What do you call it? (no, this is not a penis thing) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

kalashnikov · 08-07-2003, 09:31 PM

So what do you (if you do at all) call that small area of body between the balls and the anus? The most common name i've heard is chode, but other creative names my friends have come up with include:
Ballsass (pronounced Ball's ass, not ball sass)
Grundle
Midway

Others?

Halx · 08-07-2003, 10:23 PM

it's called the perineum

drawerfixer · 08-07-2003, 10:51 PM

According to Jackass:The Movie, it is the gooch (sp?)

rl33 · 08-07-2003, 10:57 PM

Taint

taint the balls and taint the ass

Taint

MacGnG · 08-07-2003, 11:46 PM

accroding to SNL its taint, but halx said it's proper name

h2g2Fan · 08-07-2003, 11:48 PM

I've always heard it referred to as the taint.

And a chode is a penis which is wider than it is long.

kalashnikov · 08-07-2003, 11:52 PM

wider than it is long? geez...that's just bizarre.

Blunt · 08-08-2003, 12:39 AM

We call it a choad around here.

Mephisto2 · 08-08-2003, 12:50 AM

On a female, it's called a chin rest...

Mr Mephisto

h2g2Fan · 08-08-2003, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
On a female, it's called a chin rest...

Mr Mephisto

See this is a brilliant post because it's impossible to tell whether he's performing cunnilingus or analingus.

Either way I say "rock on Mr Mephisto... rock on."

bermuDa · 08-08-2003, 12:53 AM

i'm familiar with the "choad/chode" nickname

Halx · 08-08-2003, 01:14 AM

chode = short, fat penis

this is what happens when you put your sexual education in the hands of your pre-pubescent friends.

Mephisto2 · 08-08-2003, 01:17 AM

And, therefore, who is familiar with the term "sucks chodes"?

As in, "Other forums suck chodes compared to TFP"...

Mr Mephisto

MrFlux · 08-08-2003, 01:25 AM

My god, I thought EVERYONE knew what a chode was. Guess I was mistaken.

Imagine saying that to a girl...
"I touched your chode"
"Holy hell, I never knew I had a dick, let alone that it was stubby!"

slimshaydee · 08-08-2003, 02:46 AM

i call it the stitchline or the chode

sub zero · 08-08-2003, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
On a female, it's called a chin rest...

Mr Mephisto

aaaahhhhhahahahahahaha

livewirerc · 08-08-2003, 06:23 AM

In piercing terminology it's the "guiche" (pronounched like quiche).

ghostF98 · 08-08-2003, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
On a female, it's called a chin rest...

Mr Mephisto

Exactly....LOL. Brings back memories of that 2pac song......

#1: "I said Daddy, if I had nuts on a wall, would they be wallnuts?"

#2: "I said hellz yeah!"

#1:"Now Daddy, if I had nuts your chest, would they be chestnuts?"

#2:"I said hellz yeah!"

#1:"I said Daddy, if I had nutz on your chin, would they be chinnuts?"

#2:"I said hellz naw, bitch, they'd be a dick in your mouth...mouth...mouth...."

bodymassage3 · 08-08-2003, 07:25 AM

I think it was a Dr. Dre/Snoop song, actually.

dabossy2k · 08-08-2003, 07:52 AM

Taint

blindawg · 08-08-2003, 08:46 AM

Taint..

Chode.. always make me think of the aminated clip Tripping the Rift.. soon to ba an animated series on Sci-Fi channel.. though bound to be not nearly as cleaver as teh original..

jimk · 08-08-2003, 09:04 AM

taint.

a friend of mine's band has a song entitled, "taint misbehavin'," which i find funny because my taint misbehaves alot.

blackdas · 08-08-2003, 09:09 AM

taint, i never heard of gooch until Jackass:The Movie.

iceman2032 · 08-08-2003, 09:53 AM

I've heard everyone around me call it the taint

sbscout · 08-08-2003, 02:34 PM

taint...

perineum...

-Ever- · 08-08-2003, 07:49 PM

Geesh

ktthequeen · 08-08-2003, 10:09 PM

i would say don't trust jackass the movie...

back in high school it was known as the "choad" but the correct medical-ish term like halx said, is perineum

justadude · 08-08-2003, 10:14 PM

cazif...

ca-zif it wasn't there, your guts would fall out!

OROIT · 08-08-2003, 10:20 PM

Taint
or the 'proper' term, perenium.
i've never heard it called a choad.

analog · 08-09-2003, 09:08 AM

taint or chode, depends on who i'm talking to and where they're from. i prefer taint, or chinrest.

RoadRage · 08-09-2003, 12:06 PM

OH! I thought they were saying "sucks TOADS", not "sucks chodes".

I'd never heard it called anything except "chinrest". Perineum huh? Well, you learn something new every day.

World's King · 08-09-2003, 01:23 PM

I'm with the Jackass crowd. Gooch.

deve · 08-09-2003, 01:45 PM

Its known as none other than

THE BANUS

(around here atleast)

simonrex22 · 08-09-2003, 06:35 PM

Ive heard it be called the grundle or gooch(from jackass)

But i made up a name for a different area. Ther part where your leg connects to your pelvis. I call it the Sidewalk.

saut · 08-09-2003, 07:23 PM

We call the the grundle where I come from

gnort · 08-09-2003, 07:28 PM

Yeah, it's refered to tons of different names around here...but mostly the grundle. Actually ive got a friend with the nickname grundle, interesting story actually....hehehehe

cheerios · 08-09-2003, 08:02 PM

now, the REAL question is this: what the HELL do y'all talk about, involvign this region, that there's so much slang associated with it? i've only ever heard the technical term perennium...

limited · 08-09-2003, 08:19 PM

I've always thought that a choad was a curvy penis?
Anyways, in these parts that is the taint, and the grundle is the place where the shaft meets the sack.

hobo · 08-09-2003, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2g2Fan
I've always heard it referred to as the taint.

And a chode is a penis which is wider than it is long.

Wider than it is long... how does that work? If it is still long enough to have sex then it must be too wide for sex. If it's width is the right size, the length is too short. That must be really rare.

08-07-2003, 09:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
kalashnikov Insane Location: St. Paul	What do you call it? (no, this is not a penis thing) So what do you (if you do at all) call that small area of body between the balls and the anus? The most common name i've heard is chode, but other creative names my friends have come up with include: Ballsass (pronounced Ball's ass, not ball sass) Grundle Midway Others? __________________ 'Charmant, respektlos, und immer betrunken.'

08-07-2003, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	it's called the perineum __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

08-07-2003, 10:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	According to Jackass:The Movie, it is the gooch (sp?) __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

08-07-2003, 11:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
kalashnikov Insane Location: St. Paul	wider than it is long? geez...that's just bizarre. __________________ 'Charmant, respektlos, und immer betrunken.'

08-08-2003, 12:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blunt Upright	We call it a choad around here. __________________ Yeah.. I can't get a picture to work at my sig.. .. ahh, so you're stuck with this.

08-07-2003, 10:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
rl33 Tilted Location: Hawaii	Taint taint the balls and taint the ass Taint

08-07-2003, 11:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	accroding to SNL its taint, but halx said it's proper name

08-07-2003, 11:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	I've always heard it referred to as the taint. And a chode is a penis which is wider than it is long.

08-08-2003, 12:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	On a female, it's called a chin rest... Mr Mephisto

08-08-2003, 12:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	i'm familiar with the "choad/chode" nickname __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-08-2003, 01:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	chode = short, fat penis this is what happens when you put your sexual education in the hands of your pre-pubescent friends. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

08-08-2003, 01:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	And, therefore, who is familiar with the term "sucks chodes"? As in, "Other forums suck chodes compared to TFP"... Mr Mephisto

08-08-2003, 01:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	My god, I thought EVERYONE knew what a chode was. Guess I was mistaken. Imagine saying that to a girl... "I touched your chode" "Holy hell, I never knew I had a dick, let alone that it was stubby!" __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

08-08-2003, 02:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i call it the stitchline or the chode

08-08-2003, 06:23 AM	#17 (permalink)
livewirerc Insane Location: Austin, TX	In piercing terminology it's the "guiche" (pronounched like quiche).

08-08-2003, 07:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
dabossy2k Insane Location: Cali	Taint __________________ Recovering nice guy

08-08-2003, 02:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	taint... perineum... __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

08-08-2003, 07:49 PM	#26 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	Geesh __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

08-08-2003, 07:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
bodymassage3 Upright	I think it was a Dr. Dre/Snoop song, actually.

08-08-2003, 08:46 AM	#21 (permalink)
blindawg Lord over all I survey Location: Northern Michigan	Taint.. Chode.. always make me think of the aminated clip Tripping the Rift.. soon to ba an animated series on Sci-Fi channel.. though bound to be not nearly as cleaver as teh original.. __________________ ( • Y • ) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. ( • Y • ) - Jack Handey

08-08-2003, 09:04 AM	#22 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	taint. a friend of mine's band has a song entitled, "taint misbehavin'," which i find funny because my taint misbehaves alot. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-08-2003, 09:09 AM	#23 (permalink)
blackdas Crazy	taint, i never heard of gooch until Jackass:The Movie.

08-08-2003, 09:53 AM	#24 (permalink)
iceman2032 Crazy	I've heard everyone around me call it the taint

08-08-2003, 10:09 PM	#27 (permalink)
ktthequeen Insane Location: Earth	i would say don't trust jackass the movie... back in high school it was known as the "choad" but the correct medical-ish term like halx said, is perineum

08-08-2003, 10:14 PM	#28 (permalink)
justadude Upright	cazif... ca-zif it wasn't there, your guts would fall out!

08-08-2003, 10:20 PM	#29 (permalink)
OROIT Upright Location: The Land Down Under	Taint or the 'proper' term, perenium. i've never heard it called a choad.

08-09-2003, 09:08 AM	#30 (permalink)
analog Banned	taint or chode, depends on who i'm talking to and where they're from. i prefer taint, or chinrest.

08-09-2003, 12:06 PM	#31 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	OH! I thought they were saying "sucks TOADS", not "sucks chodes". I'd never heard it called anything except "chinrest". Perineum huh? Well, you learn something new every day. __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-09-2003, 01:23 PM	#32 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm with the Jackass crowd. Gooch. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-09-2003, 01:45 PM	#33 (permalink)
deve Upright	Its known as none other than THE BANUS (around here atleast)

08-09-2003, 06:35 PM	#34 (permalink)
simonrex22 Insane	Ive heard it be called the grundle or gooch(from jackass) But i made up a name for a different area. Ther part where your leg connects to your pelvis. I call it the Sidewalk.

08-09-2003, 07:23 PM	#35 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	We call the the grundle where I come from

08-09-2003, 07:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	Yeah, it's refered to tons of different names around here...but mostly the grundle. Actually ive got a friend with the nickname grundle, interesting story actually....hehehehe __________________ You had me at Qapla'

08-09-2003, 08:02 PM	#37 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	now, the REAL question is this: what the HELL do y'all talk about, involvign this region, that there's so much slang associated with it? i've only ever heard the technical term perennium...

08-09-2003, 08:19 PM	#38 (permalink)
limited Crazy Location: upstate, NY	I've always thought that a choad was a curvy penis? Anyways, in these parts that is the taint, and the grundle is the place where the shaft meets the sack.