More Wanking on TFP! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

angela146 · 07-17-2003, 04:26 PM

IMHO: We need more wanking, not less.

Benefits of more wanking:

Builds good PC muscle tone
Builds up your ability to have all kinds of sex more often
Helps you last longer, orgasm longer and orgasm more

No, I am not kidding. No, I am not being sarcastic.

Please join me by taking the:

"Wank a Day" pledge or the
"Two Wanks a Day" pledge

Will your lover (if you have one) also pledge to wank at least once a day? Maybe you can help each other.

("Wanking" is used here to refer to masturbation by either gender. Women are wankers too!)

Halx · 07-17-2003, 04:48 PM

I will take the wank-a-day pledge!

Amen for this!

rogue49 · 07-17-2003, 04:51 PM

Hey, do I get a rebate, by overdoing it?

cheese · 07-17-2003, 04:58 PM

Sign me ill take 2

Fake Alias · 07-17-2003, 05:30 PM

No offence but Im not in. I find wanking makes me tired and drowzy. I feel lazy for the rest of the day so I try not to do it very much anymore. Once a week max usually.

Donkeypuncher · 07-17-2003, 06:00 PM

HEY! Tryin' to muscle in on my Wank-Fest TFP???

our official bumper sticker:

8 days straight now. (grin)

tikki · 07-17-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angela146
IMHO: The we need more wanking, not less.

Benefits of more wanking:
*Builds good PC muscle tone

Yeah, but unless you are a switch hitter, you are gonna have some weird looking arms.

RubberSouls · 07-17-2003, 08:22 PM

Two Wanks for me!

grumpyolddude · 07-17-2003, 08:39 PM

I'll do my best.

NetterButter · 07-17-2003, 08:56 PM

No wanking here, sorry! I'll take a few rubs and licks tho!~~

Spinach_Indeed · 07-17-2003, 09:07 PM

I wank at least 3-4 times a day, It keeps the Doctor away.

I can crush coal into diamonds with my right arm.

Sleepyjack · 07-17-2003, 11:50 PM

in light of the recent prostate cancer discovery i am gonna do at least once a day. IT'll be great

FallenAvatar · 07-18-2003, 04:28 AM

I do the 2 a day.

-Anders · 07-18-2003, 07:36 AM

I'm going to do one a day, at the tops.
We'll just have to see how things work out with this girl i've got a thing for, hehe.

Charlatan · 07-18-2003, 08:10 AM

So it looks like there is a split in the TFP... Those who are trying to see how long they can go without a wank and those that are just a bunch of wankers...

Donkeypuncher · 07-18-2003, 08:26 AM

hahahahaha you JUST figured that out?!

(day 9 and the Wank-Fest is going strong)

wraithhibn · 07-18-2003, 08:41 AM

I'll take one, somedays 2. Time to go fulfill today's requirement.

pmb145 · 07-18-2003, 09:00 AM

I am in!

angela146 · 07-18-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tikki
Yeah, but unless you are a switch hitter, you are gonna have some weird looking arms.

Um... I was referring to the pubococcygeus muscle, which is internal to the pelvic region.

But... if you mean that my arm would bulge from wanking in general, I usually use a vibrator.

angela146 · 07-18-2003, 02:08 PM

Thank you all for replying and thank you for 21 pledges so far!

Wank-a-Day Pledge 14 48.28%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge 7 24.14%
No 8 27.59%
Total: 29 votes 100%

I'll be thinking about all of you wankers this evening as I fulfill my pledge...

Halx · 07-18-2003, 02:13 PM

pubococcygeal muscles are the muscles you squeeze in your pelvis when you wanna *hold it in* when you gotta pee. Strengthening these muscles can help you control your orgasm better to last longer during sex.

Oh, and I hope angela146 thinks about me the most!

rockzilla · 07-18-2003, 02:27 PM

If I take the wank-a-day pledge, can I still jerk it twice if I'm feeling 'extra frisky'?

Yabbo · 07-18-2003, 04:07 PM

i do that anyway...

JStrider · 07-18-2003, 05:34 PM

often i do it twice... but i can only garuntee it once a day...

as for switch hitting... it takes a lil getting used to but its not bad...

07-18-2003, 09:14 PM

Hell - I'm at two times a day minimum anyways! Sign me up!

nulltype · 07-18-2003, 09:51 PM

Do we get bonus points for going beyond the requirement?

Xirax · 07-18-2003, 10:08 PM

Wank away

denton · 07-18-2003, 10:49 PM

If (when) I fail on my current wank-free pledge, I will consider it.

rainheart · 07-18-2003, 11:03 PM

Woah this is like.. the thread of my dreams! *angelic choir*

I'll take two.

phredgreen · 07-18-2003, 11:36 PM

hm... given the recent medical developments, i'm tempted... we'll see. i'd rather be spending those energies inside my girlfriend than in front of my computer, so we'll see.

MikeyChalupa · 07-19-2003, 09:45 AM

fap fap fap...

I'm sorry, what were you all talking about?

-Mikey

hermpes · 07-19-2003, 05:38 PM

I got Two-wanks-a-day donw easy. usually do 4-5

RubberSouls · 07-19-2003, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
I wank at least 3-4 times a day, It keeps the Doctor away.

I can crush coal into diamonds with my right arm.

ROFLMAO...sorry, it was funny.

angela146 · 07-20-2003, 05:07 PM

Maybe we should set a date and time and all wank at the same time...

I suggest Monday July 20 at 11pm CDT

What do you say?

shannon · 07-20-2003, 08:02 PM

i love this. hilarious. i'll think about it, i'm not sure i have the dedication. although i could likely average one a day. yeah, i'll challenge myself.

crow_daw · 07-21-2003, 12:23 AM

I don't know if I can pull once every single day or not, but I'll give it my damndest!

realneiga · 07-22-2003, 02:42 PM

nothing wrong with a wank every now and again

numist · 07-22-2003, 03:02 PM

signed up for 2 wanks a day - hope it advances the cause

erion · 07-22-2003, 03:59 PM

Count me in for one a day, at least.

I usally average that, anyway. . .

TwistedFate · 07-23-2003, 01:11 AM

Two a day for me!

View Poll Results: Will you take the Wank a Day Pledge?
Wank-a-Day Pledge	137	51.50%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge	90	33.83%
No	39	14.66%
Voters: 266. You may not vote on this poll

07-17-2003, 04:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	More Wanking on TFP! IMHO: We need more wanking, not less. Benefits of more wanking: Builds good PC muscle tone Builds up your ability to have all kinds of sex more often Helps you last longer, orgasm longer and orgasm more No, I am not kidding. No, I am not being sarcastic. Please join me by taking the: "Wank a Day" pledge or the "Two Wanks a Day" pledge Will your lover (if you have one) also pledge to wank at least once a day? Maybe you can help each other. ("Wanking" is used here to refer to masturbation by either gender. Women are wankers too!) Last edited by angela146; 07-21-2003 at 09:30 PM..

07-17-2003, 04:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I will take the wank-a-day pledge! Amen for this! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-17-2003, 06:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	HEY! Tryin' to muscle in on my Wank-Fest TFP??? our official bumper sticker: 8 days straight now. (grin) __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-17-2003, 08:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
RubberSouls Addict	Two Wanks for me! __________________ I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day.

07-17-2003, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Hey, do I get a rebate, by overdoing it?

07-17-2003, 04:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	Sign me ill take 2

07-17-2003, 05:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fake Alias Crazy	No offence but Im not in. I find wanking makes me tired and drowzy. I feel lazy for the rest of the day so I try not to do it very much anymore. Once a week max usually.

07-17-2003, 08:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I'll do my best. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-17-2003, 08:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	No wanking here, sorry! I'll take a few rubs and licks tho!~~ __________________ www.holeinthe.net

07-17-2003, 09:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I wank at least 3-4 times a day, It keeps the Doctor away. I can crush coal into diamonds with my right arm. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-17-2003, 11:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	in light of the recent prostate cancer discovery i am gonna do at least once a day. IT'll be great

07-18-2003, 04:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
FallenAvatar Psycho	I do the 2 a day. __________________ Fetch me the spirit, the son and the father, Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.

07-18-2003, 07:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	I'm going to do one a day, at the tops. We'll just have to see how things work out with this girl i've got a thing for, hehe. __________________ Signature 101

07-18-2003, 08:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	So it looks like there is a split in the TFP... Those who are trying to see how long they can go without a wank and those that are just a bunch of wankers... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-18-2003, 04:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
Yabbo Banned	i do that anyway...

07-18-2003, 10:08 PM	#27 (permalink)
Xirax Psycho Location: Toronto	Wank away __________________ perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10);'

07-18-2003, 08:26 AM	#16 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	hahahahaha you JUST figured that out?! (day 9 and the Wank-Fest is going strong) __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-18-2003, 08:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	I'll take one, somedays 2. Time to go fulfill today's requirement. __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

07-18-2003, 09:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
pmb145 Crazy	I am in!

07-18-2003, 02:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Wow Thank you all for replying and thank you for 21 pledges so far! Wank-a-Day Pledge 14 48.28% Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge 7 24.14% No 8 27.59% Total: 29 votes 100% I'll be thinking about all of you wankers this evening as I fulfill my pledge...

07-18-2003, 02:13 PM	#21 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	pubococcygeal muscles are the muscles you squeeze in your pelvis when you wanna hold it in when you gotta pee. Strengthening these muscles can help you control your orgasm better to last longer during sex. Oh, and I hope angela146 thinks about me the most! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-18-2003, 02:27 PM	#22 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	If I take the wank-a-day pledge, can I still jerk it twice if I'm feeling 'extra frisky'?

07-18-2003, 05:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	often i do it twice... but i can only garuntee it once a day... as for switch hitting... it takes a lil getting used to but its not bad... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

07-18-2003, 09:14 PM	#25 (permalink)
smithja0423 Guest	Hell - I'm at two times a day minimum anyways! Sign me up!

07-18-2003, 09:51 PM	#26 (permalink)
nulltype Crazy	Do we get bonus points for going beyond the requirement?

07-18-2003, 10:49 PM	#28 (permalink)
denton Crazy	If (when) I fail on my current wank-free pledge, I will consider it.

07-18-2003, 11:03 PM	#29 (permalink)
rainheart Psycho	Woah this is like.. the thread of my dreams! angelic choir I'll take two.

07-18-2003, 11:36 PM	#30 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	hm... given the recent medical developments, i'm tempted... we'll see. i'd rather be spending those energies inside my girlfriend than in front of my computer, so we'll see. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

07-19-2003, 09:45 AM	#31 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	fap fap fap... I'm sorry, what were you all talking about? -Mikey

07-19-2003, 05:38 PM	#32 (permalink)
hermpes Upright	I got Two-wanks-a-day donw easy. usually do 4-5 __________________ "Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!"

07-20-2003, 05:07 PM	#34 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Maybe we should set a date and time and all wank at the same time... I suggest Monday July 20 at 11pm CDT What do you say?

07-20-2003, 08:02 PM	#35 (permalink)
shannon Psycho Location: Canada	i love this. hilarious. i'll think about it, i'm not sure i have the dedication. although i could likely average one a day. yeah, i'll challenge myself.

07-21-2003, 12:23 AM	#36 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	I don't know if I can pull once every single day or not, but I'll give it my damndest! __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-22-2003, 02:42 PM	#37 (permalink)
realneiga Upright	nothing wrong with a wank every now and again

07-22-2003, 03:02 PM	#38 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	signed up for 2 wanks a day - hope it advances the cause

07-22-2003, 03:59 PM	#39 (permalink)
erion Psycho	Count me in for one a day, at least. I usally average that, anyway. . .