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Old 07-28-2003, 08:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Forced Abstinence

Forced abstinence really sucks. Just thought I'd let everyone know.
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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why forced?
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Maybe he has no penis? *shrugs*
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahaha maybe has no penis ROFL
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Maybe he's the guy who broke his.
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm going through some forced abstinence myself. Damn chafing!! (at least I hope thats all it is).
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm going through some forced abstinence myself. Damn chafing!! (at least I hope thats all it is).
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Forced Abstinence

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Forced abstinence really sucks. Just thought I'd let everyone know.
I feel your pain
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I had to endure 3 months of forced abstinence. Well, not forced, but close enough.

When my wife and I were to get married, the priest said that he wouldn't marry us unless we lived appart for 3 months and abstained.

I personally didn't care if he married us or not, but Mrs. Tin was dead set on him.

The bastard then went on vacation and didn't marry us anyways. ugh.
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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sheesh, what a ass.

Guess there really are alot of dicks of the cloth out there.
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Indeed there is.
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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time to change churches or make sure to bribe officiaries ( sp? )
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Old 07-28-2003, 02:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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its good to know others feel my pain....(the not getting any sex pain, not the broken penis one. That has nothing to do with me, thank you very much)
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It does indeed. The worst is when you're with a girl in that situation. Then you can't even go looking for some action.
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i agree - that is the absolute worst. When you are in a committed realationship and have to wait until you are BOTH ready
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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but at least when your in a relationship there is the potential.
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I had to endure 3 months of forced abstinence. Well, not forced, but close enough.

When my wife and I were to get married, the priest said that he wouldn't marry us unless we lived appart for 3 months and abstained.

I personally didn't care if he married us or not, but Mrs. Tin was dead set on him.

The bastard then went on vacation and didn't marry us anyways. ugh.
Hey, iin my church, if you've ever had sex before marriage, they won't marry you and tell you you're going to hell.
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:23 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I feeling with you .. sex is a wonderful thing that i wouldn't want to be without ..
But not to fear, im sure you will taste the sweet apples again
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:40 AM   #21 (permalink)
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It so is, i have had a couple of long distacne relationships, and they worked out perfectly without any sex. Well, as perfectly as a long distance relationsship can work out anyways.
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:15 AM   #22 (permalink)
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i agree - that is the absolute worst. When you are in a committed realationship and have to wait until you are BOTH ready
Can you explain why it's so bad to wait until both of you are ready? If you're that ignorant, leave the 'committed relationship' and just go get laid. And if this was a sarcastic remark, I take back the ignorant comment - it's hard to tell when comunicating in just words.
And very well said soapysonic
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:36 AM   #23 (permalink)
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amen.. forced abstence sounds more of a relatioship issue. If indeed it is forced. If you mean she wont let you get in her pants.. that is not forced. it's her choice. deal with it however you see fit. Waiting until the other person is ready is a matter of respect of one's wishes.. if you cant deal with that you really shouldn't be in a relationsip with them, possibly you shouldn't be in a relationship at all. It takes a certain level of maturity to recognize and honor people's personal wishes and put their own impulses aside.
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:37 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:11 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:19 AM   #26 (permalink)
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do not mope!

you can pay the prostitutes for premium sex. if you do not have the money, you can imagine the ladies of the titty board for your sexy dreams, then rub your stiff member!

it is not as sexy as sexual intercourse, but it is better than no sexing!
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:18 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hmm.....mayhap I'm not so bad off after all......

nah.

btw, Czernobog was the Slavic god of death, darkness, night, etc....his brother was Bielebog, god of life, light, etc.

And now you know.
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I hate forced/unwanted abstinence. It's going on seven months and it is sort of pissing me off. Oh well. I am off to the titty board
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I hate forced/unwanted abstinence. It's going on seven months and it is sort of pissing me off. Oh well. I am off to the titty board
Nobody is explaining why they don't like 'forced abstinence'. Could somebody plese respond on your reasonings for your statements ... or is this just to add posts so you could go wank off?
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:56 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:56 AM   #31 (permalink)
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it may not be the most important thing, but it's fun.

and it sucks when your not getting any. End Of Story.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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do not mope!

you can pay the prostitutes for premium sex. if you do not have the money, you can imagine the ladies of the titty board for your sexy dreams, then rub your stiff member!

it is not as sexy as sexual intercourse, but it is better than no sexing!
Unrelated - but anyways. This guys posts always make me laugh a little.

But seriously - if you're just using this thread to bitch and moan, what's the point? Perhaps if we knew what the problem was, we could offer an opinioin.
 
Old 07-30-2003, 03:33 PM   #33 (permalink)
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not bitchin', just stating. Besides, I highly doubt anyone here could help.
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:57 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Besides, I highly doubt anyone here could help.
Then what was the point of this thread? Don't start a new thread with two short sentences and try to forget about it when people ask the questions. Same with wiseguy1100 and tfin - Where's the reasoning of your statements?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:50 PM   #35 (permalink)
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why need a reason? I was just making a statement. I didn't ask for help, I just wanted to say that forced abstinence sucks, and see who agrees. That's all. If you don't like it, don't post. Very simple. Thank you.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:31 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Since this post was under Tilted Sexuality: Sex Talk and Advice I think that there is a valid reason for a discussion to break out. You wanted to know who agrees, now I want to know why.
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:50 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Now now, no need to start being scronful. This is a community (if you stick around long enough, you will hear this dozens of times all over the place), and as such, we ask that you share. Tell us what's going on. We may not be able to help, but at least we can try
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:31 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I had to endure 3 months of forced abstinence. Well, not forced, but close enough.

When my wife and I were to get married, the priest said that he wouldn't marry us unless we lived appart for 3 months and abstained.

I personally didn't care if he married us or not, but Mrs. Tin was dead set on him.

The bastard then went on vacation and didn't marry us anyways. ugh.
should've got it in writing and filed a class action lawsuit against his ass that fucking redicoulous such a disregard for other peoples time and trust.

I go home durring the summer thats 3 months of abstinece i suppose, as my girlfriend attends the same college as me, however we live in two difrrent states.

Regardless this guys got no pen0s roofles < hurts me to say that.
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:21 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:34 AM   #40 (permalink)
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ahh, masturbation. Is there anything you can't do?......oh wait, thats human sacrifice. nerts.

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