prickupine

the ultimate in safe sex!

otter

Same here, and my g/f knows it. She's glad I can't do that.

macmanmike6100

I did it, when I was much younger and more flexible,...once. It hurt and certainly wasn't worth it.

teelos

The couple times I've tried have fucked up my back quite nicely.

wtfz

I've actually missed work because of fucking up my back from trying to autosuck. I was able to get my mouth around the tip of my dick but that's as far as i could go. That was quite some time ago, and I'm no longer able to do it. Like someone else mentioned, the discomfort outweighs the pleasure. At least for those who've had the pleasure of having their dick sucked by someone else.

leftturn109

if i could do it myself i would never leave the house

TSFM

I mean honestly, I probably would. Some guys I'm sure would never admit it, though.

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I definetly would

Kyp

Where's the "FUCK NO!" option? My mouth will never touch any dick, not even mine.

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NotMinus

It wouldn't be the same as another person but i would still do it if possible.

Sleepyjack

actually, for anyone who legitimatly owns tool's album aenema (which should be by default anyway), on the cd itself is a guy sucking his own dick (or it could be a chick, but i don't it)
Theres also that animation thingy using the cover, for one of the pages in the booklet, and you can see it in motion

sorry i couldn't find a picture of the cover.

bing bing

I tried it once and my neck has never recovered. a word of warning to all you would be's.

sub zero

I don't think so, I'd be scarred for life.

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LuFega

I can't do it. Kinda wish I could though..

Diceman

I would if I could but I definitely wouldn't swallow.

rogue49

I can & I haven't

I see no reason for the discomfort of the position.
I'll find some kind lady to do it for me.

Besides, I've never really been into blowjobs anyway.
But that's just me.

Leviathan[NCV]

Actually that's a saying a friend of mine had way back when.

"If I could get it in my mouth, I'd never leave the house".

wiseguy1100

interesting question...i probably would, but am not nearly as flexible as i used to be...

World's King

Now the true question is... Would you swallow?


I'm turn my head just at the right time so it got in my hair and ear... Just like I do to everyone else that goes down on me.

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gozlanfrog

Hard to do if your dick bends downwards.

tenchi069

tried it. was sore for a day. tried again. sore for another day. haven't tried since, but i'm sure i will eventually.

TequilaJr

If we could do it, we would, and not think twice about it. It would be in the same realm as masturbation, where you do it but don't really brag about it.

Tikiman1000

men, for you who say no, would you give anotehr man a handjob? no but you give yourself one all the time...
use the same logic

CoreZman

CoreZman

For those of you that answered yes, would you swallow? You might answer no, but if you think about it, after a while sucking your own dick you're probably going to try it sooner or later.

Sleepyjack

well its not about swallowing so much, every guy has had a chance to "taste" his own produce, in fact that is gonna inspire another thread.

and yes i jhave tasted mine, in respect for any girl who has swallowed me

MrFlux

If I remember correctly that's actually a lady, and she's a contortionist.

edit:
from the Tool FAQ (http://toolshed.down.net/faq/faq.html):
"As to the contortionist's gender, well, Alana Cain is credited for this in the liner notes, so there you go. "

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brandon11983

Oh hell yeah baby!! Who needs a social life anyway??

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Sleepyjack

@Mr Flux
cheers for the info

Captain Canada

No way in hell.

Stare At The Sun

whats this "if you could" shit??

Subform

Lol UnlikedOne ..

Not sure i can .. never realled tried it

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thedrake

I wouldn't leave my room either, Halx.

yournamehere

Could and did.

And I have the bad back to prove it.

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lemming

ok rubbin one out is one thing..but suckin your own dick? not gonna happen, sure blow jobs are great..but half the pleasure is that someone else is doin it and you can just sit back, relax and enjoy.

Dunta

I experimented with this back in the high school days. I could barely lick the tip of it. Then I started working and gained some weight and never really thought twice about self sucking again. Now that I'm married me and my wife have shared this idea with each other. She gets very turned on about the whole idea of me self sucking. So, I think it's time for me to lose some weight and start stretching everyday to get back into top form. This is gonna be *Loads* of fun when I finally perform the duty for her.

Mitzkrieg

it's like someone said earlier, trying to tickle yourself..... it just doesn't do anything, believe me.

fuzzix

It's gotta beat the hand.

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jackassidy

I have done this many times in the past. Its not all that you'd think it would be. Its just not confortable enough to fully enjoy it.

bi_canadian_m

damn right I'd do it. Hell I'd do it every morning as a wake up thing and every night before going to bed.