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Jesus Malverde · 07-23-2003, 01:35 AM

Two a day will probably make me too lazy to do anything. Other than that, I'll probably get scabs on my penis or something. One a day should do the trick, but I'll need to start loading up on protein shakes soon.

Launchpad · 07-23-2003, 07:14 AM

it's gonna be a lot more difficult to keep those pledges with no titty board...but i shall persevere

blindawg · 07-23-2003, 07:36 AM

I'm in..

BWPinAZ · 07-24-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
I will take the wank-a-day pledge!

Amen for this!

I also will take the wank-a-day pledge

aus5tin · 07-28-2003, 07:44 AM

What better way to develope our sense of community than to wank towards a common goal!

realneiga · 07-28-2003, 02:38 PM

sure i will

brad-va · 07-28-2003, 02:56 PM

Sign me up for the one-a-day program

sophocles · 07-28-2003, 03:03 PM

sign me up!

air45 · 07-29-2003, 10:07 AM

i am pulling my swollen member now to support your cause for sure! hurray for this!

marshall26 · 07-29-2003, 02:34 PM

i'll take the one a day since thats what i usually run at. i think this would be a good time to bring back the titty board though, it would help this cause out

angela146 · 07-30-2003, 10:27 PM

If the poll is accurate, and if we're all living up to our pledges, that's 177 wanks a day!

TFP is a wonderful place: Where else could one poll cause so much wanking? (Insert joke here)

anti fishstick · 07-30-2003, 10:55 PM

but i already wank once a day..

werneron · 07-30-2003, 10:58 PM

Once a day...I can do that standing on my head.

MichaelFarker · 07-30-2003, 11:09 PM

Well, when you start scheduling it you know the honeymoon is over.

laxman18 · 07-31-2003, 09:42 AM

at least once a day for me

angela146 · 07-31-2003, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by werneron
Once a day...I can do that standing on my head.

WOW! Talk about dexterity *and* a sense of balance!

c0axial · 08-01-2003, 01:51 AM

2 or 3 a day, especially if im cammin with my best mate..

angela146 · 08-01-2003, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by angela146
IMHO: We need more wanking, not less.

Benefits of more wanking:
Builds good PC muscle tone

Builds up your ability to have all kinds of sex more often

Helps you last longer, orgasm longer and orgasm more

No, I am not kidding. No, I am not being sarcastic.

Please join me by taking the:
"Wank a Day" pledge or the

"Two Wanks a Day" pledge

Will your lover (if you have one) also pledge to wank at least once a day? Maybe you can help each other.

("Wanking" is used here to refer to masturbation by either gender. Women are wankers too!)

angela146 · 08-01-2003, 09:07 AM

I think we ought to allow a one day carryover without having "broken the pledge". If you did three yesterday and only one today, I think you should get credit for keeping the two-wanks-a-day pledge.

The same goes for "catch-up" if you forgot one yesterday, you can do an extra today to make up for it.

Based on this, I'm going to change my signature to reflect continuous two-a-day wanking since the beginning.

isandro · 08-01-2003, 09:12 AM

Okay, count me in for once-a-day. But don't be naggin when I exceed my quota

murdermedead · 08-01-2003, 09:13 AM

im trying three times a day but most days i cant do it!!!
not enough time!
but two wanks a day are absolutely necessary to hold me alive

dirtytony · 08-02-2003, 01:29 AM

ok, masturbation does not do any of those. you have exercise your pc muscles. doing kegles and what not, not jerking it. secondly in the feild i have experienced no benifit from doing it excesively, other than that i may be at less risk of cancer (?). i jerk off alot, and i still have too small a stamina in the hole. i'll sign up for the wank a day, but that won't be any change from my normal habits. i wish i had the time for 6, but it's too boring now anyway.

liquid_dreams · 08-02-2003, 01:43 AM

one a day for me at the most but if i start going out with this one chick then....................................... can i have her do the wanking for me?

AxelF · 08-02-2003, 05:47 AM

Yeah! Once during the day for puuuure pleasure, letting it last as long as possible, then just before sleep quickly just to get drozy.

Makes life a bit more reasonable...

fuzzix · 08-02-2003, 06:16 AM

Once a day, I'm UP for that.

blinky978 · 08-02-2003, 02:28 PM

I'm good for 1 a day (sometimes more). Definately keeps me UP

analog · 08-02-2003, 04:42 PM

one is easy, so i'll pledge for that... if i had more time, i'd definitely pledge 2. great thread!!!

lalalapi · 08-02-2003, 11:34 PM

Two wanks it is.

tweekman · 08-03-2003, 04:46 PM

"Two Wanks a Day" i will pledge for, i tried doin the non one but its just too damn addicting. They need a patch for wanking like they have for smoking.

rlpz · 08-03-2003, 05:02 PM

You can count me in for at least one-a-day.

blackdas · 08-03-2003, 05:46 PM

"Two Wanks a Day" for me

jizzmasterp · 08-05-2003, 07:35 PM

2 per day for me. Sometimes 1+2 if I'm really bored.

The_Dude · 08-06-2003, 01:08 PM

i'll aim for one/day

Ralvek · 08-06-2003, 02:40 PM

Oh hell yeah, and jerking off helps prevent cancer too!

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-07-2003, 11:24 AM

I'm in. I already jerk off about once a day anyway so i will take the pledge.

Willy · 08-07-2003, 11:50 AM

Once a day is a bare minimum. 2nd one is usually right before bed, but some nights I'm just too sleepy to mess with it (oh the puns you can come up with in a masturbation discussion).

Can hit 3 or 4 times a day if I'm not working or I come home for lunch

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mute76 · 08-07-2003, 03:53 PM

26 "no's"...how depressing.

08-07-2003, 08:57 PM

I'm all over this. One a day!

aedenji · 08-07-2003, 09:17 PM

I can definately do one a day but, I don't get enough time to do two unless my roomates are gone!

DonnieBoy · 08-07-2003, 09:18 PM

Im in for one a day, sometimes more....

its been a while since my and the wife have "done the deed" ever since she had our son she has been feeling unsexy... sigh I guess i can wait... wank... wait... wank.... wait...

DB

View Poll Results: Will you take the Wank a Day Pledge?
Wank-a-Day Pledge	137	51.50%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge	90	33.83%
No	39	14.66%
Voters: 266. You may not vote on this poll

07-23-2003, 01:35 AM	#41 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Two a day will probably make me too lazy to do anything. Other than that, I'll probably get scabs on my penis or something. One a day should do the trick, but I'll need to start loading up on protein shakes soon. __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

07-23-2003, 07:36 AM	#43 (permalink)
blindawg Lord over all I survey Location: Northern Michigan	I'm in.. __________________ ( • Y • ) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. ( • Y • ) - Jack Handey

07-28-2003, 07:44 AM	#45 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	What better way to develope our sense of community than to wank towards a common goal! __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-28-2003, 02:56 PM	#47 (permalink)
brad-va Crazy Location: VA	Sign me up for the one-a-day program __________________ -- If at first you don't succeed, try something else. You're obviously no good at that.

07-23-2003, 07:14 AM	#42 (permalink)
Launchpad Upright	it's gonna be a lot more difficult to keep those pledges with no titty board...but i shall persevere

07-28-2003, 02:38 PM	#46 (permalink)
realneiga Upright	sure i will

07-28-2003, 03:03 PM	#48 (permalink)
sophocles Upright	sign me up!

07-29-2003, 10:07 AM	#49 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	i am pulling my swollen member now to support your cause for sure! hurray for this!

07-29-2003, 02:34 PM	#50 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	i'll take the one a day since thats what i usually run at. i think this would be a good time to bring back the titty board though, it would help this cause out

07-30-2003, 10:27 PM	#51 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	If the poll is accurate, and if we're all living up to our pledges, that's 177 wanks a day! TFP is a wonderful place: Where else could one poll cause so much wanking? (Insert joke here)

07-30-2003, 10:55 PM	#52 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	but i already wank once a day.. __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

07-30-2003, 10:58 PM	#53 (permalink)
werneron Upright	Once a day...I can do that standing on my head. __________________ [FONT=Tahoma]These balloons blow up into funny Shapes? - No, unless round is funny.

07-30-2003, 11:09 PM	#54 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	Well, when you start scheduling it you know the honeymoon is over.

07-31-2003, 09:42 AM	#55 (permalink)
laxman18 Tilted	at least once a day for me

08-01-2003, 01:51 AM	#57 (permalink)
c0axial Upright	2 or 3 a day, especially if im cammin with my best mate.. __________________ Reflex Ur Mind..

08-01-2003, 09:07 AM	#59 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Wanking carryover I think we ought to allow a one day carryover without having "broken the pledge". If you did three yesterday and only one today, I think you should get credit for keeping the two-wanks-a-day pledge. The same goes for "catch-up" if you forgot one yesterday, you can do an extra today to make up for it. Based on this, I'm going to change my signature to reflect continuous two-a-day wanking since the beginning.

08-01-2003, 09:12 AM	#60 (permalink)
isandro Crazy Location: Groningen, Netherlands	Okay, count me in for once-a-day. But don't be naggin when I exceed my quota __________________ -Life, liberty and the pursuit of hamburgers.

08-01-2003, 09:13 AM	#61 (permalink)
murdermedead Upright	im trying three times a day but most days i cant do it!!! not enough time! but two wanks a day are absolutely necessary to hold me alive

08-02-2003, 01:29 AM	#62 (permalink)
dirtytony Loser	ok, masturbation does not do any of those. you have exercise your pc muscles. doing kegles and what not, not jerking it. secondly in the feild i have experienced no benifit from doing it excesively, other than that i may be at less risk of cancer (?). i jerk off alot, and i still have too small a stamina in the hole. i'll sign up for the wank a day, but that won't be any change from my normal habits. i wish i had the time for 6, but it's too boring now anyway.

08-02-2003, 01:43 AM	#63 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	one a day for me at the most but if i start going out with this one chick then....................................... can i have her do the wanking for me?

08-02-2003, 05:47 AM	#64 (permalink)
AxelF Crazy Location: Europe	Yeah! Once during the day for puuuure pleasure, letting it last as long as possible, then just before sleep quickly just to get drozy. Makes life a bit more reasonable... __________________ Coffee

08-02-2003, 06:16 AM	#65 (permalink)
fuzzix Psycho Location: Australia	Once a day, I'm UP for that. __________________ I'm most definately not 'lovin' it'.

08-02-2003, 02:28 PM	#66 (permalink)
blinky978 Upright Location: New Hampshire	I'm good for 1 a day (sometimes more). Definately keeps me UP __________________ Don't Blink!

08-02-2003, 04:42 PM	#67 (permalink)
analog Banned	one is easy, so i'll pledge for that... if i had more time, i'd definitely pledge 2. great thread!!!

08-02-2003, 11:34 PM	#68 (permalink)
lalalapi Crazy	Two wanks it is.

08-03-2003, 04:46 PM	#69 (permalink)
tweekman Banned	"Two Wanks a Day" i will pledge for, i tried doin the non one but its just too damn addicting. They need a patch for wanking like they have for smoking.

08-03-2003, 05:02 PM	#70 (permalink)
rlpz Upright	You can count me in for at least one-a-day.

08-03-2003, 05:46 PM	#71 (permalink)
blackdas Crazy	"Two Wanks a Day" for me

08-05-2003, 07:35 PM	#72 (permalink)
jizzmasterp Insane	2 per day for me. Sometimes 1+2 if I'm really bored. __________________ Don't mind the name. It was chosen before I discovered that there were forums that didn't start with "Titty."

08-06-2003, 01:08 PM	#73 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	i'll aim for one/day __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

08-06-2003, 02:40 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ralvek Crazy Location: MN	Oh hell yeah, and jerking off helps prevent cancer too! __________________ Ban country music, it promotes inbreeding.

08-07-2003, 11:24 AM	#75 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I'm in. I already jerk off about once a day anyway so i will take the pledge. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-07-2003, 11:50 AM	#76 (permalink)
Willy Insane	Once a day is a bare minimum. 2nd one is usually right before bed, but some nights I'm just too sleepy to mess with it (oh the puns you can come up with in a masturbation discussion). Can hit 3 or 4 times a day if I'm not working or I come home for lunch .

08-07-2003, 03:53 PM	#77 (permalink)
mute76 Psycho Location: Anywhere but here	26 "no's"...how depressing. __________________ What the fuck is "wtf"?