At least you have a great story to scare you grandkids with someday...

...well, maybe...

notpenilenvy:
Damn, that sucks. Hope everything turns out okay... :o

man, I was reaaaaaaaally hoping we could drop this subject.


(ow)

I've heard of it. You must have a long one! I would not delay in seeking medical help

Yeah, that's nasty shit. Thorazine lowers blood pressure, IIRC. That'd make it hard to... get hard.

You can't even wank to pass the time! That really sucks. Get Well Soon!

Reminds me of a scene from "Married with Children...":
After Al has been mistakenly given a circumcision, he must abstain from anything that might get him sexually aroused. Suddenly that's not as easy as it used to be. Peg, just being in the room with him, starts getting to him. At one point she's bending over dusting some furniture when you here a *ping* like a string on a guitar breaking. She stops and stands up with a puzzled look on her face, "What was that?" Al looks at her and replies, "A stitch."

Holy crap, foreskin can tear and bleed from sex? How did it tear? What did they do about it at the ER?

Man, I don't know if any of you actually read the description, but it sounds from his postsurgery description as though 'notpenileenvy' had a degloving - as in "degloving the penis" to fix the fracture. Eeeeh.
You guys might want to read the description again - https://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320038.htm

damn beezle, im surprised you didnt up and DIE! =P

Wow after reading this thread I guess I'm lucky. My penis made a popping noise one time when I was bangin,' but nothing ever happened to it. I didn't even feel any serious pain, it was more of an eye opener. That sucks man, hopefully you feel better. I'll be more careful after hearing your story.

:eek: ma8 you should diffinatly go see a doctor

Oh geez...that's fuckin bad...:eek:

Must...find...doctor...now..... Go man! go!!! get your butt to the doctor and don't look back!! Tell us how it all ends up though after you recover...curious to know what it is.

Two words - Sex Change...

um...read the whole thread..he did..

and is presumably now home laying in bed recovering..yes?

good luck dude. /me wishes you a speedy recovery :)

(ps) if i may suggest - take vitamin C and vitamin E. both are *excellent* for tissue repair.

;)

I just broke my dick what do I do? Go post on TFProject!

Hope everything works out.

That really sux I hope everything works ok. Have you had sex after your accident?

(shaking head)
buncha savages in this town...

well, that and... kids. who can't read.

that was ouch and surgery too man... glad it got fixed fast tho

danm hope everything is ok for you man...

Not game to check out the pics - the whole idea is enough to give any guy nightmares!

Reminds me of an at once amusing and painful article I read once about this sort of thing. There was one anecdote that stuck in my mind. This guy was going at it with his wife, when all of a sudden he feels a little weight on his back and this little voice says, "Ride 'em horsie!" Their very young son had wandered into the bedroom in the middle of the night and seeing his parents playing horsie, had decided to join in. Dad got the shock of his life and landed on the floor in extreme pain down there. He was out of action for six weeks.

Hope everything's back in working order again soon!

My dick hurts now :( It's feeling the pain....

O....U....C....H