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I_Like_Vagina · 08-04-2003, 06:40 PM

I was just wondering if anyone can tell me what i could use that is around an everyday home that would feel like breasts so that when i am masturbating or what not i can feel it and pretend they are boobs???

PS: Girls or Guys can comment!!

fartre · 08-04-2003, 07:14 PM

try an old potato out of the fridge,

or perhaps fill a large balloon with cottage cheese and HP steak sauce (just make sure it doesn't break)

hope this helps...

I_Like_Vagina · 08-04-2003, 11:51 PM

come on guys i need some more comments!!!

wario · 08-05-2003, 12:17 AM

Buy breast implants for your desk/chair/pillow

RoadRage · 08-05-2003, 08:36 AM

Get you some of those gel-filled brastuffers er-I-mean bra "shapers" and play with them.

relic · 08-05-2003, 08:42 AM

a women in the house? she's probably got boobs that feel like real boobs

Jim Kata · 08-05-2003, 09:01 AM

This can't be a serious question...can it?? If I had to resort to fake boobs (not on a woman mind you), I think I would just invest in a hooker every month instead.

Brdd99boy · 08-05-2003, 09:06 AM

get some plastic gloves (don't use balloons because they burst) and fill them with water and tie them tight.
I like to take those and just hold them against my member
I like get a picture of some good looking gal to look at and pretend I am titty fucking her
I told my girl friend I do this and she said she had to see it to believe it.
I demonstrated it for her.
We broke up after that and she went around telling everyone I was a wierdo
For some reason that is exciting to me

cheesemoney · 08-05-2003, 09:55 PM

Suck on a water balloon.

xxmsaxx · 08-05-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brdd99boy
get some plastic gloves (don't use balloons because they burst) and fill them with water and tie them tight.
I like to take those and just hold them against my member
I like get a picture of some good looking gal to look at and pretend I am titty fucking her
I told my girl friend I do this and she said she had to see it to believe it.
I demonstrated it for her.
We broke up after that and she went around telling everyone I was a wierdo
For some reason that is exciting to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

saucy knave · 08-05-2003, 10:34 PM

Indeed, I laughed my ass off too.

woopdee · 08-05-2003, 10:37 PM

interesting, yet enlightening.

08-04-2003, 06:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
I_Like_Vagina Loser	Girls and Guys I was just wondering if anyone can tell me what i could use that is around an everyday home that would feel like breasts so that when i am masturbating or what not i can feel it and pretend they are boobs??? PS: Girls or Guys can comment!!

08-05-2003, 08:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	Get you some of those gel-filled brastuffers er-I-mean bra "shapers" and play with them. __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-04-2003, 07:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
fartre Tilted	try an old potato out of the fridge, or perhaps fill a large balloon with cottage cheese and HP steak sauce (just make sure it doesn't break) hope this helps...

08-04-2003, 11:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
I_Like_Vagina Loser	come on guys i need some more comments!!!

08-05-2003, 12:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
wario Insane	Buy breast implants for your desk/chair/pillow

08-05-2003, 08:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
relic Tilted Location: Ontario	a women in the house? she's probably got boobs that feel like real boobs

08-05-2003, 09:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	This can't be a serious question...can it?? If I had to resort to fake boobs (not on a woman mind you), I think I would just invest in a hooker every month instead.

08-05-2003, 09:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brdd99boy Banned Location: kyle	get some plastic gloves (don't use balloons because they burst) and fill them with water and tie them tight. I like to take those and just hold them against my member I like get a picture of some good looking gal to look at and pretend I am titty fucking her I told my girl friend I do this and she said she had to see it to believe it. I demonstrated it for her. We broke up after that and she went around telling everyone I was a wierdo For some reason that is exciting to me

08-05-2003, 09:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
cheesemoney Loser Location: Paradise	Suck on a water balloon.

08-05-2003, 10:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
saucy knave Tilted Location: West Siiide	Indeed, I laughed my ass off too.

08-05-2003, 10:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
woopdee Banned	interesting, yet enlightening.