Okay, I'm in. I just hope sex with my wife doesn't get in the way.

Ah, the beauty of a thread that is about masturbation for health. I love the interweb.

Sign me up for once a day :thumbsup:

Count me in for one-a-day. Sometimes two, but can't guarantee it.

ima try

Once a day for me! I like masterbating though...so maybe twice :D

I missed a day, so I guess I'll have to make it up today.

I've taken the two-wanks-a-day pledge and I've even got a song for us wankers.

The Wanker's Song

By Ivor Biggun

The Wanker's Album (1978)


My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why...
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why...
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why...
(Repeat Chorus)

It's a tough jorb, but someone has to do it. I'll take your pledge, you brigand!

I'll take the two wanks a day.. though i usually have four or five.. hang on.. does this mean i can only do it two times a day?? I do it more often... ahh well.. I'll say it like this, i will wank at least two times a day.. that sould do it.. hehe :D

I'll commit to a wank-a-day. We've got to balance out the overpopulation of kittens caused by the wank-free'ers.

Promoting wanking but ganking the porn on tfp. :(

Put me down as one of the wankers.http://www.cycleforums.com/forums/im...ilies/beat.gif

1 a day for me! (minimum)

I typed this with my erect penis. put me in for 2.

hear hear!

I'll go for one a day as the least I could do

is this like wanking for peace ?
i'll go for one

Sorry, Phred...this is more my style

Two wanks a day - - at least! I try to give each hand one. That way I can look just like Popeye!

I'll do it once a day. Helps me get to sleep y'know.

ive been fulfilling my 2 a day morning and night for quite a while.... occasionally the 4pm special.

i pledge my part in painting the town white!

I have some questions, Angela.

Do we have to wank ourselves or can we wank each other (in a couple situation) ?

Can we wank with our SO or do we have to wank privately?

Thank you for clearing this up ;)

WANK-A-DAY pledge!!

wonderful idea.
thank you.

2 times a day once with the right and once wth the left.

*pledges to one wank a day*

if your gonna go twice a day why not 12!!!?!?!?!

once a day....if it is a day off or a weekend where im bored it will be closer to 3 tho :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I'll join the once-a-day.