Bent Penis
 

K, some people might find this funny, so did i, but i'm getting worried, i used to wear tight underwear and my wang was always bent to one side, now it seems to always bend to one side, i'm sure how normal this is, are there straightening exercises i can do or some shit? :(

mine too

love,
h2g2fan

Maybe others can give you more info but I know that is normal and lots of guys are bent slightly in one direction or another. As long as it isnt a severe bend it is nothing to worry about.

It can be caused, among other things, by scar tissue on one side which will not expand as much as the normal skin on the penis. This causes one side to "grow" less than the otherside producing a curve.

Like I said, maybe others will have more info but unless it is really severe perfectly normal.

Really, is it a problem, does effect your sex life?

your penis is your penis
if it bends, then that's the way it is
unless you get surgery, you better start calling yourself captain hook
also wanted to note that bending is NOT a result of wearing tight undies or masturbating, it's just your genes... or an imperfect circumcision

yeh i agree with badflsh with the theory that if u hav to much scar tissue on one side i can infact slow down the growth rate and cause ur dick to bend!

i belive if you have a bent penis, fix it by wearing the underwaer insideout, and iser it in the hole of the pants,it might feel weird, but wih time it should be fixed.

some women hate bent Penis. and always fix your penis stright when you notice the problem.

you ignored it and it got bent with time.

if you really think it was your tighty whitey's that did it to ya, you could try wearin them again for a while, but bend your penis to the other side...maybe it'll straighten out :p

Not sure what his name is, but there is this pornstar (he's really buff) with an extremely bent penis...it's so weird.

This is simply not true. refer to Halx's post. His info is dead on the money.

i could be wrong, but i think he was joking.

no, i was not joking

sorry, didn't mean you, halx. meant sltkr2000, whom cj was quoting.

Its just an abnormality. If you look at your fingers, you see that some of them bend in different ways. It couldnt be caused by wearing tight underwear, you were born with a defect. Just like some girls nipples are not perfectly centered. Or one breast is bigger than the other one. There isnt anything you can do about it, unless you talk to a plastic surgeon. He might be able to fix it. The thing is, do you really want to have your penis operated on. And the other thing is, they probably wont do a good job unless you go to LA and pay the big bucks for the guys who work on celebrities. Take a look at Michael Jackson. They totally screwed up on him. And have you ever watched Nip Tuck. I wouldnt want to take the chance of getting a doctor like that. Personally i reccommend to not go to a plastic surgeon. You never know how its going to come out. And once its done, you cant undo it. So unless it is a major problem, just dont worry about it. Its not like anybody is ever going to see it that would make fun of you.

Start learning to pleasure yourself with the other hand sometimes....???

j/k....

Up to a 30° bend in any direction is normal. If it's rotated, you need to start whacking off with the other hand to twist it back on center. Seriously.

eh if the girl says anything about it just tell her "its curved for your pleasure"

If she complains dress the bitch up like tinkerbell.
and put a little pirate hat condom on your wanker
and shave your pubes into a mustache.
It will be all good.
:)

If any chick complains about your hook, they're not worth it.

I wouldn't worry about it too much if I were you...
As long as it's not getting in the way of enjoying good sex or anything it's nothing to worry about.

If it does keep bothering you however, your physician could explain possible causes (and remedies perhaps).
Takes some guts to go there though (I know!) but you'll be reassured

I sure I could straighten you right out heheheheheheh

Thanks for your input everyone, i'm slightly less worried now. :)

I'm going to have to throw in a big disagreement with a lot of the former posts.

First, the idea of "always straighten your penis!" Actually, some girls really get off on bent penii. Check some of the stories in Sex in Silicon Valley. Apparently some girls have a taste for it and strongly prefer it that way.

Second, the idea that you can't change it, it's just your genes: So incredibly wrong. In the most extreme case, Peryonnes disease, there's nothing genetic about it. A heavy dose of vitamen E every day for several months is the usual perscription to cure this. Also, some of the same exercises guys use for enlargement can also be used to enhance or diminish curvature with a little modification.

Start wearing boxers dude! I used to have that problem but it has gradually gotten better over the years. Mine still has a minor curve but as bad as it was when I first noticed.

relax dude, it is not a big deal. If some chick gives you shit about it then I wouldn't even look at the back of the door as you kick her out. I am bent to the left myself-not sure if that is because I'm right handed or not. It seems that most women think it is funny-distinguishing/unique, but not so funny that they wont sleep with me. In any case, don't worry about it. Lots of people have a bent penii and we are getting laid.

If it's bent, you can't do much, if at all, about it. Underwear has nothing to do with the bend. You could've been born that way for whatever reason, or like Halx pointed out, it could've been because of circumcision.

Random info:
Did you know doctors can decide if your navel is an innie or outie when they cut the cord after birth? Wouldn't surprise me if they can decide which way you lean.

mine leans to the left..hahaha

Yes
 

It's your genes not your jeans.

As a fellow bender I gotta say that it has nothing to do with the underwear choices you have made. I wear boxers and have for many years but I curve down a little and I always have. It in my case appears to be caused by either the amount of skin removed from the underside of my penis during circumcision or just a natural difference in the amount of skin I have above and below. There is just less skin to expand on the underside so it causes a slight downward curve.

If it is a minor curvature you shouldn't worry and most girls won't notice / care at all. It it is a 10-15 degree curvature or more, then you should play up your strengths in bed (use the curve to you advantage) by using positions that stimulate the G-Spot or use the outer edge of the curve to stimulate her clit. After proper use of your curve most women will appreciate it. It is is a sharp hard angualr curve to one side or the other or more then 30-40 degrees or so then you may want to consult your family doctor or some other physician. It IS possible to break the penis.

While this is rare and probably NOT your case (you would know... there is substantial pain associated with this kind of event) it is possible to fracture the tissue membrane around the corpa cavernosa. The corpa cavernosa are the areas in the penis that fill with blood and create the erection. If an erect penis is thrust with enough force into an imovable object (a pelvic bone for instance) it is possible to cause tearing which is usually accompanied by a lot of pain and a sharp bend as one of the corpa cavernosa quickly "deflates".

This is a medical emergency and needs to be looked at immediately. Like I said, this is probably not your situation, or if it was you would know because one half of your penis pretty much wouldn't get hard anymore and an erection would be accompanied by intense pain and possibly bleeding from the urethra.

Its not a big deal. I have my issues, but I know that's not one of them. Don't sweat a bent johnson. Unless it swings at a 90* angle, no chick is gonna notice.

No sweat.

rofl, nice one :D