funkmastaflex

I was wondering how many guys out there like to masturbate with a condom on because for me i like to masturbate with a condom on cause i dont ejaculate as quickly as without one. All responses welcome!

motdakasha

they're also more disposable than say, a sock..

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nohtazk

LOl @ mot

But nah, thats a waste of money dude!

platypus

Not if you reuse it.

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Sleepyjack

i just use a towel or an old sock (generally to wipe)

also keep this in mind


'This is the idea that has made me virtually an anonymous figure in America for the last 10 years ... If you have children here tonight, I'm sorry to tell you this, they are not special. Don't misunderstand me, I know you think they'e special, [laughs] I'm aware of that. I'm just telling you they're not. Do you know that every time a guy comes he comes 200 million sperm? ... And you mean to tell me you think your child is special?? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest—with a grey gym sock! That is special."
– Bill Hicks

Jim Kata

You know, this brought up an interesting question to me. When I'm shaking hands with the unemployed, I finish as soon as possible, I'm only worried about pleasing myself, not making sure to take care of someone else first (or at the same time). Am I the only one like this? Does everyone else try to draw out their masturbation sessions, or do you get it over as soon as possible?

I guess it could be bad because I always finished real fast and the first time I got some real action (besides my other hand), I was done in like 5 minutes. I was so used to finishing quick that it took a little bit for me to get past the 30 minute mark. Wait, I'm rambling now....so yeah, like I asked before, do you take your time and try to last longer when by yourself or do you try and whitewash that handy dandy cum catcher as fast as you can?

I_Like_Vagina

dude if you want to post a question you should make your own thread not cutting in on this guys thread with your own question!

World's King

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it?

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bongobong

It reminds me seeing a "wanking glove" in a porn shop in London, with the lovely motto : Because you can't trust anybody, not even yourself.

Panther_Ninja

re-use it.....that has to be the strangest and most disgusting thing i have ever heard man!

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theguyondacouch

he doesn't mean chuck it on the bed filled with spooge, and use it again next week, he just washes it and reuses to jack off with. Its not like it has to stop every sperm, he just doesn't want to clean splooge off the wall.

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johnnymysto

I've done it with a condom, and it was great. Just a different sensation. And it does delay the moment, which gives you longer pleasure. I sound like a commercial...

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jauna

It's cleaner and you don't have to worry about aiming away from things!

hotzot

it depends on my mood, wether I mind cleaning up after.

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numist

done it before, would do it again, but most of the time: don't use one

roggers

hmmm never tryed that....lemme pull out my to-do list

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Fake Alias

Doesnt anyone else wank into a klenex?

asdf4321

You mean multiple kleenexs'? I would rather wash a sock. I used to use paper towels..

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deadbabiesrhot

i keep a drawer full of kittens next to the old 'puter. After a fuckshoot, I wipe it off my belly with the cat and throw it out the window.

daoist

i prefer to spill my seed on the ground, especially if it's not my carpet.

the sensation right before I come is great, so sometimes I try to make that last as long as possible but then again sometimes I wanna bust a nut asap.

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numist

I use a towel or aim for something so it doesnt get away

wow, deadbabiesrhot, that has to be the funniest thing Ive read today, thanks!

yankeefatboy

Never tried a condom, and truthfully, don't see the point. You're alone and need an orgasm. Let's get it over with.

DrJekyll

I guess I mentioned this elsewhere, but it seems more appropriate here. The condom thing is nice if you want a clean shoot. However, a lot of times, I just don't shoot. "What the hell?!" you might be thinking. Well, I just hold it back. I mean, it's definitely a case of I got off, but then I just hold back. Much, much cleaner and you don't have to wash anything.

terpie

I've tried this before -- I think it leaves you messier than if you just blew it into a sock... Just my opinion.

willy_pete

Haha, in England this has the name of a 'Posh wank'. Posh because it costs money for condoms...

platypus

WTF?

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thechao

When my brother moved in with his g/f she had to dispose of (I quote) "An entire drawer of socks", his response? "I didn't know what to do with them." Ahhh, the vagaries of youth.

DrJekyll

You being serious or sarcastic? =)

Bonesaw

I'll have to give that a try.....several neighborhood cats just wander into my backyard.....maybe this is what I need to do to keep them away!

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platypus

A little of both actually.

How can one 'get off' but not bust a nut? And wouldn't that lead to some serious backup problems?

and

Why hold it back? Why, when the door to Shangrila is opened in front of you, do you turn away?

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TinniT

its expensive, but every oncein a while I do.. ussually those times its been a couple days since i've let go a load and I know its gonna get all ove rthe place and stain my socks brown.

johnnymysto

yes, you must wash the socks immediately (or the next day) to avoid staining. same thing with the boxers after a wet dream. gotta put 'em at the bottom of the clothes heap so they get washed first.

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