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137 | 51.50% |
| Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge |
  
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90 | 33.83% |
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39 | 14.66% |
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08-08-2003, 05:58 AM
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Insane
Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
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Ah, the beauty of a thread that is about masturbation for health. I love the interweb.
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08-12-2003, 05:58 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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I've taken the two-wanks-a-day pledge and I've even got a song for us wankers.
The Wanker's Song By Ivor Biggun The Wanker's Album (1978) My mother said that I never should play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood. Their giggling talk I could never understand, and that's why I fell in love with my right hand. And that's why... (Chorus) I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker. and it does me good like it bloody well should. I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud'. I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed, and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist. It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD. It's available at any time and it's absolutely free. And that's why... (Repeat Chorus) Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, thank you for having me and being oh, so kind. I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter, My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind. I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain. I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train. I've used a badger and a melon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat. And that's why... (Repeat Chorus)
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08-12-2003, 01:09 PM
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Sexy eh?
Location: Sweden
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I'll take the two wanks a day.. though i usually have four or five.. hang on.. does this mean i can only do it two times a day?? I do it more often... ahh well.. I'll say it like this, i will wank at least two times a day.. that sould do it.. hehe
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08-14-2003, 10:08 PM
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Punk In Drublic
Location: So Cal
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09-13-2003, 02:17 PM
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Vanishing, like I do..
Location: Austin, TX
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I have some questions, Angela.
Do we have to wank ourselves or can we wank each other (in a couple situation) ? Can we wank with our SO or do we have to wank privately? Thank you for clearing this up 
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09-14-2003, 07:45 AM
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Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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2 times a day once with the right and once wth the left.
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