Your "other" first time
 

Everyone know when, where and how they had sex for the first time. What I want to know is the other important first of your life: masterbation. When was the first time you spanked the monky, licked the lizard, choked the pope or any other colorful euphemisms for masterbation?

I can't remember for sure how old I was...older than 9 and younger than 13, I think...And I can thanks Steve Perry, and his novel Conan the Formidable lol. Giantesses and cat women oh my.

God, as early as I can remember. I remember 5th grade sex ed class, when they talked about masturbation and I thought "so THAT'S what I've been doing."

Strangely, my first time was AFTER I lost my virginity (at age 17). Before then I realized it felt good but didn't understand how good it could get. Now that I understood the big payoff, I had to have more of that. The next five years I spent making up for lost time.

i think i consciously did it when i was about 11.

Watching scrambled porn at about 12 years old. Came as kind of a surprise, too.

porn at 11

long as i can remember... and i dont remember when the first time ever was... but i remember doing it in early elementry...

HAHA, my first time was when I was about 11 or 12. The crazy thing is, I was drawing a map for a history project, and no one was home. Next thing I know, I'm jerking it. I remember nothing came out when I "came". About a year later of doing this constantly I finally had some semen come out. I walked tall at school the next day.





I got a B- on the map.

20 Jan 1978

Marked it on your calendar, eh denim?

Probably 12, watching a porn called "Mummy Dearest" that I swiped from my friend's dad.
Ahh, memories...

*cue music*

I was about 11-12 and doing my home-work, but having a play at the same time when I shot my bolt; dont think I have stopped since.

I was 13. I remember making the "jerking" hand motion in the air to make sure I got it righ then I wrapped my litttle hand around my little cock and had at it like monkey.

I was actually a later starter. Don't remember my exact age, but I do believe I was 15 or so.

i think i was around 11 or 12... i used my good ol imagination

My story is too retarded. I didn't even know what masturbation was at the time. Hmm... anyways, long story short, I was about 11, in the shower :thumbsup:

im with wally, i didnt do it for a long time, about 15, i didnt do it becuase people made fun of it all the time, like jokes and shit? and i always though, haha im the only one who can really make jokes about it, then i thought..."what the hell am i doing? im an idiot" and have been making up for lost time sinse then

12, found some dirty magazines, good times.

And I can *still* read!


Leviathan

the first time i flogged my log was when i was about 7 or something...first time i came though i was prolly 14

six. my sister walked in on me :eek:

no, it didn't scar me for life

That is exactly what I thought. I thought that I had invented something new before my first sex ed class. After that, I felt a bit stupid for thinking that I was the first guy to come up with it.

Around 10-11. Watched porn for a while before that but never did anything about it, then I found a book at my grandma's house about pleasing women. That book changed my life forever.

I dragged teh old 14" TV up to my room when I was 12. The next month they had a special deal for a free second cable hookup. I had Cinemax. later that week, I started closing my door when I "went to sleep."

I was 8 or 9. Don't remember exactly when.

i was 8. playing down there tickled. and felt good. of course i didn't know what it was... and then my mom caught me and told me it was bad so i stopped... until i was 16. haha thanks to these other message board i used to post on who had a sex forum ;P

wet dream at 14.

Wow, I guess I was a late bloomer, my first time at masterbation wasn't until I was 15. I mean I've seen porn before then, I just didn't attempt (and eventually succeed) at orgasm until then.

About 12yrs old i think it was someything a read about or saw but i thiught that i must try that , well after a while i thought that chickens were flying out of my arse ,, man what a feeling since then it has been atleast 2 times every day

I'd have to say around 14.....came back from summer vacation and noticed all the girls with their brand new boobs.

It was a very uncomfortable day at school.

15 here.. I guess I was a late starter compared to most here.

14. I was just doing it and it felt better and better. Then splat I was shocked like hell.

weellllll

I was a bigtime wanker between ages 12-13... I had one of my friends get his brother's nudie mags. The thing is, I only came for the first time when I was 14. They pretty much didn't teach us any sex-ed worth hearing back then, so when it happened I was all "WTF! That's not supposed to happen when you masturbate! That's only supposed to happen when you have sex!"

Dumbass health teachers...

probably around 11 or 12 when i stumbled across some nudie mags...

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day "i thought that chickens were flying out of my arse"

:lol:

Not making fun of you, I just got a good laugh out of the way you described it.

Think I was around 13 first time

i cant even remember how old i was, been doin it for longer than i can remember.

Probably at about 5 or 6 years old. That makes for 13 solid years of masturbation - whheeeee !

12 or 13, playing around down there, started to feel good, kept doing it.. the rest, they say, is history

I was 12, looking at a sexy picture of Kathleen Turner with major cleavage showing. I was humping some pillows, and I thought I had peed all over the floor. But, nothing was there!! But I knew what had happened (or what was SUPPOSED to have happened), and it's only gotten better since then. :D

I got a deck of cards with girls in bikinis on them when I was about 11 maybe 12. I got them from a friend at school, and I carried them with me ALWAYS. Whenever I could get to the bathroom uninterrupted, out would come the cards and my pecker.

Probly 9 or 10 I just rember accedently rubing it and thinking man that feels good wasn't aware I was masturbating till sometime later though.

well this is like embarrassing.... I was i think 12, my cousins we playing spy games and i was the bad Spy. I was supposed to tie my cousin up and hold him prisoner. I tied him up and he got this hard on and it was like soooo obvious. I teased him a lil and partly joking and mostly curious I pulled down his pants.. (he did not complain) I was giggling and I was holding a guy for the first time I held it to look at it and as soon as I did I got shot right in the eye... I freaked it went all over my face and I ran out leaving him there. So there i am crying in the bathroom thinking im going blind and my cousin tied in his room. My older couisn came running in thinking someone was injured. He to this day had not let me live it down.

I don't know if I should laugh or if I should be grossed out.

Excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor, the laughing got to me.

I used to draw naked women when I was a litte kid, don't remember how old.(probably 9 or 10) Anyway, I'd lay on the floor and sort of rub myself against the floor while I did it. I'd get a hardon. I can remember drawing these naked women, grinding on the floor... and one time there was this 'experience' afterward I think I must have cum in my pants..

I've been obsessed with women ever since.

lol thats really funny.

13 years old, I think. Friends were talking about it. Haven't stopped since :D