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Sex/Masturbation log
Here's a social experiment. Give as many or as few details as you wish. After you've *done the deed* come here and write a little something about it. Try to include a few points: setting, mood, with whom, positions, fantasies. This could end up being a really erotic read. Also, there are some sensitive among us, so if possible, use objective wording.
Let's see how many people are willing to partake in this log. |
Perfect timing Hal, Just last night i ended up with a woman. Timing: horribly bad, i knew this girl Beth for a long time, met her at the same Christian camp where i got head for the first time. I was back up for the weekend to pick up my brother. Late at night we took a walk down the road and sat down in the middle of the backroad and talked for about 3 hours. Mood: great, shes reallu fun to talk to. Whom: Beth. Anyway, we started making out, i had just gotten my lip peirced that morning, off to the left side, so making out was kind of strange, but no that bad if i was careful. Anyway, about 15 to 20 min. in it started to rain, then rain harder. You would think that that would be a bad thing, but it wasnt that bad, it was really hot before so the rain felt good. It was great, we were up all night.
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This sounds like a good idea, i'd be sure to try and write something down if i'm not too exhausted.
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i have masturbated my erect member while looking at some pictures. these pictures were of the sexy girls from the tv survivor show.
i lubricated myself with hellmans brand of mayonaise. it is slippery but still gives the good rush of sex! this was last hour. i will masturbate again next hour and i will describe it. |
AH! air45, your insane! you should post more! :)
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i have experienced masturbation again, my friends!
i must admit to you i was viewing an amateur lady by the name of kate who had breast nipples like strawberries! i don't mind to tell you that my stiff member was aroused! i rushed to the room where i maintain products like the hand lotion and i began to lotion myself with violence and vigor! it was an orgasm for sure and i screamed to no one but myself of the pleasure! |
Dang, man!!! Air45's going to get me fired!!! I'm about to bust a gut laughing!! I think you should be the main contributor on this thread. Give us hourly updates! :D
I was going to post one of my own, but all I have is feeble when compared to Air45. I bow. |
i am always busting the nuts! i am a man loaded with juices that must shoot to the wall!
i must confess to you that i am yanking it again with violence. i look for the shapes that read "amateur" because my staff grows red and swollen at the sight of the girls who may live in my condominium complex! sometimes they are at the pool and i can not hide my cock for it is large and erect. they are intimidated but full of respect and fear. |
oh god
Oh god Air45 you kill me, your posts are equal to the "horizontal vagina" thbtbhtbtht that was posted earlier in downright hilarious(ness). ROFL. Truly you are a man of stamina! I bow to thee
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o here i go to bust the nut again!
i found a movie of the blowjob sex from the candyman! the candyman made a link to the blowjob movies and i could download to my harddrive computer! then it was time for me to imaging my stiff member belonged to the main in the movie for sure! i used the salad oil to pretend the girl's saliva! boy did my nut bust in my hand with emotion! |
Hahahaha and also: ewww but mainly HAHahahAHahAHa
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Air, your keyboard must be really disgusting...
Yank on, my friend! |
Air45, you're hilarious.
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i aint quite sure if he is serious hahaha
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Air45, you are my GOD. I bow to thee also! :D
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you are kind to me for my wanking! it is easy to bust the nuts, you should try for superior pleasure!
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This guy's STRAIGHT INSANE! Keep up the superior posting, my stiff membered TFP buddy. Not that i really care to read of your mastrabatory expoloits all that much but GOOD LORD YOUR HILARIOUS! |
here i go again with my nut busting!
this time is with fruit! i am purchasing a large melon from the grocer produce section! then it is easy as 1 and 2 and 3! use the superior melon baller (also you can get at the store!) to carve out the space for your swollen member! if your member is large and stiff like mine, then carve a bigger orifice! here is a sexy tip. refrigerate the melon before masturbating inside it. the freezing juice will bring superior pleasure to your stiff and pleasurable cock. |
very good... air45 makes masturbation a humorous event.
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Must try the Melon Someday Air... or NOT
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Air, thats gross.
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The quotes are even funnier if you picture the guy in the avatar saying them...
Whack on, brother! -Mikey |
Since I created the two-wanks-a-day thread, I figured I should at least contribute *something* here. I've been waiting until I had one that would really do it for you.
Early this morning, I woke up to hubby caressing my bottom and upper thigh while stroking himself. I sleep on my side facing away from him and this is a somewhat frequent occurrence. Today it was early enough that I had time with him. I turned on my stomach, turned my face toward him on the pillow, slid both hands underneath and "fluffed" for a few minutes. Once I was ready, opened my legs, put both sets of fingertips inside the lips and teased it, moving more toward the center as I got closer to coming. Hubby continued to carress bottom and legs (I *love* that) and stroke himself. I rewarded him by slowly raising and lowering my hips as I got closer. He held off waiting for me and I fantasized about hovering over him and riding it. I finished first and that set him off. He started coming as I was tapering off and that got me going to a second and third wave. As I approached the third wave, he turned on his side and held me, all the while carressing with his hand. *Please* be nice about followup posts. Comments, critique, support and compliments are fine but telling me I'm a slut would not be welcome. Sharing this is more difficult that I thought it would be. It's really personal and I'm realizing that I'm not quite as much of an exhibitionist as i thought. If it's well received, I may share more. (God! It's difficult to press the "Submit Reply" on this one...) Here goes... |
I, for one, am very glad you submitted a reply. That was very erotic, and it's good to see that you and your husband know what you like and can share that with each other. I hope you decide to share more.
Thanks! |
w00t, excellent post, angela146!
seriously, thank you for being brave enough to share it, i think it's wonderful. and not at *all* slutty. :) |
Angela, you dirty dirty girl...not in a bad way but in a good way.
There is nothing slutty about that at all, its more hawt than anything else. I wish my mornings started off that nice. |
ok here it goes, the nut is busted again!
this premium orgasm is thanks to tilted angela146 and her wonderous sexy story about touching in the bed with husband! i am swollen to think that the husband was their for sexing with his big cock, but you and him are stroking instead for variety of ways to have orgasms! this makes for a superior erection for me, which i vigorously caressed in my hand! |
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Thank you for being supportive. This is really a fun place! |
OK, everyone, I shared mine. Now it's your turn.
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Well, I'm several hundred miles away from my husband, but last night we ended up having some great cyber-sex. Not much of a story, but it was so good that I just wanted everyone to know :thumbsup:
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angela..your story was most arousing....
i now find it hard to type with the desk now on a slant from the swelling.... i showed my wife your story and she liked it too... when my ,now wife, ..and i first started a relationship...i was existing on a steady once a day habbit...my entertainment center had a large and growing collection of tapes..(ya DVDs where really new then) most of wich i could tell you who-when-where-how where on wich tape..the best where memorized and replayed till the tape it self started to go clear from the constant exposure to the replay magnets in my VCRs... my then girlfriend got evicted and i offered my place for a while.... after three weeks of having her stay at my place i found that i needed to wank really bad...i kept waking up and not be able to roll over cause of my built in kick stand... i finally gave up and said "Suzie...I need to wank real bad ..and if you like you can join me.." she accepted the offer !!!! There is more to tell but i need to finish.. the astroglide lube has shorted out another key board... my swelling is now in the capable hands (and other places) of my Suzie.... more later |
Ok finished...YEEHAAA!!!
after i read angela's story i got my wife to read it.. she said it sounded like fun.... she asked me to read it again..out loud.. as i read she was toying with me...and i with her... i said we had to post something in return ... so i started typing...she told me to relay the story of our first sex play..all the while she was wanking me... it was hard (pun intended)to typ to say the least.... finally i got to where i could not stand it any more...i finished the post and reclined the desk chair..as i turned toward her and her talented hands i saw she was completely free of clothes..how and when she got rid of them i dont know.... we arranged our chairs side by side facing oposite directions... both of us reclined in or chairs and joyfully stroking eachother..... we relived or first encounter and told eachother of how it felt when we did it... she got off and i kept playing with her till she got off again..... after that she started to beg for me to "shoot"... telling me how much she loved to see it and liked to see if i could hit the roof.....she swung her chair around so it was facing mine and had me put my legs up on the arms of her chair...now she got bussy with both hands and played with all of me... encourging me with "come on i want to see it ...give it to me....come on shoot...." to wich i did.. WOW ...to say the least.. we then decided that we'd like to post some more "adventures" here for all to read.....Thank you angela for your story and we do hope to see more stories from you and your husband.... have fun and most of all be safe...:icare: |
I "did it" with my husband earlier this evening. I took a fantasy from TFP, and told it to him while I stroked him off. From the start, I intended to write this up as an entry in this thread.
Once I wrote it, however, I realized that it was too long to be a forum post and made more sense as a journal entry. So... I Just posted my first entry in my journal. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view Enjoy... |
hooHOO to you!
this is much of a great journal entry for my cock to endure! to the bathroom i scrammed for the lotion, but was not even a needed item for my explosion was imminent! this was the second nut busted for me in this hour, thanks to angela146! the husband is lucky for her for sure, the lucky cock! |
OK, folks please read my journal (8/3/03 8:34pm CDT). Wish me luck as I um, well you'll know if you read the message.
I'm about to go to hubby... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view |
OK, another journal entry is out there. Title: 8/3/03 PM
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view |
Part two of 8/2/03 is now in my journal...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view |
OK, guys, no more until I get some feedback on the ones I've posted so far...
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Damn those are some stories. Gotta say I love the lap dance. One of my favorite things. You guys should consider yourselves lucky to have such a cool relationship.
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It's partly luck and partly cause and effect, i.e. giving hubby lap dances and bending over for him is one of the reasons we have a good relationship. |
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