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GlockShot · 07-22-2003, 03:01 AM

My wife finally decided to go into a few strip clubs with me and she seemed to have a pretty good time. After talking, she said she could possibly be into watching some XXX movies so I'm on the quest for something good. I looked at a couple of places, but I really have no idea of something that is hardcore, but actually decent. It needs to have good looking guys as well as girls, and maybe just straight sex, minus any anal and what not. I dont want to scare her off by some guy with a fro, pot belly, and a 13" d*ck in some poor girls *ss. She probably wouldn't be too interested after that. PLEASE HELP! I am really looking forward to this but I dont have a clue which movies to try! Much thanks in advance!!!

Jim Kata · 07-22-2003, 03:55 AM

Hmmmmmm. Well I can't think of any porno that comes out these days that doesn't involve anal. I also cannot think of any with good looking guys. The porno industry is infamous for having funny looking dudes who can fuck until the break of dawn and cocks that are the size of a newborn babies arm.
Maybe you might want to go back to some 80's parno to avoid the dreaded anal. Then again all the porn I watch is downloaded from various sites online that has everything from 20 females and Rocco to analingus.
Andrew Blake is "classy" porn, but I think some anal may be involved in some of them by now, butt I could be wrong (I haven't seen any of his new movies in years). Yeah, I think your best bet would be some Andrew Blake.

SiN · 07-22-2003, 04:29 AM

i second the andrew blake recommendation...

i've got a couple of his movies, and well they definitely seem like 'chick porn' to me

(which i actually find kind of boring, but hey, i'm not like most girls

)

dudemac · 07-22-2003, 05:24 AM

Totally go with Blake, he uses hot chicks and hot guys to make some nice porn.

Amethyst · 07-22-2003, 06:18 AM

I agree totally go with Blake. We have a few of his movies and they are great. The Dinner Party is a very good one.

Pellaz · 07-22-2003, 06:58 AM

Sweet Revenge and Statues are two Vivid titles that I think meet your criteria. Definately 'chick porn'.

Sticky · 07-22-2003, 06:59 AM

Blake's movies have alot of awesome girl-girl scenes, don't they. I think that he was trying to stay away from that.

I have heard that Candida Royalle creates her movies with women in mind. I have not seen one though so I will not outright recommend them. Click the links to get the reviews.

http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=5403/Candida-Royalle%27s-Eyes-of-Desire-2.htm

http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=5391/Candida-Royalle%27s-One-Size-Fits-All.htm

Also think about checking out some of the resources on the net and read the reviews before you rent.
http://www.rame.net/amri/
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/
http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/M...ovies/Reviews/

bigoldalphamale · 07-22-2003, 07:06 AM

Maybe you might want to go back to some 80's parno to avoid the dreaded anal.

the sportsjunkies are starting to piss me off. i know there isnt any sports related shit going on right now other than baseball, but since they have moved to HFS from JKF, they have seriously killed their sports content.

anyway, back to topic...vivid from around 2000-2001 is generally pretty good. there is one called "cat house" which has hot girls, decent enough looking guys and pretty tame, standard action. no anal, fisting, strange toys, ect...

good luck!

Donkeypuncher · 07-22-2003, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by bigoldalphamale
the sportsjunkies are starting to piss me off. i know there isnt any sports related shit going on right now

What, are you kidding me?!! Karl Malone, baby! Gary Payton! FREE KOBE! A guy ranked 396 in the world just won the freakin' British Open! TOUR DE FRANCE! Why is this such an overlooked event inside America's borders? Especially since an American is set to make a mark on the sport that won't be surpassed for a very long time. Did you see yesterday, when a spectator caused him to go down and the guy in second waited for him instead of using the unfair advantage? Classiest thing I've seen in a professional sport in aaaaages. The NFL Quarterback challenge was just a couple days ago and mini-camps are already starting up!

Oh wait. What was the question?

I really like Private's movie on average, more than most companies - the girls are smokin' hot and the guys all seem ok. My girl concurs. I'd agree with the Blake recommendation as well.

Buy them from a site that allows users to enter comments about movies; you can usually get a good sens of what's going on - someone invariably will break movies down scene-by-scene so you know what you're getting into. I have to agree that it may be hard to avoid anal scenes entirely with a relatively new movie, but 1) it may not bother her and 2) that's what the "skip" button is for on the DVD remote if either one of you aren't into what's going on in that scene. =)

I have used, and been happy with:
http://www.adultdvdempire.com
http://www.fivestardvd.com
http://www.excaliburfilms.com

happy hunting

Slims · 07-22-2003, 11:27 AM

A classic is Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers.

It is tastefull (relatively speaking), but it is graphic enough for everyone to be happy. Besides, Marilyn was hot back then.

p_maxx · 07-22-2003, 12:59 PM

"Bobbysox" is what you want. It turned my wife onto pornos.

micah67 · 07-22-2003, 01:19 PM

Vivid's "Ancient Secrets of the Kama Sutra." I've recommended this title to a couple of my friends who have asked this similar question.

Be careful, though, there are two versions out there - one hardcore and one softcore. Both are "chick" oriented one is just more explicit (obviously).

ratbastid · 07-22-2003, 06:40 PM

The film "UP!" by Russ Meyer is one of lurkette's favorites. Not sure I have permission to share that, but... There it is. My wife likes her girls <i>pneumatic</i>.

Not hardcore by ANY stretch. Cheesy, tacky, low-budget yet FUNNY and SEXY late-70's softcore.

wario · 07-22-2003, 10:45 PM

Thanks for the suggestions. I came here with the same question, but it'd already been asked.

zxello · 07-22-2003, 11:14 PM

Newer porn, VERY corny, but no anal that i've seen (although i havent watched it all the way through lol) Sex Commandos hehe

07-22-2003, 03:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
GlockShot Upright	Need Advice on Adult Movie.... My wife finally decided to go into a few strip clubs with me and she seemed to have a pretty good time. After talking, she said she could possibly be into watching some XXX movies so I'm on the quest for something good. I looked at a couple of places, but I really have no idea of something that is hardcore, but actually decent. It needs to have good looking guys as well as girls, and maybe just straight sex, minus any anal and what not. I dont want to scare her off by some guy with a fro, pot belly, and a 13" dck in some poor girls ss. She probably wouldn't be too interested after that. PLEASE HELP! I am really looking forward to this but I dont have a clue which movies to try! Much thanks in advance!!!

07-22-2003, 04:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	i second the andrew blake recommendation... i've got a couple of his movies, and well they definitely seem like 'chick porn' to me (which i actually find kind of boring, but hey, i'm not like most girls ) __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

07-22-2003, 05:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
dudemac Tilted Location: College Station, TX	Totally go with Blake, he uses hot chicks and hot guys to make some nice porn. __________________ Dudemac Author Somewhere

07-22-2003, 06:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	Sweet Revenge and Statues are two Vivid titles that I think meet your criteria. Definately 'chick porn'. __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

07-22-2003, 11:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	A classic is Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers. It is tastefull (relatively speaking), but it is graphic enough for everyone to be happy. Besides, Marilyn was hot back then. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-22-2003, 03:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	Hmmmmmm. Well I can't think of any porno that comes out these days that doesn't involve anal. I also cannot think of any with good looking guys. The porno industry is infamous for having funny looking dudes who can fuck until the break of dawn and cocks that are the size of a newborn babies arm. Maybe you might want to go back to some 80's parno to avoid the dreaded anal. Then again all the porn I watch is downloaded from various sites online that has everything from 20 females and Rocco to analingus. Andrew Blake is "classy" porn, but I think some anal may be involved in some of them by now, butt I could be wrong (I haven't seen any of his new movies in years). Yeah, I think your best bet would be some Andrew Blake.

07-22-2003, 06:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	I agree totally go with Blake. We have a few of his movies and they are great. The Dinner Party is a very good one.

07-22-2003, 06:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sticky	Blake's movies have alot of awesome girl-girl scenes, don't they. I think that he was trying to stay away from that. I have heard that Candida Royalle creates her movies with women in mind. I have not seen one though so I will not outright recommend them. Click the links to get the reviews. http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=5403/Candida-Royalle%27s-Eyes-of-Desire-2.htm http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=5391/Candida-Royalle%27s-One-Size-Fits-All.htm Also think about checking out some of the resources on the net and read the reviews before you rent. http://www.rame.net/amri/ http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/ http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/M...ovies/Reviews/ __________________ Sticky The Stickman

07-22-2003, 07:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	Maybe you might want to go back to some 80's parno to avoid the dreaded anal. the sportsjunkies are starting to piss me off. i know there isnt any sports related shit going on right now other than baseball, but since they have moved to HFS from JKF, they have seriously killed their sports content. anyway, back to topic...vivid from around 2000-2001 is generally pretty good. there is one called "cat house" which has hot girls, decent enough looking guys and pretty tame, standard action. no anal, fisting, strange toys, ect... good luck!

07-22-2003, 12:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
p_maxx Upright	"Bobbysox" is what you want. It turned my wife onto pornos.

07-22-2003, 01:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	Vivid's "Ancient Secrets of the Kama Sutra." I've recommended this title to a couple of my friends who have asked this similar question. Be careful, though, there are two versions out there - one hardcore and one softcore. Both are "chick" oriented one is just more explicit (obviously). __________________ ~micah

07-22-2003, 06:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	The film "UP!" by Russ Meyer is one of lurkette's favorites. Not sure I have permission to share that, but... There it is. My wife likes her girls <i>pneumatic</i>. Not hardcore by ANY stretch. Cheesy, tacky, low-budget yet FUNNY and SEXY late-70's softcore.

07-22-2003, 10:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
wario Insane	Thanks for the suggestions. I came here with the same question, but it'd already been asked.

07-22-2003, 11:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
zxello Addict Location: P-Town, WA	Newer porn, VERY corny, but no anal that i've seen (although i havent watched it all the way through lol) Sex Commandos hehe __________________ Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!