07-21-2003, 03:48 AM | #2 (permalink) |
strangelove
Location: ...more here than there...
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gah.
from a female perspective... average is just fine. quit worrying about the size of your penis. ONLY concern yourself with how well you use it. THAT is what the ladies care about.
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07-21-2003, 08:27 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Location: Northern VA
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Someone needs to make some sort of pop up so that whenever someone logs into here a "ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN NOT THE SIZE OF THE OCEAN" window come up.
..But even with that done, someone is still gonna ask. I say we start giving out false advice about cockler size, such as hanging 10 lb weights on it immediately after rubbing it with ICY HOT will make it grow after a week. Sound good? I didn't think so either. |
07-21-2003, 08:54 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Skill, over size, is your ally.
Though, if you really want to try and get the max out of what you have, you should try to stretch the ligament and muscles at the base of your willy wonker. Try to push your erect member down between your legs as far as you can go, holding it there for a 10 seconds or so. Rinse and repeat as required. Over time, you can get the same sort of effect as the surgery that cuts those muscles... Without any snipping. But, just to say it again, you'll get better results if you expand your sexual knowledge rather than the length of your langer.
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