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Old 04-23-2003, 05:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Shooting, eh, man juice

Hey all. Been reading the forums for some time, first time posting through. Wife and I are interested in getting me to have a "money shot," but having trouble getting some of that porno distance. Can get around some shooting action, but wondering how in the world they can in those movies a) ejaculate so much, and b) get some massive distance. Pointers?

Thanks. Keep up the good work.
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well,
a. viagra:-p
b. i find that the stop-and-go approach lets me ejaculate more (also i find if i have an erection longer prior to ejaculation more comes out)

but really the people who get porn shoots arent your average Joe so i wouldnt worry about it.
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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http://www.volume-pills.co.nz/sperm/

That should do it
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i've heard viagra or just don't choke the chicken before you see her.
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I would say the "stop and go" method works well, but I would call it something more along the lines of "keeping you on the brink" for as long as possible. It works wonders. Heheee. The longer, the better.

This would entail stimulation until you're about to hit the "point of no return" and then stopping. And you get to that point over and over and over. When you finally reach orgasm, it's going to be quite intense, depending on how long you do the whole stop n go thing.
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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stimulation over a protracted period of time will lend distance, as well as volume. be dramatic!
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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drinking lot's of water before, helps also
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Also, if you're squeezing your PC muscle to give yourself a more intense orgasm, that can "put a squeeze" on the flow - relax and just let it happen.
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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stay as stimulated as you can for as long as you can prior to release. and of course lots of practice is always good.
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I find holding till the peak of climax gives me the best distance.
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I find waiting 48 hours between each session and drinking lots of water or juice gives the best amount/distance. Having sex constantly diminishes the amount of sperm you have, so no matter what you do during intercourse, you'll eventually... er... run dry. Therefore, give yourself time.
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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stop beating off 4 times a day man!!! you're forcing your cock into the dry heaves!
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Old 04-24-2003, 03:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'll give some of your suggestions a try, thanks.

What, noone thinks my wife will go for an in-house fluffer? Come on, people!
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Old 04-24-2003, 03:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Good luck mate
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I once shot out like 3 feet. It was crazy. Simply crazy. It was after a week without any.
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Don't jerk it or have sex for a week and eat lots of protein in the mean time. Then see what happens.

By the way, nice to see your wife is a player
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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As already suggested get to the point where you're just about to blow then stop just before you do. Do this a few times and then there she blows!
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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A few times I shot it 5 or 6 feet. I belive it was because I held it for a long time during sex. It was pretty cool.
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Not having an orgasm for at least a week always gives me more distance but, it's not easy.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:39 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I one time was rubbing against my wife's (then my girlfriend's) belly, and I shot SQUARE UP HER NOSE!

We were both very surprised. She, in particular, was VERY surprised.
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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temporary abstinance followed by the stop- go method described above will work wonders
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:26 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I was banging my wife on one time,missionary style, when I pulled out and shot my load over the top of her head. It hit the mirror inside of the headboard at least 6 inches above her head. If there was nothing to stop it from traveling theres no telling how far it could have gone.
Also, this one time my girl was giving me a handjob as I was lying on my back on the bed. When I came I shot half of my load in my eye. My own eye! That sucked.
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Try this..get right to the brink and as your ready to cum sqeeze your head stopping the eqaculation for about 3 seconds then then release.After a little practice you should be good for 4 to 5 feet.
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Old 04-27-2003, 02:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Try squeezing off the head just as you start to shoot the pearl juice then let go quickly. That should increase your swimmers velocity!
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:11 AM   #25 (permalink)
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And also,don't be too damn cocky with your new found thrill.Chicks will get as much of a kick out of it as you do,but remember high fives and victory hoots(WHOO HOOO) may relegate your squirt sessions to the privacy of yourself.
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Old 04-28-2003, 01:56 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I was wondering how squeezing your head would help distance. Does getting a headache distract you for a moment and let the little swimmers build up[ some velocity? Would a really tight hat do the trick?
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:44 PM   #27 (permalink)
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as many other guys have said, puting off orgasm seems to make a difference. I have no idea whatsoever as to how far the average males shoots for (anyone mind sharing?) but it does indeed seem to farther and more quantity when you wait awhile before getting off next.

i average 8 inches to two feet, and i usuaslly come once every two days or more. on a few occasions i've gone four to five days with no further distancing. yet the other day i ended up going _much_ further than anticpated and i had come the night before.
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Try putting a towel over your stiffy and lifting it up and down. That is strengthening the muscle which busts the juice. Once you have a good amount of control over it try squeezing that muscle prior to ejaculation. The longer you hold it the further youll shoot and it feels damn good too. Also the longer you maintain sex the further it will shoot. put the two together and you got yourself some distance. dont stop with just the distance though flexing this muscle is the key to prolonging orgasm and the mythical mutual.
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I can't remember the name of the technique ya use, but it's just squeezing and holding the muscle that does all the action. If you're healthy down there you should be able to do 300 contractions, holding each one for 2 seconds.

Works for me
Ya last alot longer too
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:36 PM   #30 (permalink)
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A few times I shot it 5 or 6 feet. I belive it was because I held it for a long time during sex. It was pretty cool.
I don't know why but for some reason I fkn lost it after I read you describing it as "pretty cool"
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:33 AM   #31 (permalink)
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GoldenOuroboros, that method is called doing "Kegles" and it works like a charm. I never tried it for a long period of time, but like many have mentioned above, I had a particularly long distance once. I had just pulled out of my wife and didn't want to come. I held my PC muscle as long as I could, but I couldn't hold back the orgasm. I shot her in the face (hitting chin & left eye) with my penis resting on her pubic region. Some even went all the way past her and onto the headboard.
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:10 PM   #32 (permalink)
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cant stop laughing! and i thought i was the only one wondering how they shoot that far.

abstinence with stop n go works for me...

just make sure you're not pointing at your face..

remember kiddies: Safety First!
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Old 05-15-2003, 08:30 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I read somewhere that it helps if you almost orgasm.. then stop and wait for like 30min.... then you will shoot farther!
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Old 05-18-2003, 10:22 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Bring yourself off, almost to the point of no return about an hour before you have sex. The go at it for as long as possible before you come.

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