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Redlemon 08-08-2003 11:08 AM

Tit-fuck; is there a politer synonym?
 
My wife, bless her, has a great rack, and lets me tit-fuck her. But enough bragging :D . The one area she is somewhat reserved about is language; unless she is already halfway to orgasm, she doesn't like hardcore language.

So, if it's one of those nights where she says "Nothing for me tonight, but would you like anything" (OK, I'm still bragging), I could really use a term other than "tit-fuck". Suggestions?

tenchi069 08-08-2003 11:12 AM

If you want to get cutesy playful with her, just ask her if "they" can come out to "play"

Charlatan 08-08-2003 11:32 AM

Just ask her for "Russian"... This is the term sex trade workers use for tit-fucking...

Pellaz 08-08-2003 11:34 AM

I'd suggest something along the lines of "Well, I really love the feel of your breasts around me, how about that please" or "It'd be great to feel your lovely breasts around me" Pay her a compliment, let her know you enjoy it, be grateful about it and use a suggestively toned me instead of cock and breasts instead of tits.

Redlemon 08-08-2003 11:42 AM

"Russian" seems a little odd. There are 3,000 synonyms for every other sexual act, I'd think there would be at least a few for tit fucking.

Pellaz/Tenchi: I don't have to be THAT circumspect about it; I pay her plenty of complements and attention otherwise, and I don't have to wheedle her to get this. I'm just looking for a succinct two or three word phrase.

jackassidy 08-08-2003 11:42 AM

ask her if you can "pound her pillows". sounds like something form bed bath and beyond.

johnnymysto 08-08-2003 12:19 PM

How about Banana Split? Hot Dog? Split the Mountains?

World's King 08-08-2003 12:26 PM

Doing the Twins?

riskybiz 08-08-2003 01:41 PM

How 'bout the old 'double bag shag' dear?

No? How 'bout some fun 'south of the mouth'?

Well then, asuming your wife doesn't have my sense of humor how about letting her know what a great turn on her boobs are to you (I'm a big fan myself) and that you can't think a more desirous place to slide your schlong.

Good luck and God bless the boobies.

kalashnikov 08-08-2003 02:09 PM

Ah, some good ol' breast-lovin'.

eci 08-08-2003 03:04 PM

hawaiian muscle-fuck ;)

EvilMuffin 08-08-2003 07:22 PM

I don't like the "f word" when referring to sex either. My ex used to say "boob job" to refer to it. :p

hobo 08-08-2003 10:36 PM

Boob job sounds about right. I guess that is because it sounds like blow job. Don't use the "f" word too often.

vermin 08-08-2003 10:47 PM

Start singing "Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top.

JStrider 08-08-2003 10:52 PM

arie and i call it "boob sex"

and it is pretty fun

ariekitten 08-08-2003 11:00 PM

pearl necklace! LMFAO! yeah we use "boob sex". hehe. all in good fun ;)

wario 08-08-2003 11:14 PM

"I want to stick my yoo-hoo in your tatas"

Redlemon 08-11-2003 07:44 AM

Thanks everyone; I'm liking "pounding the pillows" as well as "boob job". The latter is especially funny, since anyone who can give a boob job (tit-fuck) doesn't need a boob job (implants).

08-11-2003 07:47 AM

Yup - I'd stick with boob job. Works for us...

crony 08-11-2003 09:00 AM

My fiance likes to call it "boob screw."

Sion 09-02-2003 12:09 PM

mammarian intercourse

cleavage beavage

mountain screw

booby bang

split the melons

Harshaw 09-02-2003 01:15 PM

My question about tit-fucking is, girls, does it do anything for you? I'm interested in trying it, but its not worth bringing it up if she isn't going to at least kind of enjoy it.

soxsfans 09-02-2003 01:16 PM

My wife enjoys it, or so she says!

hotzot 09-02-2003 06:13 PM

lucky!!

rosie21 09-02-2003 07:36 PM

..

wry1 09-02-2003 10:16 PM

Some possible synonyms would be.....

Giving the Twins their turn at bat
Playing "Bumper Pool"
Skiing the moguls
Making an "all beef" hot dog.


Hope they helped. Personally, I'd probably go with "boob job" in your situation, too!

bundy 09-03-2003 02:44 AM

seriously, its known as Spanish here.

i agree, the term ´titty-fuck´ is a little rough... and lacks any modicum of romance.

MrFlux 09-03-2003 03:04 AM

Titty tango.

Dano069 09-03-2003 04:58 AM

How about, "Wrapping the sausage?" aka "Sausage/Hot Dog in a bun"

My wife loves it. She's cum from just doing it. Pretty lucky, no? :D

wherearemypants 09-03-2003 09:01 AM

Bang the bubbles?
I don't think anything you could call it will spare the humor inolved.

queedo 09-03-2003 10:33 AM

pearl necklace

crazymang 09-03-2003 10:45 AM

I like boob-job mahself

lived2play 09-03-2003 04:17 PM

Hmmm bumper-shag! Yippeee!!!

legolas 09-04-2003 06:57 AM

oh man. We tried a boobjob a few times but it really doesn't work. It gives her nothing and if I do it then she's left with nothing for her.

Averett 09-04-2003 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harshaw
My question about tit-fucking is, girls, does it do anything for you? I'm interested in trying it, but its not worth bringing it up if she isn't going to at least kind of enjoy it.
I've never been aproached about this... I dont think I have enough to get the job done anyway!

Kadath 09-04-2003 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dano069
My wife loves it. She's cum from just doing it. Pretty lucky, no? :D
Sounds like quite a thespian... :|

AHadley 09-05-2003 06:03 AM

Franks in the Blankets?

Redlemon 09-05-2003 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kadath
Sounds like quite a thespian... :|
Now, that's not being fair. Some women are lucky enough to cum from nipple stimulation.

Dano069 09-05-2003 08:25 AM

Some believe, some don't. It's happened. I didn't say EVERYTIME, but, she has come from tit fucking.

Vaultboy 09-05-2003 09:54 AM

had my first bit of boob sex over last weekend. She requested it. doesn't really do all that much for me, though.


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