10:28 PM	#174 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Haven't named my cock. My brother is hung like a donkey and calls his "Arnie". __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

01-19-2005, 04:18 PM	#175 (permalink)
TNJ4555 Tilted Location: Jersey	Richard or Dick for short

01-19-2005, 08:14 PM	#176 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	Yeah I named it Paco...don't ask why.

01-23-2005, 01:15 AM	#182 (permalink)
someoneelse Insane	My Girl calls it "Jr." __________________ someone else....?

01-19-2005, 09:31 PM	#177 (permalink)
KungFuGuy Insane	'the pain inflictor' is the only nickname its ever had. it was named thus when doggy style allowed the penetration to be to deep for her.

01-20-2005, 06:36 AM	#178 (permalink)
thebeat Insane Location: Deep South	My Tralala __________________ random

01-21-2005, 12:29 PM	#179 (permalink)
indebut Crazy Location: Ohio	my wife somehow ended up calling mine "pepe"...don't recall how, but it's kind of amusing now. i

01-21-2005, 02:25 PM	#180 (permalink)
drewpy Crazy Location: Chicago-ish	Henry ... In college I tried to introdce him to as many people as I could My college GF (now wife) named her "alter ego" so to speak, Veronica. From that point the question was, if we were to go on a date, would it end as a double date, with Henry and Veronica getting together along with us ... There were even times when "Veronica" would be so brazen as to ask "Henry" to come and play ... __________________ "Once made equal to a man, woman becomes his superior." Socrates

01-21-2005, 06:21 PM	#181 (permalink)
Justsomeguy Insane	Paddington or Il Bringer della mia pace interna