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View Poll Results: Have you had, or would you consider having sex in a public place?
Yes, many times 94 47.72%
Once, but I'm too afraid of getting caught to do it again 19 9.64%
No, but I'd like to 72 36.55%
No, never! 10 5.08%
You people are all perverts 2 1.02%
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex in public

Since the "wanking at work" thread has taken a turn towards "sex at work" it got me to wondering how many people are adventurous enough to have sex outside the safety and privacy of their homes, where they might get... !gasp!... caught.

Personally, I can remember numerous bathroom trysts at various Street Scenes in San Diego over the years, a Robinson's dept. store changing room, the bathroom at the Troubador in L.A., the top of a stairwell in a Doubletree Inn, a public beach on Maui, my apartment's balcony, various cars in not-so-secluded places over the years (including rolling BJs, most fun in slow traffic), in an empty home in a just-finished real estate development... the list goes on.

Maui reminds me that there was one other 'public' place we did it on that trip, but it was SO secluded, there was no chance of being caught even though we were in the great outdoors.

Share your stories... or, berate us for being the depraved creatures we are. We like that.

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Old 07-21-2003, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I voted once, but I'm not afraid to try again, I quite enjoyed it. It was on a set of bleachers at a football field at 1 a.m. I also went out with a girl who liked to drive with one hand on the wheel and one on the stick, and she drove an automatic.
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In various streets/behind/at the side of houses
On 2 beaches - well, in bushes at the back of the beach
In the sea
In various toilets of pubs and clubs
On the dancefloor of one club - a very enjoyable experience
In the back of a minibus. A minibus populated with US marines.
You've seen the black cabs that are in the UK? in the back of one of those, with a taxi driver in the front.
At a restaurant table (booths that were surrounded by curtains. It'd have been rude not to indulge.)
Lots of workplaces.
Several times in different locations in the forests of finland.
Against the barn of my dearly beloveds families farm.
Under a bridge...

Err.. There's more, let me think.
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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In a car, on the docks near a lot of passenger ships...
On a good few night busses in a couple of cities...
On a tram.
and, completing the set, on a train.

Well actually, not competing the set. There's no mile high club.

Yet....

I once masturbated a girlfriend to orgasm while standing at the bar of a pub we infrequently attended... Bar ca va, on bold street in liverpool. Now, that was something else. really fucking excellent.

In a park.
On top of a big hill/mountain in North Wales/Snowdonia.

Ummm....

I think that's it, but it's probably not.

OH!

Once, we were the only people waiting for fast food in a place (indian, just as it was about to close), there was only one chap in the place, taking orders and cooking. we'd been before and knew that we had around 10-15 minutes to finish the task in hand.



I think it might be said that I like sex in public places.

A little.

Oh, ok then... A lot.

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Old 07-21-2003, 10:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A few times in various parks
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
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In various streets/behind/at the side of houses
On 2 beaches - well, in bushes at the back of the beach
In the sea
In various toilets of pubs and clubs
On the dancefloor of one club - a very enjoyable experience
In the back of a minibus. A minibus populated with US marines.
You've seen the black cabs that are in the UK? in the back of one of those, with a taxi driver in the front.
At a restaurant table (booths that were surrounded by curtains. It'd have been rude not to indulge.)
Lots of workplaces.
Several times in different locations in the forests of finland.
Against the barn of my dearly beloveds families farm.
Under a bridge...

Err.. There's more, let me think.
that takes the prize... haha.
 
Old 07-22-2003, 05:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Lots of times....

Subway
Parliament Hill in Ottawa
Along the Canal in Ottawa
The office
Back of a greyhound bus
Movie theatre behind the screen
and so on...
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i want to do it more but i know my fiance would be too scared
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:51 AM   #9 (permalink)
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in a plane, on a train, with a fox, in a box, in a house, with a mouse, ona boat, with a goat....
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA I was thinking the same sort of thing when I read tisonlyi's first post.

Get outta my head.

I heard that fox is a great piece of ass.



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Old 07-22-2003, 10:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Not lots, but more than once. . .

Abandoned parking lot at night, secluded part of nature trail, in a gazebo on the grounds of a hospital, middle of the common ground during college summer session, outside in my parent's hot tub, gotten head while driving.


Ok, maybe that is lots. . .
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:00 AM   #12 (permalink)
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{De-lurk} In the back of a thunderbird while a friend drove us home (long, boring trip made fun!). On a cliff right below the visitor's center on a Mt. In the entertainment room during a classy party given by her mother.
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Forest, once.
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Only done it once or twice, but I am an opportunist at heart.
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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believe it not i'm the one not up for it with my wife. she absolutely loves the idea of public sex and would like to have people watch. i'm just the opposite though. i like my privacy and like to be able to take my time, get comfortable, etc. the idea of people watch what i consider the most intimate moment between her and i just dont do a thing for me.. having another person join in is a whole different story.

buuuuuuuut, she is my wife and she has done everything for me, so i'm gonna see what i can do to give her one of her fantasies.
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Old 07-22-2003, 12:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yes! Love the ol' great outdoors!

~ picnic table (number one favorite despite the bruises )
~ under a waterfall
~ while taking a stroll through a park
~ farmer's hayfield
~ beach (numerous times)
~ canoe...yes - they ARE tippy
~ backyard (ummm a few times)

hmmm I think that's it.....

no wait....the ladies washroom at my local pub..... *blush*
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Old 07-22-2003, 01:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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A canoe? Im surprised the thing didnt flip over on you...
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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A canoe? Im surprised the thing didnt flip over on you...
She did say "tippy"... I'm thinking that would add a fun bit of challenge to the whole thing.

Plus, you get to try - literally - the "motion of the ocean" theory. heh.


Where I grew up, we lived close to Magic Mountain, a popular amusement park. In high school, you either had a job there at some point or most of your friends did. My gf and I would sneak in a lot and ride rides for free because of this; there was always someone we knew operating the rides. There was also a lot of after-hours goofing off on the big coasters and a popular activity was to ride Colossus backwards over and over. One night, it broke down in the middle of this pursuit and we were stuck at the crest of a hill on the track for quite a long time.

I mean... what would you do?? =D


Which reminds me: did it on a stuck ferris wheel at a carnival once, too.



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Old 07-22-2003, 03:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Yeah I've done it.. Would I do it again..? Only if the situation arose, I wouldn't go out looking for a place to do it
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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When getting your fuck on in public what do you do with your fishies? If you spray inside her, it can eventually leak out which would suck in public. Oh wait, most of you probably have those things that are myths in my lovelife....swallowers.
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:44 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Condom that can be ejected or cum inside her... (shrug)
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I suppose it goes with the virginity one. Not yet, but would like to some day...

Too bad waiting for the "right one" takes so long.
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:20 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Let's see, with a girl in high school, we fooled around (and had sex of various sorts):

- In a public park
- On a stage in my school cafeteria (lost my virginity that time)
- In my car in a church parking lot in broad daylight
- Got a BJ parked by the side of the road--and got a thumbs-up from a UPS man!

With lurkette:

- On a hill near our freshman dorm
- In the mountains in Utah
- Oral while driving (though she's not crazy about it, she's afraid we'll crash; maybe she's seen <i>Father of the Bride</i> too many times)
- In the woods after taking some pictures to post to TFP

(What am I forgetting, baby?)

Oh, I remember! One time in college, lurkette and I were hanging out in my dorm room talking with a couple of friends. I was sitting in a chair, and she was standing in front of me wearing a skirt. While we talked to them, I slid my hand up the back of her skirt, pulled her panties aside, and slid a finger inside her. We kept talking with our friends like nothing was happening, while I fingered her.

That was fun.

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Old 07-23-2003, 06:17 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I haven't done it enough to qualify for the "Many times" option, but:

- 50 yard line on a football field (no, not during a game, thank you...)
- public park
- obligatory bj in the car
- on a beach

Do it again? In a heartbeat.
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:11 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Let's see, with a girl in high school, we fooled around (and had sex of various sorts):

- In a public park
- On a stage in my school cafeteria (lost my virginity that time)
- In my car in a church parking lot in broad daylight
- Got a BJ parked by the side of the road--and got a thumbs-up from a UPS man!
Strange how after all these years (12?) I still feel a little pang of jealousy and sadness to think of you with her.

Quote:
With lurkette:

- On a hill near our freshman dorm
- In the mountains in Utah
- Oral while driving (though she's not crazy about it, she's afraid we'll crash; maybe she's seen <i>Father of the Bride</i> too many times)
Actually, it was Parenthood

Quote:
- In the woods after taking some pictures to post to TFP

(What am I forgetting, baby?)
- In the public bathrooms in our freshman dorm
- In the car in a farmer's cornfield on the way back from the airport. That was fun!
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:30 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Strange how after all these years (12?) I still feel a little pang of jealousy and sadness to think of you with her.
I know it. I should have waited.

Quote:
Actually, it was Parenthood
Oh yeah! I knew it was Steve Martin.... "Show him, honey!"

Quote:
- In the public bathrooms in our freshman dorm
- In the car in a farmer's cornfield on the way back from the airport. That was fun!
What was MOST fun about that was the way we'd been talking about it for DAYS before doing it. I was home for a school break of some sort, and you'd been teasing me over the phone... I was *ahem* excited for basically the whole flight back to school. I couldn't WAIT to get you into your car and into that cornfield!
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:36 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Parks, once in a bar, in a Burger King, At work many times,
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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does a pulled over car at 9:30 count?
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:38 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:27 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Soccer field, good times , good times.
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:13 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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haven't but i would try it
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:05 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm.

In a car parked.
In a car while driving down the NY State thruway.
On the deck of a boat.
On various beaches.
On my Apartments back yard.
In my houses backyard
On my side porch
On the desk at work.
In an exhibit at a small museum
On my front porch
In various bathrooms
In the water at the beach
In a gazabo surrounded by condos.

I think that about covers it
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Old 07-24-2003, 05:22 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I chose the many times but its actually just a few. Sex in a moving car, parking lot at night, on the beach a few times -- nothing too out of the ordinary but that element of getting caught makes it all that much more exciting!
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I think it would be fun if you could, but I would only do it if i know i would not get caught.... or does that ruin the point?
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:25 PM   #36 (permalink)
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my first time having sex was in a church parking lot....
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Old 07-25-2003, 04:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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In a pool in the back yard of an old girlfriends house

another time with another GF in a pool while skinny dipping with 4 other people around

BJ in a car

Wife now would not even consider it and I have tried to get her to do somethings in the truck but she is one that wants everthing in the Bedroom.
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:25 PM   #38 (permalink)
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No, but I'd like to... except

1) I don't want it to be REALLY obvious
2) I don't want to do it in front of children or old people
3) I don't want to be the CENTER of attention.

Optimal sex in public scene: We're on our pourch. She's sitting on my lap and moving her hips here and there. We're covered in blankets. Everyone thinks were just laughing and cuddeling while bundled up.
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:54 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, many times.

cars
college campus grounds
college classrooms
woods
animal park
lake
pool
etc.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:33 PM   #40 (permalink)
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shrug many multiple times in the car pulled off into a field at night...

then there was this one time in the stacks of the university library... that was fun and exciting... i could go for more of that kind of stuff... but arie is a bit more nervous about it then i am...
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