if you could blow/suck yourself? - Page 3 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-02-2003, 05:39 PM

Now thats just nasty. With that said, I'd do it in a second.

jujueye · 08-02-2003, 10:29 PM

Its totally possible. It must be all in the stretching.

hobo · 08-02-2003, 11:16 PM

I wouldn't do it. It doesn't appeal to me. I would prefer going down on a girl and having her blow me.

deadbabiesrhot · 08-03-2003, 07:23 PM

i can do it. flexxxible.

Phlaz · 08-04-2003, 04:17 AM

this is a retorical poll yeah?

ph|sh · 08-04-2003, 02:36 PM

yeah i'd do it if i could.. not sure about swallowing though, probably try it once,

aestivalis · 08-07-2003, 01:42 PM

I'd probably just try it

Ralvek · 08-07-2003, 02:48 PM

This is quite amazing, didn't think that many people would...i just can't imagine putting my dick in my mouth...knowing where it's been and all...

Chickenscratch · 08-07-2003, 06:18 PM

ive tryed this before and i can lick my head, but i can only sumtimes get the whole head in my mouth but even when i do its too uncomfortable to give myself and orgasm....and i would swallow if i could...i mean hey why the hell not its already in ur mouth

prince_albert · 10-01-2003, 03:43 PM

Would you?

ninety09 · 10-01-2003, 03:55 PM

No. Never even considered it. It doesn't appeal to me at all.

mattevil · 10-01-2003, 04:02 PM

ok this is embarrassing but when i was first starting out in my quest of sexual discovery(ok when i found out how to jerk it) i actually could do this(not flexible enough any more) and it's really more trouble than its worth. better to have a girl or hand there believe me.

wraithhibn · 10-01-2003, 04:38 PM

I'd never leave the house.

B21 · 10-01-2003, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninety09
No. Never even considered it. It doesn't appeal to me at all.

Couldnt of said it better myself.

filtherton · 10-01-2003, 05:09 PM

If i could, i'd do nothing else.

picardcaptain · 10-01-2003, 05:09 PM

Didn't Marilyn Manson get some ribs removed so he could suck his own peter? Maybe that is just an urban legend.

jbrooks544 · 10-01-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by picardcaptain
Didn't Marilyn Manson get some ribs removed so he could suck his own peter? Maybe that is just an urban legend.

Legend.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.htm

And, yes I would if I could. Who the hell wouldn't?

Harshaw · 10-01-2003, 05:44 PM

Probably not, I don't think blow jobs feel nearly as good as hand jobs (which I can do by myself). Really for me the only thing I like about getting a BJ is the visual.

numberfive · 10-01-2003, 06:13 PM

Been there, done that.

:P

But nah, I wouldn't do it.

Jolt · 10-01-2003, 06:57 PM

If I could...I would, in front of other people, to freak them out or something.

I don't expect to ever be able to, even if I do lose as much weight as I'd like.

prince_albert · 10-01-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by numberfive
Been there, done that.

:P

But nah, I wouldn't do it.

Erm....the "search" button was not working....ugh, I cant come up with a good excuse!

Rlyss · 10-01-2003, 08:15 PM

I would if I could

darkallaround · 10-01-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wraithhibn
I'd never leave the house.

thumper69 · 10-01-2003, 09:14 PM

Wouldn't that consider you kinda gay? I mean people that are gay do that. Don't they?

That aside, I wouldn't suck on my own peter. It's kinda hard imagining it nonetheless doing it. I'm with Harshaw on that about the only reason of getting a BJ is the visual.

But if it floats your boat, and you're also able to get some sexual sensation, and you're able to release some of that sexual tension then that's kewl. :-)

mmjau · 10-02-2003, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Wouldn't that consider you kinda gay? I mean people that are gay do that. Don't they?

Why would it be considerd gay ? It's the same as if you were stimulating your own prostate, doesn't make you gay. You would be doing it, not another man.

sky_driver · 10-02-2003, 07:46 AM

HELL FUCKING NO!!!!!! But if I had tits, then I would always be playing with them.

Redlemon · 10-02-2003, 07:52 AM

Yes, but I don't know if I would swallow.

vveronica · 10-02-2003, 08:11 AM

Now That I REALLY want to see.... heheheheheh

Dano069 · 10-02-2003, 08:41 AM

If I could, I sure as hell would! Two mouths are better than one! I'm sure it would turn the Mrs. on too.

Of course, I need to lose about 80 lbs. or so to do it. "Honey, we need to rethink my weight loss goals."

NatureBoy · 10-02-2003, 09:57 AM

Oh yeah. Don't know if I could swallow, but I would def. do it.

prince_albert · 10-02-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NatureBoy
Oh yeah. Don't know if I could swallow, but I would def. do it.

I really don't have the balls to swallow...I mean, eh, I dont know...it would be weird...I dont usualy drink whay comes out of my lilte guy

10-02-2003, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harshaw
Really for me the only thing I like about getting a BJ is the visual.

there is nothing like the visual of looking down and watching the one your with bob up an down on your pole! but i have to disagree on the feeling!

hell,if a woman knows how to give head properly its better than pussy!

Jedbeck · 10-02-2003, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by prince_albert
I really don't have the balls to swallow...I mean, eh, I dont know...it would be weird...I dont usualy drink whay comes out of my lilte guy

It would be just like recycling!

LOL

dragonhawk · 10-02-2003, 11:00 AM

I would if I could.

Don't think I would swallow though

tooth · 10-02-2003, 11:18 AM

Tried when I was about 13 or so. Not flexible enough.

Amano · 10-02-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thumper69
Wouldn't that consider you kinda gay? I mean people that are gay do that. Don't they?

That's like saying using your hands means you're gay, because gay men give handjobs.

BuddyHawks · 10-02-2003, 12:30 PM

I want to try, but after hearing all about people getting injuring their backs, I think I'll pass. I have a very fragile back.

punx1325 · 10-02-2003, 01:13 PM

I have tried and failed miserably, I should take Yoga so I can be really flexible.

vector_1979 · 10-02-2003, 01:28 PM

If I could we won't need women!

mattevil · 10-02-2003, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vector_1979
If I could we won't need women!

huh? don't you mean you or are we supposed to live vicariously through you?

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08-02-2003, 05:39 PM	#81 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	Now thats just nasty. With that said, I'd do it in a second. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-02-2003, 10:29 PM	#82 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Its totally possible. It must be all in the stretching. Last edited by jujueye; 04-08-2004 at 07:50 PM..

08-07-2003, 02:48 PM	#88 (permalink)
Ralvek Crazy Location: MN	This is quite amazing, didn't think that many people would...i just can't imagine putting my dick in my mouth...knowing where it's been and all... __________________ Ban country music, it promotes inbreeding.

10-01-2003, 03:43 PM	#90 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	\|Guys\| If you could, would you suck yourself? Would you?

08-02-2003, 11:16 PM	#83 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	I wouldn't do it. It doesn't appeal to me. I would prefer going down on a girl and having her blow me.

08-03-2003, 07:23 PM	#84 (permalink)
deadbabiesrhot Loser Location: Urth	i can do it. flexxxible.

08-04-2003, 04:17 AM	#85 (permalink)
Phlaz Upright	this is a retorical poll yeah?

08-04-2003, 02:36 PM	#86 (permalink)
ph\|sh Upright	yeah i'd do it if i could.. not sure about swallowing though, probably try it once,

08-07-2003, 01:42 PM	#87 (permalink)
aestivalis Upright Location: Philippines	I'd probably just try it

08-07-2003, 06:18 PM	#89 (permalink)
Chickenscratch Upright	ive tryed this before and i can lick my head, but i can only sumtimes get the whole head in my mouth but even when i do its too uncomfortable to give myself and orgasm....and i would swallow if i could...i mean hey why the hell not its already in ur mouth

10-01-2003, 03:55 PM	#91 (permalink)
ninety09 Flavour of the Weak Location: Canada	No. Never even considered it. It doesn't appeal to me at all.

10-01-2003, 04:02 PM	#92 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	ok this is embarrassing but when i was first starting out in my quest of sexual discovery(ok when i found out how to jerk it) i actually could do this(not flexible enough any more) and it's really more trouble than its worth. better to have a girl or hand there believe me.

10-01-2003, 04:38 PM	#93 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	I'd never leave the house. __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

10-01-2003, 05:09 PM	#95 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	If i could, i'd do nothing else.

10-01-2003, 06:13 PM	#99 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Been there, done that. :P But nah, I wouldn't do it. __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

10-01-2003, 08:15 PM	#102 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	I would if I could

10-01-2003, 05:09 PM	#96 (permalink)
picardcaptain Upright	Didn't Marilyn Manson get some ribs removed so he could suck his own peter? Maybe that is just an urban legend.

10-01-2003, 05:44 PM	#98 (permalink)
Harshaw Is mad at you. Location: Bored in Sacramento	Probably not, I don't think blow jobs feel nearly as good as hand jobs (which I can do by myself). Really for me the only thing I like about getting a BJ is the visual. __________________ This too shall pass.

10-01-2003, 06:57 PM	#100 (permalink)
Jolt Insane Location: Over here	If I could...I would, in front of other people, to freak them out or something. I don't expect to ever be able to, even if I do lose as much weight as I'd like.

10-01-2003, 09:14 PM	#104 (permalink)
thumper69 Tilted Location: Texas	Wouldn't that consider you kinda gay? I mean people that are gay do that. Don't they? That aside, I wouldn't suck on my own peter. It's kinda hard imagining it nonetheless doing it. I'm with Harshaw on that about the only reason of getting a BJ is the visual. But if it floats your boat, and you're also able to get some sexual sensation, and you're able to release some of that sexual tension then that's kewl. :-) __________________ Ohh Yeah Baby All Night Long! (' . ^) Look at Kirby---> <(' . '<) Last edited by thumper69; 10-01-2003 at 09:16 PM..

10-02-2003, 07:46 AM	#106 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	HELL FUCKING NO!!!!!! But if I had tits, then I would always be playing with them.

10-02-2003, 07:52 AM	#107 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Yes, but I don't know if I would swallow. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-02-2003, 08:11 AM	#108 (permalink)
vveronica Psycho Location: northern california	Now That I REALLY want to see.... heheheheheh __________________ ...We find ourselves in a struggle for our very right to exsist... We will not go quietly into the night... We will not give up without a fight...

10-02-2003, 08:41 AM	#109 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	If I could, I sure as hell would! Two mouths are better than one! I'm sure it would turn the Mrs. on too. Of course, I need to lose about 80 lbs. or so to do it. "Honey, we need to rethink my weight loss goals." __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

10-02-2003, 09:57 AM	#110 (permalink)
NatureBoy Crazy	Oh yeah. Don't know if I could swallow, but I would def. do it.

10-02-2003, 11:00 AM	#114 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	I would if I could. Don't think I would swallow though __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-02-2003, 11:18 AM	#115 (permalink)
tooth Addict	Tried when I was about 13 or so. Not flexible enough.

10-02-2003, 12:30 PM	#117 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	I want to try, but after hearing all about people getting injuring their backs, I think I'll pass. I have a very fragile back. __________________ Watch More TV

10-02-2003, 01:13 PM	#118 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	I have tried and failed miserably, I should take Yoga so I can be really flexible. __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

10-02-2003, 01:28 PM	#119 (permalink)
vector_1979 Insane Location: In a Caddy Shack	If I could we won't need women! __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Tip: Never do your shoe lace up in a revolving door