I_Like_Vagina

I was just wondering if anyone can tell me what i could use that is around an everyday home that would feel like breasts so that when i am masturbating or what not i can feel it and pretend they are boobs???

PS: Girls or Guys can comment!!

fartre

try an old potato out of the fridge,

or perhaps fill a large balloon with cottage cheese and HP steak sauce (just make sure it doesn't break)

hope this helps...

I_Like_Vagina

come on guys i need some more comments!!!

wario

Buy breast implants for your desk/chair/pillow

RoadRage

Get you some of those gel-filled brastuffers er-I-mean bra "shapers" and play with them.

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relic

a women in the house? she's probably got boobs that feel like real boobs

Jim Kata

This can't be a serious question...can it?? If I had to resort to fake boobs (not on a woman mind you), I think I would just invest in a hooker every month instead.

Brdd99boy

get some plastic gloves (don't use balloons because they burst) and fill them with water and tie them tight.
I like to take those and just hold them against my member
I like get a picture of some good looking gal to look at and pretend I am titty fucking her
I told my girl friend I do this and she said she had to see it to believe it.
I demonstrated it for her.
We broke up after that and she went around telling everyone I was a wierdo
For some reason that is exciting to me

cheesemoney

Suck on a water balloon.

xxmsaxx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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saucy knave

Indeed, I laughed my ass off too.

woopdee

interesting, yet enlightening.